What are the humorous words about drinking in the circle of friends?

1, I won't float if the snow doesn't float, and I won't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

2, you pay, I die, and drinking together becomes a mental illness.

You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry into a dog after drinking it.

I have stories and wine. Would you like to go with me?

5. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking, forget it.

6. What can't a glass of wine do? If there is, then two cups.

7. If you don't drink, you will have no friends. Drinking wine will put down a bunch of friends. Life is really contradictory.

8. I heard that porridge in the morning can fill your stomach, and wine in the middle of the night can fill your stomach.

9. Some of my stories are about debauchery. It's better to be drunk than to have a long night.

10, I never liked the taste of wine, but I always drank myself unconscious!

1 1. I want to give up drinking, but what I hate most in my life is wasting alcohol.

12, drunkenness is the minimum respect for drinking!

13, to tomorrow and to the past.

14, half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom every year.

15, the most wanted words are in the eyes, in the manuscript box, in the dream, and in the wine.