Wonderful story of 12 constellation _/bizarre story of kloc-0/2 constellation

What is the black history of 12 constellation?

Aries male

Is it direct, simple, enthusiastic and free?

Perhaps it is a direct injury, simply saving a spare tire and pretending to be unmarried with enthusiasm and freedom. ...

Breaking news: small fish

There is a friend who is very virtuous and has a good relationship with Aries boyfriend, but when the sheep man reaches marriageable age, the family naturally begins to arrange blind dates. He told my friend that he wouldn't get married, but he accepted the meeting anyway. After half a year, he decided to marry a girl. The most irritating thing is that this girl is heterosexual and doesn't know his actual sexual orientation. A friend decided to expose him, but he actually knelt down and begged, saying that he had made up his mind and would divorce after the woman gave birth.

Circuit breaker: Abu

We used to be very close, but my parents objected and had no choice but to part. When we left, he hugged me and said, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and we will never get married in this life. In the next two months, I tried my best to convince my parents that the crying hunger strike strategy was exhausted and they refused to date each other. They finally compromised. Then, I called this Aries GG, and he only said coldly that he already had a girlfriend. I begged with tears, without any pity. I have also been blacklisted.

Breaking news: Mr. Su

When I was a student, I secretly loved a much older and more mature Aries GG. People around him thought he was unmarried because he didn't see any signs of marriage at all and didn't wear a ring. He is free to go out with everyone on holidays, full of youthful vitality, and never worries about telling anyone when he goes home at night, never mentioning his wife and children. Then there was an incident in which his wife dragged the child and got angry and beat the mistress. Of course, that mistress was not me, and it was then that I realized that he was having an affair with many girls.

Taurus male

Daniel loves money? Love money? Love money?

Maybe more ambiguous, ambiguous, ambiguous. ...

Circuit Breaker: Dai Xiao

I once loved a Taurus GG. I was friends with another girl and went to work together. It took me a long time to know that this Niu Nan was connected with both of us. The most important thing is to coax us into hiding it as a sweetheart and never tell anyone. As for the final discovery, I accidentally bumped into them coming out of the restaurant arm in arm after dinner, as if in the end, the girl didn't know what a complicated relationship it was.

Circuit breaker: tutu

I've been with a Taurus GG for a long time, and he never admitted that I was his girlfriend, but he also did everything a couple could do. During this time, he didn't resist. He took the initiative to go shopping, have an outing, eat and sleep. Later, I found out that he had a girlfriend, just studying abroad and returning home on vacation. I texted him and asked him what I was, and he replied directly. How do I know what you are, and then turn it off and disappear. It was not until his girlfriend went to school that he started looking for me again.

Circuit breaker: Ellie.

Breaking up with Taurus's boyfriend at that time was temporary, and there was no problem of principle. Besides, we still have feelings for each other, so we keep in touch. He and I still have a lot of things, which makes me think that one day we may get back together. For the test, I will ask "When will you get married?" He didn't answer directly, and I didn't take it to heart. For five years, I even think it is beautiful to spend my youth with this blue man. It was not until my family urged me to get married that I had to pierce this enough paper that he told me sorry that he had actually been married for four years. It was almost less than half a year since we broke up that day.

Gemini man

Gemini GG has been thinking about the question, who do you like best?

Fools love themselves the most.

Circuit breaker: Yuner

As for my girlfriend, she is a career-oriented woman with an objective salary. She is too busy to go shopping and naturally has no time to spend too much. I found a husband whose income is not as good as hers. She doesn't mind, but rest assured that her husband will take care of the accounts. Then, this Gemini GG cheated on her. On the day of the showdown, she said that although she was sorry, she and Saner were really true love. After the breakup, it is estimated that it has something to do with the sudden drop in money of this true love brother. Anyway, I broke up less than half a year ago, and then I came back to talk to my best friend about it. I still think being with her is true love.

