How does god reply to the elders to urge marriage?

There will always be elders who urge marriage during the Spring Festival. Especially during the Chinese New Year, many young people are afraid to go home because they will be urged to get married as soon as they get home. This is actually the most deadly, and sometimes they don't know how to refute it. Because those are elders, how do you refute the person who let you get married?

In the face of God's reply to urging marriage:

1, don't worry, wait for someone to help me raise my wife for a few more years.

2, you lose weight first, and when you lose weight, I won't be embarrassed to give you candy.

3. I am urged to get married when I wake up every day. How much do I make you uneasy?

There are so many people chasing me. I want to choose the best one and get married.

How about you send me a big wedding red envelope first, and then I find someone to marry?

6. If you want to drink my wedding banquet, you just need to wait for another second, which is a century.

7. I don't like strong twisted melons. I like natural feelings, so marriage depends on fate.

8. I'm not ready to take responsibility for my family. I still need to grow. Don't worry.

9. I also want to get married, but unfortunately I haven't found the right person yet. Why don't you introduce me to one, brother?

10, I want to make myself more perfect before I can meet the perfect person and form a perfect family.