16 sentences full of tricks to pick up girls, full of earth love stories.

1, the spring breeze is ten miles, so we might as well be together.

2. Life without you is like a walking corpse. A cigarette and a glass of wine don't matter.

3. Why can I only hug you?

I have lived in the world for decades just to look back at you.

5, sister, do me a favor, my parents want a daughter-in-law!

Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

7. Can we further sublimate our revolutionary friendship?

8. If you were a cactus, I would bear all the pain to hug you.

9. Have you ever seen a heartbeat? Do you know how I feel about you? Heartbeat. 9. Looking at the way you smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

10, guess what my blood type is, you are my ideal type.

1 1. Will you like me? No, I'll teach you.

12, give you a life advice "I suggest you stay with me"

13, tell you a story. It's a long story, so I'll make a long story short. I miss you.

14, I regret knowing you. When you are not with me, you make me feel pain.

15, don't be sad, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you still have me.

16, if possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

The picture shows the love story of picking up girls.

Pick up hot chicks's love story with local flavor Part I;

Going to a 24-hour convenience store in the middle of the night, the salesgirl looked sad.

Me: You don't like the Alps. Oh, what a pity.

Shop assistant: What does it matter?

Yes, it doesn't matter to me whether you laugh or not, but you are really nice. Too bad you don't laugh.

Buying Guandong cooking in the street, the stall owner has a lovely high school student daughter as a helper.

I spilled it when I poured the soup, so I quickly took out the paper: it's not hot, is it?

But wiped it for her: I don't care, but your white and tender hands are definitely not hot.

The barmaid asked, "What would you like to drink today?"

Me: I want to drink you today.

Bar owner: Why do you flirt with everyone?

Me: Nonsense, I have never molested you. This is all your dream.

Outside our business park, a group of strange female employees from other companies passed by.

I said wait, and then take out a bunch of hydrogen balloons.

They: Why did you send us balloons?

Me: This is a hydrogen balloon, because you make me feel fresh.

The new female colleague applied for the job, and the female boss let me in.

Me: Do you usually read books? What is the latest book?

She: Borges's poem My loneliness is a garden, but I don't quite understand it.

Me: It's normal that you don't understand his loneliness, because you make me feel sunshine at first sight.

Later, she sat next to me and wrote: Did you just peek at my writing progress? Don't look, it's very bad.

Me: What's interesting about your manuscript? You look good.

On the fifth day of work, she made me breakfast and cooked lotus seed porridge.

She: Is it delicious?

I shook my head.

She said nervously, I tried it and thought it was ok.

Me: That's strange. I think you added a lot of sugar.

She: No.

Me: Silly, aren't you the incomparable candy?

Play games with the female boss. She wants coke.

I opened the pull ring and handed it to you: the ring is for you.

She: Can I have my salary card, too?

Me: Everyone is yours.

She: You told hr it was invalid.

Me: Why do you think I'm here because I have a chance to help you with it?

She: Simple, don't be so routine.

Me: Then I will simply say that I like you.

She silently put down the game machine and gave up. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Then booss, a woman, told hr (also a woman) and brought it up when docking work problems.

Boss, did she buy you a drink?

Me: I drank a can.

She: So restrained?

Me: Not really. Without you, wine is not as good as yours.

She was so numb to these mouths that she immediately found a loophole.

Are you objectifying women? Completely independent and unequal.

Me: I don't feel wronged by your understanding. You are like wine, rich and intoxicating.

She: Do you know that if you want a man, you will be beaten to death by a woman?

My daughter. Self-evaluation is slightly different from others' cognition: if I were a man, I would definitely die under a woman's skirt.

Pick up hot chicks's love story with local flavor Part II;

Baby, you can lend me 13.

All right.

(Then the other party transfers money to you 13 yuan)

(Then you transfer 14 yuan to the other party)

You lend it to me for life, and I'll pay you back.

I accidentally cut my hand today, so I will draw one for you. Why? So we are a couple.

Why do I think you are strange today? What's so strange about it? Very cute

If you don't understand anything, kiss me.

There are two kinds of people in the world, good people and bad people, and you are neither. You are mine.

Peggy piggy, I deserve you.

I don't miss you at all. I'll think about it at half past one.

You don't seem to know me. I spent the rest of my life learning about myself.

We will all lose this short life in the end. You might as well be bold, love someone, climb a mountain and pursue a dream.

The love line, lifeline and career line in my hand are all spelled out by your name.

I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit my husband in the chest.

What are the names of all the spinning things on the playground? Rotating A Mu ~

The spring breeze is 10 mile, 50 miles and 100 mile, and the length at the bottom of the sea is 800 meters. Two pieces of Wan Li Dove chocolate, vanilla flavor, eight-up cocoa brownies, durian jackfruit cheese, corn kernels, chicken juice, mashed potatoes, black pepper, beef tenderloin, braised spicy chicken, braised pork ribs and fish in soy sauce are not as good as you.

How many times have I told you, it's no use complaining. Give me a hug.