Circuit breaker: Amy

Ex-boyfriend Gemini, with a good family and a sense of superiority, has a lot of girls around him. At first, he was single-minded. Later, I found out that he had another woman. At that time, he almost knelt on the ground and begged me for forgiveness. Because I really wanted to have a future with him, he was the ideal object, so I forgave him. But later, he cheated again, and then sent necklaces, roses and mobile phones to ask for forgiveness. I found out that after he cheated on me for the third time, he was forced to say that a man had three wives and four concubines as soon as he had dinner with me. What's the big deal? What's the melodramatic thing?

Circuit Breaker: Macchiato

A very good colleague, Gemini male, has a good personality and looks good. He has a girlfriend who is not at home. They had a good time today and will quarrel tomorrow. He broke up almost every other day. Let's introduce him to his sister After we met, a few days later, he said that he got back together with his girlfriend. Once, after a long separation, he had moved in with a local girl, and then his girlfriend actually killed him and ruined it. Gemini is with his girlfriend again, without any mood swings. Until now, he is still playing the game of on and off.

Cancer man

The crab is gentle and kind, full of sense of justice, caring for the family and being responsible for the end.

Is this game called antonym fill in the blanks?

Circuit breaker: Yuner

I met a Cancer GG through blind date, and he said that he liked me very much and pursued me. But the way to pursue it is too romantic, that is, literary creation, three-day quatrains and five-day prose. I don't like men's sour plum fake vinegar very much. I didn't like this way very much, so I turned him down. Later, I found that his qq space was still being updated, and I felt guilty. I read the comments carefully, and many girls left messages. Only then did I find that there was no explicit swearing in his article, but it turned out to be a universal casting net technique. Speaking of which, this is still very economical.

Circuit Breaker: Macchiato

I am petite, and my ex-boyfriend Cancer GG is over 1.8 meters tall. When chasing me, I said everything. I like girls like Huang Rong. The height difference of the cutest girl makes me die unsatisfied. Later, with deep feelings, I planned the wedding. The first step is to meet my parents. I went to his house and his mother was not satisfied with my height. At the dinner table, he also mentioned that his cousin was more than one meter seven. Then my attitude changed, and I always found something inexplicable to quarrel with. Once he said he was cruel. He actually said, it's all your fault, can't he grow ten centimeters?

Browser: Roy

I used to love a cancer GG, but I was also stupid, knowing that he might have other women and still chose to be together. Once I went to his residence and saw that his bed was in a mess. At that time, it was not time to go to bed. I thought it was strange, but then I foolishly had sex with him. When he went to take a shower, I slept naked in the bed. His cell phone was flashing, so I picked it up and looked at it. This is not intentional, nor is it boring. As a result, the content of WeChat above surprised me and said: You were great just now, but the bed was too hard. I washed myself with water several times, and I still feel sick when I think about it.

Lion man

GG Lion is the incarnation of Napoleon?

Yes, the wheel is broken.

Circuit breaker: Fuer

Knowing that GG the lion had a real girlfriend in his hometown, he still fell in love. Among them, he wanted to quit, but he showed strong passion, which made me think that he would show his cards to his girlfriend for this relationship. Of course, he finally chose to get married. I was psychologically prepared and didn't want to disturb them, but he invited me to dinner a month after marriage. During the dinner, he said that marriage is difficult to ride a tiger. That girl is good at housework in her hometown and can be filial to her parents, so she found a nanny without spending money. In fact, there is no love at all. At that moment, I didn't know who to mourn for.

Circuit Breaker: A Dai.

Stealing information about a Leo boss, in fact, his company is not big, so I won't say what to do. In short, in order to get the project, it is not easy to drink with people, find various relationships and earn a little money. But in addition to his wife and a daughter who is about to take the college entrance examination, he also raised several third children. The most terrible thing is that both of them have given birth to children for him, and neither of them has a job, waiting for him to support them. Every time I see my boss running away and scrimping, I will have a private chat with several insiders. What is this?

Circuit breaker: Charlotte

A lion male colleague of mine, who just met him, thinks he is a very attractive man, tall and handsome, with strong abdominal muscles, but he has one problem, that is, he likes to tell love stories, and he is basically a former girl. First, he praised people's Excellence, and then pointed out several shortcomings. Anyway, the end result is that he dumped them. This person especially likes to show off his relationship with the TV host, as if sitting with several beautiful women can reflect the value of life. The situation now is that he is surrounded by little girls who listen to stories, and women who are a little more mature are far away.

