Fortune Telling Collection - Zodiac Analysis - See how the twelve constellations squander the year-end awards.

See how the twelve constellations squander the year-end awards.

Aries constellation

I want to buy a car! Ask me how much money I sent? I want to buy a car anyway!

Taurus constellation

Maybe life should be squandered and cherished. Think about the profligate half, and you will know the joy of life. Only by thinking about the cherished half can we understand the meaning of life. Therefore, the year-end bonus will cost half and the financial management will cost half. Don't! Flower13, tube 2/3!

Gemini

At the annual meeting last night, our vice president said that the wine on the table was randomly selected, with a cup of 10 thousand and a bottle of 30 thousand. How to drink, how to issue the year-end bonus. I drank six glasses of white wine! I asked him when the money arrived this morning, but he actually said that he had drunk too much last night and was full of wine. hey ...

Cancer constellation

Of course, the year-end award should honor relatives! Buy 100 yuan for my father, 160 yuan for my mother, 160 yuan for my second aunt, 140 yuan for my uncle, 140 yuan for my grandfather and 40 yuan for menstruation. I brought you a gift, so you must give me lucky money! Hey, hey, hey ~

Le Signe du Lion

I buy a gold bar (50g) for the year-end bonus every year. Ten years later, I will have a catty of gold bars, and twenty years later, I will have a catty of gold bars. In the future, the prospective daughter-in-law/son-in-law will come to the door and send a gold bar as a gift!

virgo

At present, the monthly salary is 6k and the year-end award is 9 K. I plan to cut my double eyelids and have a face-lifting needle. Then I jumped to a new company with beautiful women and was fascinated by the appreciation and salary increase of HR director 10k! Next year's year-end award 15k, make a nose pad and chin! Then continue to jump off the boat! Appreciation and salary increase! There will be a year-end bonus of40,000 the year after next. Go cut a bone, breast enhancement! Then jump ship to a small private enterprise, charm the CEO, kick off the yellow-faced woman and be the proprietress! Wow ~ ~ It turns out that the year-end bonus is so important to me! !

libra

It's so good ~ so good ~ it's hard to choose what to do ~ alas, Taobao can't deliver goods ~ alas, what to do ~

Scorpius

I don't care how much others send, he is also a manager, and he is actually more than me! You are a bitch who flatters the boss. You graduated from a third-rate university. If you meet me when you are doing a project next year, hehehe. . .

Sagittarius

The stingy boss gave everyone a 100 lottery ticket as a year-end bonus. But I actually won 20 thousand! Hahaha! Buy everyone a drink!

Capricorn. Compare CAPRICORN

Um ... I want to return my credit card. The rest will be returned next year. ...

Aquarius constellation

I don't want to buy anything at all. I'll save it and spend it when I travel to Mars next year ~

fishes

In fact, Lunjia doesn't have a year-end award ~ But Lunjia bought a limited-edition lipstick from Chanel with a year-end award for men's tickets, as well as perfume and shy little Nene ~ In fact, Valentine's Day is much more important than Chinese New Year! Isn't it baa ~