Pick up hot chicks's Love Story with Local Flavor Part III;

Can I add pudding to milk tea? Of course. Can I add pearls? Of course. Can I add anything? That's right. Then add a WeChat.

What do you like best? First meeting, young, lucky to meet. Can you be specific? Slowly, the words become boring. Can you be more specific? I like you. No one can touch you.

Do I like sunny days or cloudy days? Sunny, wrong, I like having you every day.

Have you gained weight again recently?

No. Why do you say that?

Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

It's so cold, do you know how to keep warm?

I don't know

I don't know, but I know how to marry you.

What do you belong to?

I am a dog.

Stop lying, you belong to me.

What constellation are you?

I made it for you.

I'll give you a car.

What car?

The old man pushed the car.

Do you like candy?

I like it. Why?

Then I will give you my deoxyribose.

Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

History.

No, you showed up.

How does an amusement park with music spin?

Trojan horse.

A Mu.

I'm a little short of money recently. Can you lend it to me?

Borrow money? of course

It's your hand.

Pick up hot chicks's Love Story with Local Flavor Part IV;

What do you like to drink sweet? Sugar-free, semi-sugar or whole sugar?

sugar-free

Then guess what sweetness I like?

Half sugar?

No, it's your breasts

You are like a game.

What game?

My world; Minecraft;?my?world

Guess what constellation I am.

Taurus?

No, this is tailor-made for you.

Do you know why crows like camels?

know nothing at all

I don't know, just like I like you for no reason.

Do you know why I have a cold?

Have you caught a cold？

Because I have no resistance to you.

Sir, the sea is boundless, and then it was me.

Cute is not a long-term solution, lovely me is a long-term solution.

I hope the passing wind will turn around and hug you.

You are the best. If there is someone better than you, I will pretend not to see it.

I don't miss you at all. I'll think about it at half past one.

I want to buy a piece of land from you.

What land?

My unfailing loyalty to you

It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou.

Why don't you chat with me?

Either you die or I die today.

You are so cute, I love you so much.

I'll give you a remark about a line, because you love a line when you make a line.

It's no use complaining. Give me a hug.

Peggy piggy, you deserve me.

You know what my weakness is? This is your weakness.

Fortunately, I miss you silently, for fear that you will be deafening.

I want to go up with you.

My little girl is incompetent, but she can't slap her lover. Please forgive me.

What kind of meat do you like, beef, pork or mutton? I see. This must be my pride.

I don't like you very much.

Fallen leaves come back to me, I belong to you.

What is the next sentence of Yunxiangyi?

Huaxiangrong

No, I miss you.

Guess where my heart is?

left

Wrong, on your side.

See the world, just to meet you.

May I call you you?

why

Because then I can take you to heart.

If someone chases you, I will trip her/him.

When you barbecue, what do you bake first?

Barbecue first.

I will consider you first.

What's your blood type? You are my ideal type.

I can't avoid you after the first day.

You know who I like? I don't know, just look at the first word.

A broom can sweep the floor, so what can a mobile phone do?

You can scan my QR code.

Girl, I am as sure as a gun. I just need a kiss.

Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.

A local love novel full of routines

Full of local love stories (I) 1. "Do you know when food tastes best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."

2. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me 70%.

3. "Why did you hurt me?" "Harm you what?" "I like you so much!"

4. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?

5. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."

6. Are you nearsighted (not nearsighted)? Then why can't you see that I like you?

7. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.

8. I am full of love for you, but I don't say a word. If you know, you will know. I don't know, forget it. Love in the mouth is less than one thousandth of that in the heart.

9. "People say you have a round face, but I think you have a square face." "Why?" "Otherwise, how can you be so positive?"

10. When the bell rings in the wind, your heart will be pounding.

1 1. If I want, my new love is you and my old love is you. Spring breeze is you, summer night is you. When you wake up after drinking tea, you are drunk. If I don't want to, even if there are beautiful scenery, you are a talented person and a beautiful woman, I just won't listen.

12. What time is it? Point is the starting point of our happiness.

13. My hand was scratched, and so were you, so we are husband and wife.

14. When you came to see me, I felt that I had never seen Sanqiu for a day. When you smile at me, I feel that I haven't seen Sanqiu all day.

15. May on earth is a day and night when I miss you.

16. "I like a boy, please help me chase him." Okay, who? "The seventh word of the first sentence"

17. Love is not everything to me, but you are everything to me.

18. "I have to buy you a compass." "In case you get used to getting lost."

19. How can I put it? When you smile at me, I feel like a mobile phone with only 1% power left. At the moment when I was trembling to turn off my phone, you suddenly connected the charger.

20. "In your heart"

Love story full of earthy flavor (2)1. "I used to have many hobbies, but now there is only one left." "What is it?" "only love you"

22. "Who are you?" "Tiger." "No, you belong to me."

23. Do you know? You've been acting strange and beautiful recently.

24. "I like sweets and sweets. What I want most is our wedding candy. "

25. I want to go somewhere. Where is it? Fuck you!

Meeting you in my lifetime is all my luck.