Virgin male

The virgin GG has been hacked badly in recent years, otherwise we will ...

Make it dark.

Circuit breaker: gold

When I first started working, my boss was rude and my colleagues were unfriendly, so I was very tired. Once Virgo's boyfriend said he was not feeling well, but he still stood on the bus for an hour and a half. In order to save time, he missed the meal and went to see him hungry. Then, I gave him a face and cleaned the room. His fake cell phone rang and he didn't shy away from me at all. A woman inside said, come here? He answered directly and will be here soon. Then he told me that if you want to sleep here, you can get up and fold the quilt.

Breaking news: Mr. Su

I once had a brief relationship with a virgin GG, but I found many places separated at first sight, so I should be a stranger. But he seems to be retaliating. He insists on keeping in touch. The theme of each contact is one, that is, which particularly excellent girl he fell in love with today, or which invincible beautiful girl he had sex with. Among them, the girl's family background, appearance, education, including her hobbies in bed, should be reported in detail, but she had no choice but to drag her name directly into the blacklist.

Disclaimer: Nickname

It's not black, it's a normal Virgo. Let me describe the whole process of being driven crazy. After being together, the placement of slippers and the computer cable should be beautifully wrapped. When eating, as long as I order, if there is something he doesn't want to eat, he orders and I don't want to eat. He doesn't care where to play and how to play is his call. For example, he feels that taking pictures of girls is against the spirit of travel. Every time he raises his camera, he puts on a bitter gourd face, and he is in a super bad mood. There are many more. In short, his daily care is really warm, but the specific implementation method is outrageous.

Libra male

Libra GG is really narcissistic, right?

Yes, yes, yes, don't doubt it.

Circuit breaker: Charlotte

Ex-boyfriend Libra GG, in fact, looks above average, but he thinks he is the first handsome guy in Tian Zi. Every time he looks in the mirror, he always looks in the mirror, and we go shopping. There are more men's clothes than women's. The most terrible thing is that in summer, in order to keep fit, he doesn't eat after noon. Perhaps because of the lack of nutrition in his diet, he began to lose his hair very early and went to various stores to do scalp care for his long hair. As soon as I made a suggestion, he hugged me and said that he would rather die than look bad. Once he and I went shopping and didn't buy anything that night. I bought two coats, and he looked unhappy. He said that going to work during the day and going shopping at night affected the operation of the five elements in the body, and he would lose his hair at this time. He looks like a bitter hatred.

Breaking news: small fish

I have been in a Libra GG, and there is no problem in principle. I just have a bad personality and often quarrel. Once I called and forgot why I called each other. He suddenly said, wait, your bed photo will appear on the website tomorrow. I said don't talk nonsense, he was full of pride and said I took it after you fell asleep that day, bitch. You're scared. You deserve it. Naturally, I'm scared. I complained to my best friend, but it was clear to outsiders. If my best friend says that coward dares to do it, you report it. Later, he changed his mind and said it was a joke, but I was wary and insisted on breaking up.

Circuit breaker: Garfield

Ex-boyfriend Libra likes to show her special charm in front of me. He often says that this girl flatters herself, and that girl asks for a phone number or something. I happen to be a neurotic person and a little angry, but I don't think he wavered. But later, he became more and more extravagant. He often shows me the photos in his mobile phone, all of which are women posing. He said that they were desperately chasing themselves, and they were helpless. Even more helpless, I found that those women simply downloaded some photos. Everyone has the internet in this era, doesn't he know?

Scorpio male

Scorpions are so single-minded, single-minded, single-minded ...

I have lied to you for decades.

Circuit breaker: Yuner

Scorpio GG is an ex-boyfriend, and the breakup is peaceful. But I really feel that the personalities of the two sides are inappropriate, and there is no unfinished relationship involved. Because I work in the company and have business dealings, I am still an ordinary friend. Later, he made a girlfriend, and I sincerely wished him well, but his girlfriend was full of malice towards me and met him rudely several times. She invited all her colleagues to get married except me. Once, the leader had something urgent to find him. I called him at eight o'clock in the evening, but he never answered. Later, his wife answered, swearing directly and saying to stop pestering my husband. Although he dumped you from the beginning, it took you so long to love him all your life. Shit!

