What are some funny xiehouyu?

Here are some interesting two-part allegorical sayings:

1. Bats are tied with chicken feathers-you forget what kind of bird you are.

Sparrows peck the cow's ass-sparrows eat cowhide.

It's a real knife and a real gun in your ass-it's open.

4. Eva saves Grandpa-one by one.

5. Sitting naked on the bench-methodical.

6. Old sows wear bras-one set after another.

7. Wipe your ass with gauze-you missed your hand.

8. toilet pole vault-too much

9. The dung beetle got dysentery and made a trip for nothing.

10. Wu Dalang flies a kite-his shot is not high.