Take stock of the 12 constellations' favorite jokes.

A fly and its child are walking on a bald head. After a while, it said thoughtfully, "son, time flies." When I was your age, it was just a path. "

Taurus constellation

One day, a sparrow said to a pigeon, "Do you dare to shoot an eagle?"

"Of course, I dare." After that, the pigeon flew away. After a while, the pigeon flew back without feathers. The sparrow asked, "What's the matter?" The dove said, "That boy is not convinced, so I will hit him with my bare hands."

Gemini

Once I went to the underground city to brush the map with the warriors ... half an hour passed, and suddenly a message came from the loudspeaker, which almost killed me. "The students and the principal of the affiliated middle school of Zhejiang XX Mine came and ran away ..."

Cancer constellation

9 saw 6 and said: Nothing to play handstand. 0 sees 8 and says: Fat is fat. What belt are you wearing? 7 See 2 and say: Don't think that I will marry you if you kneel. 2 See 5 and say: Hey, I haven't seen you for a few days, and I have breast augmentation.

Le Signe du Lion

A man threw a handle forward on his bicycle and met a traffic policeman at a fork in the road. The traffic police shouted to him: good palm. The man replied happily: comrades have worked hard!

The hot girl called a taxi. Miss, what will you wear in the future? Spice Girl: Red miniskirt! Recipient: Then where to go? Spice Girl: It's thighs!

virgo

A farmer in a county who feeds pig swill every day was fined 1 10,000 yuan by the Animal Protection Association for cruelty to animals. Later, the farmer changed to feed the pigs with Saussurea involucrata, and was fined 1 10,000 yuan by the Environmental Protection Association for wasting food. One day, the leader visited again and asked the farmers what to feed the pigs. The farmer said, "I don't know what to feed." Now I give it 100 yuan every day and let it go out to eat by itself. "