Circuit Breaker: Dai Xiao

Tell me about a best friend. She was beautiful and slim before she got married. Then she met this Scorpio GG. After getting married, she refused to go to work, saying that the salary was too small and meaningless. She felt that her husband had hurt herself and gave up her job. Then I gave birth to a child, and I was crazy about tonic during pregnancy. I strictly demanded sleeping time and didn't eat snacks. I said that I was completely thinking of my children and took tonic crazily during lactation. Now that the child is two years old, my husband asked me to look after the child full-time at home. Even it is difficult to go out to see my best friend, and my figure can't be recovered. Finally, I went shopping with her and saw one that suits her very well. She quickly said, no, the money is too small, my husband won't.

Breaking news: Xiao Q.

It's a pity that I fell in love with a Scorpio boy at the same school when I was a teenager. Because single parents grew up with their mothers, they were introverted and didn't have much contact with boys, so they didn't show anything. Later, I went to college, got up the courage to confess, and was rejected. I cried and struggled for a long time in disappointment, but it was limited to writing letters and sending emails, and there was no real action. Then I grew up. Forget it. I once met a high school classmate in a convenience store and greeted him warmly. I didn't expect the other party to escape the plague. I think it's strange. After asking a few friends, I found out that Scorpio in Shuai Shuai slandered me with almost everyone we know, saying that I was hysterical, stalking him and ruining his relationship. I have always been a pervert.

Shooter man

Shooter, shooter, the key word is shot or hand?

If this continues, you can only shoot by hand.

Breaking news: peaches

I had a Sagittarius boyfriend when I was young and ignorant. At that time, I didn't know much about feelings. I just don't think we can play together, so we just broke up. But when he first mentioned it, he was very excited. His arm directly broke the glass of the school teacher. I was shocked and thought he might be sincere, so forget it. But character, break up sooner or later, every time I mention it, he will do something self-harming, which will make me stop thinking, thus dragging down almost the whole college life, leading me to go home immediately after graduation and cut off all contact. Until now, I am afraid of meeting a slightly extreme man.

Circuit breaker: Huahua

Ex-boyfriend is GG, the shooter. At first, he was fine, and he felt that the other party was also very enthusiastic. But not long after I met him, he liked to touch his hands, or in public places, such as parks or restaurants, which made me very embarrassed. Have a date, go hiking in the suburbs, and go home at night. He said that he had called to book a hotel, and that he was very skilled and would definitely give me an unforgettable night. I was directly scared and asked my best friend to pick me up quickly, and then I had to break up.

Circuit breaker: Charlotte

When I was at school, it was also my first love. The opponent is a shooter from Shuai Shuai, but soon after we met, he offered to have sex. My tutor is very strict. I was too young and scared to agree. He was very angry at first, using this as an excuse to say that I definitely don't love him, don't want to give him my life, or have another man. I really can't stand it. I said I was afraid of getting pregnant, and he said I could use two condoms and take double contraceptives. I said I was afraid of pain, and he said I was in pain and happy. In the end, there was no reason to break up.

Capricorn man

The heart of stone is just the appearance of Capricorn GG, and they are hot inside. ...

Therefore, Fahai also knows love.

Circuit Breaker: A Dai.

Capricorn GG, a high school classmate, belongs to the type of never giving up. I had a boyfriend and broke up. His role is to listen. He says he may never get me, but he will always love me. If a person does nothing for a year, but does it for ten years, I really feel that there is nothing to repay. A few years ago, he said he wanted to buy a house, but he didn't ask me directly, but I still gave him all my savings. Then, it's gone. He said he had no money to pay back. Year after year, he has given up hope, and the feelings of that year are gone.