27. "I like a little brother." "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic."

28. "Do you know the biggest difference between you and a fairy?" What's the difference? "The fairy is flying in the sky and you are in my arms."

29. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.

30. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

3 1. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?

32. Guess what my horoscope is? Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.

33. "If I am the devil of hell" and "I am also a naughty boy who loves you"

34. What's so important about you? You are very important. I'm not with you. You are in my heart.

You are the joy of youth, and vice versa.

36. Has my order not come yet? What is this? Our future.

37. What time is it? It's almost 0 o'clock. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

38. Search for notifications. I accidentally left a sincere heart on the person who is reading this message. Please contact me as soon as possible. If you want to take my heart, I will be very happy.

39. I spent the first half of my life wandering and the second half cooking soup for you.

40. "My three views are incorrect and crooked"? "Well, it's all good for you."

Full set of earthy love stories (3) 4 1. "Do you know how many days there are in a year?" "365 days" "Yes, do you know when I am happiest?" I don't know. "The day I met you."

42. I have a small mind and can only hold you!

43. "After meeting you, I just want to be a kind of person" and "a kind of person"

44. "I think you look like one of my relatives." "who?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."

45. "Do you know which one I like best, peaches, persimmons and oranges?" "orange" "wrong, our child."

46. "I like 70 things." "What?" "The first one is you, and the remaining 69 are with you."

47. For people like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!

48. "I want to go somewhere", "Where" and "Go to your heart"

49. I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I will bubble at the sight of you in my life.

50. "Did you just have an earthquake?" "no" "then why do I want to see you? My heart was shocked. "

5 1. The rest of my life is all about you, and hundreds of millions of stars are not enough.

I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow.

53. "I dare not miss you easily at night" Why? "Because I am afraid of staying up all night if I am not careful."

54. "Do you think I have changed compared with yesterday?" Hmm? It's nothing. "I love you more today than yesterday."

55. I won't stop you no matter whether others chase you or you chase others in the future. I will only stretch my foot to trip you up and let you fall into my arms.

56. If love is a desperate effort, then obviously, the other person will not care too much about your feelings. Because a person who cares about you doesn't want you to get any harm. Therefore, the more you sacrifice for love, the less the other person loves you. Of course, blindly loving others is very tiring. And the feeling of being truly loved is actually being loved.

57. "Let me tell you a story." "You said" "It's a long story, I'll make a long story short. I miss you. "

58. "Guess what my constellation is" and "Aries?" "Wrong, it is tailored for you."

59. "Can I carry you?" "Why do you want to carry me?" "Because you are all I have."

60. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me."

Pick up hot chicks's Daily Love Story

1. The circle of friends you praised is called donuts.

In others' eyes, you are a devil, but in my heart, you are an angel.

Whether you care about me or not, I will still care about you.

Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

You don't have everything I like, but I like all your looks.

The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we might as well be together.

7. I woke up easily in the spring morning. How did you get along with my friends?

I miss you very much at the moment. Please take care of yourself for me.

9. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.

10. How can I just hug you?

1 1. I hope I can meet you.

12. Looking up, I found it was moonlight. Lower your head and kiss me.

13. Guess my blood type. You are my ideal type.

14. Guess what uniform I like. I'm subdued by you.

15. You flew into my heart like a jet plane.

16. You are a lovely boy, and so am I.

17. You are the joy of youth, and vice versa.

18. You are so cute that I won't pay you back when the wind blows into my arms.

19. That's very kind of you. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you.

20. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

2 1. Do you know what is the best wine? Forever and ever.

Please shut your mouth and I will kiss it at any time.

Can I be your boyfriend if your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time?

24. I hate you very much, and the remaining 990 points are used to miss you.

25. There are 100 sweet ways, eating sugar and cake, thinking of you 98 times! !

26. I have scolded you a hundred times in my heart, all because I love you.

27. You and I have nothing to talk about except love.

28. I want you to look at the first three words of my article.

I don't want you to think about it at all.

30. I'm a little afraid of you. Afraid you'll steal my heart.

3 1. I am willing to spend thousands of years waiting for you to smile like a warm sun in early spring.

I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and walk with you.

33. I don't like you very much if I have nothing to do.

Why don't you wear a hat when it snows? Because I want to grow old with you.

35. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

36. Think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me.

37. Opening your mouth is your name, and closing your eyes is your appearance.

38. Because of you, the world has become beautiful; Because of you, life is meaningful; Everything is sweet because of you.

Because I know I can't live without you, I will cherish it even more.

40. Because I like you, I have seen a world I have never seen before by your light.

4 1. If you don't understand anything, kiss me.

42. I didn't think life was short and sweet until I met you.

43. Me Before You didn't think about getting married, and he didn't think about anyone else after meeting you.

44. Since you appeared, I know that being loved is so beautiful.

45. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

46. Be my girlfriend. Yes, but no. I will think about it.