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Aries: I stare! I'm watching! I'm watching! Play a game of looking at ghosts first, then sprint 100 meters and run away immediately. Haha, are you dumbfounded? Taurus: I want to tell you a secret of getting rich, which can double your money. Don't tell anyone! Come on, take out a hundred dollars and fold it in half. Look, is it doubled? Taurus: Let's talk about it. Let's do the math: radishes sell for 30 cents, vegetables for 80 cents and peppers for 50 cents. Don't worry, Niu Niu, who concentrates on calculating money, can't see ghosts at all. Gemini: Like discovering a new continent, I shouted excitedly: I saw a ghost! I saw a ghost! Go door to door and say: I saw a ghost! (Ghost: Don't pass it around, ok? I'm completely confused! ) Cancer: The tortoise said to the mouse: I work in a five-star hotel! That's bullshit！ Really, they made soup from my bath water just now. Cancer: Ah! Are you the ghost of Grandma Zhang's granddaughter next door? Long time no see! Let's get together! As for the question that she is a ghost, crab crab may have forgotten. Leo: What's wrong! How dare you be presumptuous under the nose of this king! So, in fact, the face-saving lion may be afraid! Leo: Wave when you are happy, stamp your feet when you are happy, and shake your head when you are happy. Crazy! Virgo: Pull the skirt of the female ghost and say: Why is it so dirty? Will you pay attention to hygiene? Hurry back and wash! Ghost: This man is too picky! Virgo: The soda fountain sells a new product called Heartache, a glass of 20 yuan. I bought a penny out of curiosity. Wow, it really hurts-it's just a cup of boiled water! Libra: Two drunks are walking on the tracks. One complaint: Why is this staircase not finished? The other snorted and said that its armrest was still so low. Scorpio: A telephone has just been installed in the dormitory. The dormitory manager 1 10 asks the roommate to answer the phone in a standard way: the bell rings, and he picks up the receiver and says, Hello, this is 1 10. Scorpio: You damn fool! Don't come to see me for so many years! Let's go for coffee together! Scorpio is related to these things. Do you believe Scorpio and Ghost are old friends for many years? Sagittarius: Huh? This ghost MM looks good! Absolutely, maybe only a shooter can think so. Sagittarius: Sagittarius Teacher: The exam is coming soon. The test paper has been handed over to the printing house. You should review well. Do you have any questions to ask? Student: Which printing factory is it? Aquarius: Look at my bottle! Take out any peach swords, painting symbols and garlic and throw them to ghosts. Ghost: Come on, I'm not a zombie, make a mountain out of a molehill! )