Circuit Breaker: Sister Miao

My best friend's Capricorn boyfriend is a miracle, but whenever there is an argument, no matter what the problem is, he turns around and runs, then turns off his phone and disappears for a few days at a time. Driving my best friend crazy, I often have to mobilize everyone to find him together, and it will take a long time to get back together after finding him. In fact, that man didn't have an affair, even if this problem can't be changed, it's a waste of effort. As a result, his girlfriend became more and more cautious when talking to him, for fear that he might accidentally run away again. We are all tired, so let's just break up. But in the end, the man broke up and ran away. Of course, everyone doesn't want to look for it anymore.

Circuit breaker: Mr. Zhou

I have a girlfriend, not for fun, and I have seen my parents get married, which is a revelation for a brother. However, our family knows that he always loves himself the most. For example, he kept the mask that his classmates came back from playing in Korea for his own use, and there was no sign of giving it to his girlfriend at all. I know he is either stingy or never thinks about anything, including money, as long as he needs it. He is not spoiled. I think those motives are simple and belong to nature.

Aquarius man

Aquarius GG is always full of energy …

Or schizophrenia.

Circuit breaker: Mr. Zhou

I met a six-year-old water bottle GG when I first joined the work. After graduating from a prestigious school, he will talk a lot about his experiences in studying in the United States, mixed with his life feelings, which makes me feel tall, energetic and admired. Later, my cousin wanted to visit her boyfriend who was studying abroad, so I asked Aquarius about the GG visa. He looked impatient and said that it had been too long and he had forgotten. I felt very strange, so I dragged my colleagues who had business contacts with him to check and found that he had never been to school at all, and even the famous schools were fake. He only went to three books in name.

Disclaimer: L**

I had a dog with Aquarius's ex-boyfriend. Although I take good care of him, I don't know why he is ill. After some treatment, it died. We are all very sad. That night, I cried under the quilt and he began to comfort me. He soon became impatient and said enough. It's like pretending to cry again. My heart froze and stopped beating. He said, do you know how the dog died? All because you can't stay. I'm telling you, when it dies, it will turn into a ghost and come to you. This is the most inhuman speech I have ever heard in my life, and it is difficult to understand its mentality.

Circuit Breaker: Sister Miao

I met a water bottle GG after blind date. After dating for several months, I don't think it is appropriate. Actually, he broke up. I think since the other party doesn't want to continue, there is no need to insist. But I was about to give up when he came to see me again, because he just wanted to test me, or Doby, to add some sparks to my life, but after getting back together, he would break up again for a few days, cheekily saying that the previous chapter was a later memory chapter. That's enough.

Pisces male

Don't bully the Lun family, the fisherman is stupid and naive. ...

It's synonymous with stupidity and naivety. It's yellow and violent.

Circuit breaker: Nana

I once fell in love with a fisherman. I am three years older than him. Although there is an age gap, we get along well and go out with a serious marriage attitude. He is a little childish. I am in charge of housework and daily affairs. It is hard but full of hope. Later, he cheated on a little girl, and when he broke up with me, he said, in fact, you are fine everywhere, but you are old and ashamed to take it out. Nowadays, rich people are looking for stars dozens of years younger than themselves, marrying old women, and how to explain to relatives and friends in the future. In a few years, your face will be wrinkled ... I will never forget his humiliating appearance.

Circuit breaker: Jane

A few years ago, I foolishly fell in love with a fisherman. Because my major is English, I can earn some extra money by tutoring after school. Therefore, in the face of poor students, I give everything. He also knows that I am not rich. I always eat well and spend money generously. Later, I became close to a rich girl and drove her car in and out of school. My roommates were very angry, so when they questioned him, he said, I know Jane is very kind to me, but that girl is also very kind to me, and I didn't force Jane to invite me. She volunteered.

Circuit breaker: gold

I once met a fisherman, who didn't feel much about each other, but still got along well, so I chatted occasionally and became good friends. It's just that every time I talk to him about my feelings, he will take a contemptuous attitude, saying that it's all left over from his previous plays, and then satirize me for being really behind the times. Later, my girlfriend cheated on me and lived with others sweetly. We thought this relationship was definitely over, so we severely scolded the woman in front of Pisces GG to vent his anger. But who would have thought that his girlfriend broke up with her new lover soon and went back to find him. He took the food smoothly and served it to the lady happily. Of course, we "villains" were banned from contact with each other.