Constellation jokes _ Constellation jokes Daquan hilarious

Aries:

Mother often tells Aries: "Don't sway when wearing a skirt;" Or the little boy will see the underwear inside! "

One day, Yangyang said happily to his mother, "Today I played on the swing with my children, and I won!"

Mother said angrily, "didn't I tell you?" Don't put it on in a skirt! "

Yang Yang proudly said, "But I'm so smart! I took off my underwear inside, so they can't see my underwear! "

(brave and straightforward, dare to be an Aries)

Taurus:

Guagua vendor: "Come and buy watermelon, it's not sweet and free!"

Hungry Niu Niu: "Wow! Great, boss, have a sweet one! "

(Housekeeping, take care of your Taurus)

Gemini:

Mother told Gemini to get up: "get up quickly!" The rooster has crowed several times! "

Gemini: "What does cock crow have to do with me? I am a hen! " "

(Gemini with strong self-awareness and self-thinking ability)

Cancer:

On the bus, crab crab said, "Mom, I want to sleep with you tonight!" "

Mom said, will you sleep with your mother when you have a daughter-in-law in the future? "

Crab crab said without thinking, "Yes!"

Mom asked again, "What about your daughter-in-law!"

Crab crab thought for a long time: "Did she and her father sleep well?"

Mom: "! @#$%^&； *("

(Oedipus complex, with cancer)

Lion:

The lion lion went to grandma's birthday party. When it's time to eat birthday buns, the lion lion asks loudly, "Why do we eat this?"

Something like PP? "

"Everyone is dizzy and vomited."

(A lion who has his own feelings and is not afraid of others' eyes)

Virgo:

The virgin was curious about the navel and asked her mother.

Mother said: "After the baby left her mother's body, the doctor tied a knot in the umbilical cord, and later it became."

Navel. "

The virgin asked, "why doesn't the doctor tie a bow?"

(Curious and perfectionist Virgo)

Libra:

Father said to Libra, "Don't go to school today. Your mother gave birth to two younger brothers last night and will give them to your teacher tomorrow. "

Just say it. "

Libra replied: "Dad, I just want to say that my mother gave birth to a younger brother; The other one, I want to stay until next week when I don't want to go to school! "

(Smart Libra weighs the pros and cons)

Scorpio:

The scorpion was bitten by a mosquito as soon as it fell asleep.

He got up to catch mosquitoes, but he couldn't get out. No way, he pointed to the mosquito and said, "well, I'll go out if you don't go out!" " Change theory

He walked out of the room, closed the door and said proudly, "Hey! If I don't come in tonight, I will starve you to death! "

(Scorpio who is not sensible and does not play by common sense)

Shooter:

Sagittarius: "Dad, why do you have so much white hair?"

Dad: "Because you are not good, Dad has a lot of white hair."

Sagittarius: "Oh, grandpa has a lot of white hair!" " "

Dad: "! @#$$%^&； & amp*()"

(Thinking about Shooter)

Scorpion:

One day, mother and scorpion went to the street; Walking on the road, it suddenly began to rain.

Mother took the scorpion by the hand and said, "It's raining, run!" "

Scorpion said slowly, "Then it won't rain ahead?"

(A Scorpio who understands reality and is too lazy to change)

Water bottle:

Aquarius asks his mother, "Why are you called Mr. Jiang's ancestor?"

Mom: "Because ancestors are names given to the dead."

Bottle: "Is the deceased grandmother called' fresh milk'?"

A natural substitute, a water bottle with a brain that is always different from ordinary people.

Pisces:

Dad told the fish that he was hungry when he was a child.

The fish asked sympathetically with tears in his eyes, "Oh, Dad, did you come to our house because you didn't have anything to eat?"

Pisces (negative and compassionate, no matter what the situation)