12 constellation smile _ 12 constellation smile response

The joke of the zodiac! A little more!

1, Capricorn (Gregorian calendar 65438+February 22nd-65438+1October 19)

Story: One day, Mix and his mother went shopping. I was walking on the road when it suddenly rained. None of them brought an umbrella. Mother took the little scorpion by the hand and said, "Run, it's raining!" " "The little scorpion said," what's the hurry? Isn't it raining ahead?

2. Aquarius (Gregorian calendar 65438+1October 20th-February 18).

Story: The little bottle asks his mother, "Why do you call Sun Yat-sen' ancestor' as a respectful name for the deceased?" Small bottle: "then do we call our dead grandmother' the first sip of milk'?"

3. Pisces (February1September-March 20).

Story: Dad told Xiaoyu a story about being hungry when he didn't have enough to eat. Xiaoyu, with tears in his eyes, asked sympathetically, "Oh, poor dad, did you come to our house because you didn't have food?"

4. Aries (Gregorian calendar March 21-April 20)

Story: Mom often tells Yang Xiaoyang: "You can't swing in a skirt, or the little boys will see the pants inside." One day, the lamb happily said to his mother, "I won the first place in the swing competition at school today." "Didn't I tell you not to swing while wearing a skirt?" The lamb said proudly, "but I'm smart, mom!" I took off my pants before swinging, and they couldn't see my pants! "

5. Taurus (April 21-May 20).

Story: Melon vendor: "Come and buy watermelon!" Not sweet, no money! Niu Niu: Wow! Great! Boss, please give me an unsweetened watermelon! "

6. Gemini (2 May1-2 June1Gregorian calendar)

Story: Mom told Xiaoshuangshuang to get up: "Get up quickly, the rooster has crowed several times!" " "Xiao Shuangshuang said," What does it matter if a chicken crows or not? I am not a hen! "

7. Cancer (June 22-July 22, Gregorian calendar)

Story: Little crab crab said to his mother, "I want to sleep with my mother tonight!" Mom asked, "You are so old, you should sleep by yourself! Are you going to sleep with your mother when you get married? Little crab crab: "Hmm! Mom: What about your wife? Little crab crab thought for a long time and said, "Let her sleep with her father! "Mom" ... "

8. Leo (July 23rd-August 22nd in Gregorian calendar)

Story: One day, the little lion and his mother went to a birthday party together. While eating sushi, the little lion asked, "Why do we eat this sushi like an ass?" They listened to the face big change. Before his mother could speak, the lion who had opened the sushi saw the bean paste stuffing inside and asked, "Look! Not only like ass, but also inside! " Everyone is dizzy and nauseous.

9. Virgo (August 23rd-September 22nd in Gregorian calendar)

Story: Chu Xiao is curious about navel, so he asks his father. So dad talked a lot about the umbilical cord connecting the fetus and the mother. Finally, he said, "When the baby left the mother's body, the doctor cut the umbilical cord and tied a knot, which became the umbilical eye." Chu Xiao said, "Why doesn't the doctor tie a bow?"

10, Aquarius (Gregorian calendar September 23rd-65438+1October 22nd)

Story: Dad said to little Tian Tian, "You don't want to go to school today. Last night, your mother gave birth to two brothers. Just talk to the teacher. " Little Tian Tian: "Dad, can I just tell the teacher that I have a little brother?" The other one, I want to save it for next week when I don't want to go to school! "

1 1, Scorpio (Gregorian calendar10/October 23rd-11/October 2nd1).

Story: Little Scorpion was just about to sleep when he was bitten by mosquito. He didn't dare to get up to drive away mosquitoes, but he couldn't. No way, he pointed to the mosquito and said, "If you don't go, I will!" " When he walked out of the room, he closed the door and said, "Hum! I won't go into the house to sleep tonight, or I'll starve you to death! "

12, Sagittarius (Gregorian calendar165438+1October 22nd-65438+February 2nd1)

Story: My shed asked my father, "Why do you have some gray hair?" Dad: "Because you are not good, so dad has white hair?" Small shot: "Why is grandpa all white?" "Dad:" ... "