Fortune Telling Collection - Zodiac Analysis - When someone falls in the snowfield, can the zodiac help him?

When someone falls in the snowfield, can the zodiac help him?

Q: How do the twelve constellations get up when someone falls in the snowfield?

Pisces: "God, he must have been distracted and fell down because he saw his ex-girlfriend and gay friends sitting on the cable car while skiing, so he remembered those terrible memories. He looks badly hurt, but will I be considered to pursue him if I help him? Then we ate his dinner together in a cabin in the forest. The fire was accompanied by the smell of meat, and then we just ... They were too shy ... " ...

So, don't expect Pisces to help you when you are injured.

Aries: "It's really stupid. If you can't skate well, don't go up the highway, which will affect my skiing! " I am so angry! What? ! Mom! ! Mom, are you okay? ! "

Taurus: "If I help him, there will be two situations. One is that I am wronged, and the other is that I help a local tyrant. If I am wrong, I should be able to escape successfully with my skiing skills; If I pick up a local tyrant, is it possible to reimburse all my expenses, then give me a full set of the latest skis, and then travel around the world for free, so that I can be brothers and sisters and embark on the peak of my life? Well, it's a good deal. "

Gemini: "Oh, hahaha! Look at that man falling from the air and turning 360 degrees. It's amazing! I'm going to help him, and then pat his ass that landed first, which hurts him to death! "

Cancer: "My emergency kit? My cell phone? Rescuers? Hold on a little longer and the doctor will come. How distressed his parents should be after such a heavy fall, alas ... "

Leo: "Why did you fall when you stood up and climbed over to be punished?" ? Looks like you need some lessons. "

Virgo: "Hey! It's so dirty, I still don't want to help it up. "

Libra: "Do you need help? No help? ..... want to help? No help? ..... want to help? No help? ……"……

Scorpio: "10, a man in black stood for 20 minutes. Is he observing anything? " Maybe there is a secret hidden under the snow? Maybe they want to kill the people who came here to ski today? Is it a bomb? Or hide the sniper? Should I go over there? No, I can’t . I had to slip away casually and continue to observe. Killing in the snow.-Are you going to start? "

Sagittarius: "Ha ha ha! The third one fell here today! Break through the highest data yesterday! Stick to it! "

Capricorn: "..."

Aquarius: "stupid human."