What constellation joke?

Taurus: don't talk to me about feelings, it will hurt more money! What is the most common cold joke told by other constellations?

I think our favorite joke in Scorpio is: Don't pretend to know me well, which hurts self-esteem. I think this sentence is very appropriate to describe Scorpio.

Because Scorpio is mysterious and indifferent, it is difficult for someone to pretend to know him well. Pretend it's easy to spill the beans. Scorpio never gives people face casually, especially in front of unfamiliar people. Even when he smiles at you, there is a sense of alienation in his smile.

I remember that I had been in the company for several months when I was working in the company. My relationship with my colleagues has always been far and near, and I haven't said anything to my particularly good friends. I am also very upset about this, but my personality is helpless and my colleagues don't like being close to me.

At a company dinner, maybe a colleague drank a little too much, and then one of the boys pointed at me and said, "I said, who are you proud of?" You always look like you don't care about people. " Did someone offend you? "I was embarrassed at the time, not because I didn't want to have a good chat with them, but because of my natural personality.

In fact, I also want to change. Like them, we can play cards and go shopping together on weekends, but we can't. I can finish my work during office hours at most, and then go home to find my mother after work. I don't like playing cards at ordinary times. How can I get into their circle?

It really took me half a year to get mixed up in the group. Later, everyone knew my character. When we go shopping for dinner together, we will still invite me, and sometimes we will joke together and hurt each other.

There was a small situation at home for a while, and everyone was particularly worried about encouraging me, and my heart was quite warm. Therefore, Scorpio is not good at communicating with people, but it is sincere to treat friends after getting familiar with them.