12 constellation: the most likely typical joke.

★ Aries mother told the sheep: "You can't swing in a skirt; Otherwise the little boy will see the underwear inside! " One day, Yangyang said happily to his mother, "Today I played on the swing with Xiaoming, and I won!" "Mother said angrily," didn't I tell you? Don't put on a skirt! " Yangyang said proudly, "But I'm so smart! I took off my underwear so that he could not see it! " (Aries, brave and straightforward, dare to do it) ★ Taurus melon vendor: "Come and eat watermelon, not sweet, no money! "Niu Niu:" Wow! Great, boss, have a nice day! "(Taurus, who lives at home, wants to cheat and take care of herself) ★ Gemini mother called Shuangshuang:" Get up! The rooster has crowed several times! " Both of them said, "What does cock crow have to do with me? I am not a hen! " (Gemini with strong self-awareness and self-thinking ability) ★ Cancer Crab said on the Cancer bus: "I want to sleep with my mother tonight! "Mother asked," Will you sleep with your mother when you marry your daughter-in-law? " Crab crab said without thinking, "Hmm!" Mom asked again, "What about your daughter-in-law? "crab crab thought for a long time and said," It's very simple. Let her sleep with her father! "mom:" "(Oedipus complex, cancer attached) ★ The lion lion went to grandma's birthday party. When eating a birthday bag, the lion lion asked, "Why do we eat this birthday bag like an ass?" They listened to the face big change. The lion lion saw the bean paste in Shoubao and said, "Grandma, look! There's shit in it, too! "Everyone is dizzy, vomit and vomit. (only a proud lion who feels himself and is not afraid of other people's eyes) ★CN Block is curious about the navel everywhere, so he asks his father. Dad briefly talked about the reason why the umbilical cord connects the fetus and the mother, saying, "After the baby left the mother, the doctor cut the umbilical cord and tied a knot, which later became the navel. "Everywhere:" Why doesn't the doctor tie a bow? " (Curious perfectionist CN) ● Libra's father said to Tian Tian, "Don't go to school today. Last night, your mother gave birth to two younger brothers. Just tell the teacher. " Answer every day: "dad, I only said that I gave birth to one;" "The other one, I want to stay until next week when I don't want to go to school." (Smart Libra, weigh the pros and cons) ● Scorpio was bitten by mosquitoes just after falling asleep. Scorpions get up to catch mosquitoes, but they can't get out. He pointed to the mosquito and said, "well, I'll go out if you don't go out!" " With that, he left the room, closed the door and said proudly, "Hum! If I don't come back tonight, I will starve you to death! " (Scorpio who doesn't understand things and doesn't play cards according to common sense) ● Sagittarius shoots: "Dad, why do you have so much white hair? "Dad:" Because you are naughty, Dad has a lot of white hair. "Shooting:" Then why are grandfathers all white-haired? "dad:"! "(Sagittarius who likes to think) ● Capricorn and her mother went to the streets and suddenly it began to rain. Mother said, "it's raining, run!" "Jie Jie asked slowly," Isn't it going to rain ahead? " (Capricorn, who understands the reality and is too lazy to change) ● Aquarius asks his mother: "Why do you call Teacher Jiang' s ancestor?" Mother said, "Because' ancestor' is the name of the deceased." Bottles and jars said, "Should the deceased grandmother be called' fresh milk'?" (Born to be different, the brain thinking is different from ordinary people's water bottles) ● Pisces dad told Fish that they often went hungry when they were young. Fish and fish had tears in their eyes after listening, and asked sympathetically, "Oh, Dad, did you come to our house because you didn't have food?" Pisces (compassionate, no matter what the situation)

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