Ipartment's touching quotations.

1, Yifei: Gee, you have written the word depressed on your face. You really can't tell if you can't read.

2. Xiaoxian: You two young men and women with physical and mental disabilities are under great pressure.

3. Meijia: 17 got 7,2748, Women's Day on March 8th, Labor Day on May 1st and Children's Day on June 1st.

4. Youyou: Have you ever been popular? How red is it? Red, crane top red, sunset red?

5, Yifei: The ancients said: Whether you are two or two, the second is there, no three no four.

6, Xiaoxian: This disgusting feeling will make all human beings, chrysanthemums tight, and the tiger body will be shocked.

7. Zhang Wei: A prospective lawyer is also a lawyer. Aren't rotten eggs eggs?

8. Zi Qiao: This is another surprise. Did you forget that Zhang Wei was scared to have a cerebral hemorrhage last time? Look, he's scared.

9. I like him, but that is the past tense and life is the future tense.

10, in our place, when boys are interested in girls, they will say leave a phone number!

1 1, Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, since Heaven has given talents, let them find jobs! Outdoor camping is a miracle.

12, Xiaoxian: Fuck your grandmother's banana peel, this product is dead!

13, the animal trainer he led was eaten by a lion and is dealing with the aftermath.

14, Guangu: It turns out that there is something more painful than listening to Ceng Laoshi's program, that is, waiting for his program to start.

15, Yifei: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

16, Xiaoxian: Lisa Rong lisa, I curse you for eating instant noodles without seasoning all your life!

17, Xiaoxian: I stepped on a banana skin and fell down. I have to stand up and keep pedaling. If I step on it, it won't slip.

18, Youyou: You can also drink this. The instructions say that this milk powder can be drunk until the age of six.

19, Xiaoxian: You'd better volatilize your smell first!

20. Fairy: Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.

2 1, Xiaoxian: Never hang yourself from a tree. Try to hang yourself several times on several surrounding trees.

22. Youyou: There are no four-legged toads, but there are many four-legged accountants.

23. Fairy: Hello, everyone, I am your new fairy and a great friend.

24. Guan Gu: Surround him like those idiots, hahahaha.

25. Yifei: This is probably because all caring people have a Liang Shan face!

Nolan: Is he in love? Ceng Xiaoxian: No, he's a pervert.

27. Youyou: It's medium rare. Maybe you can swim after you put it back in the sea.

28. Do you know what the flower language of gourd is? Guangu: What medicine did you buy?

29. You can't go to the game because it's too anti-human.

30. Guan Gu: You have been working hard for more than a week. You should take measures to retreat to the sea.

3 1, Zi Qiao: It's strange that Guan Gu's friend is a strange man with poor taste in clothes.

32. Meijia: Then you don't need an umbrella in rainy days. Uh, will this grow mushrooms?

33. Yifei: Tell your unhappy things to make everyone happy.

34. Yifei: If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

35. Yifei: I'll just Google you with Baidu.

36. Zi Qiao: Ten thousand is the same as one million, because I have no money!

37. Fairy: What are you talking about? You're not going to tell her a joke at this time, then you're really a joke.

38. Either do your homework in advance or take a cheat sheet with you.

40. Zi Qiao: There is no conflict between helping others and having fun.

4 1, Zi Qiao: The so-called textbook is to expand an easy-to-understand noun into a bunch of sentences that no one can understand.

42. Zi Qiao: Did you get your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!

43. Fairy: As for me, there is no sign of life except the ass print on the sofa.

I once swore like a lamp that if I talked to him again, the lamp would go out.

45. Renting a house in Yifei: I found that there was too much money to spend, so I decided to rent another one and come over for a holiday at the weekend.

46. Psychologist? A word to fool you, scare you, get you.

47. Xiaoxian: Worse. You might as well use cucumbers instead of my microphone.

48. Meijia: I didn't expect you to be so sharp in math for so many years.

49. Xiaoxian: Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!

Zi Qiao: Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we will still dress appropriately. This is an attitude towards life.

5 1, Feng: Do you think I am a charlatan? We intellectuals have integrity!

52. Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, wine has nothing to do with eating.

53. Earn tickets. Buy a house. Pick up girls This is a real man.

54. Yumo: Not for me, but for my boyfriend.

55. Guangu: It turns out that women are made of water and Zhang Wei is made of phlegm. Youyou: How much does he have in his lungs?

56. Zhang Wei: That kind of smile is sweet and elegant, as if the spring breeze blows through Lugu Lake and the autumn rain soaks into Jiuzhaigou.

57. Zhang Wei: My advantages are: handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

58. The noise in the world is all floating clouds, and the tranquility in the book is eternal. .

59. Yifei: Hu's art of war has a cloud, yellow robe is added to the body, forcing Liangshan, and taking the bottom out to turn the tide!

60. Yifei: I won't argue with an idiot, or others won't know who an idiot is.

Ipartment 4 touching quotations

Ipartment 4 touching quotations

1, I have been struggling since I was pregnant, but I finally decided to give birth to him because he is so cute.

2. As long as you are happy, I am willing to be crazy again.

I don't have to listen to what you say.

4, let you watch less idol dramas, will you not be stupid?

My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome.

6, I am not a locust, I am not a centipede, I only love my brother, perfect love.

7. Now all the performers are singing, those who can't sing are writing books, those who can't write books are acting, and those who can't play are singing. Showbiz is a circle.

8. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

9. ipartment seems to be unconstrained, but everyone can find his own shadow in it. Whether you are stubborn, straightforward, cute and handsome, please don't forget to love yourself and your friends around you.

10, the most professional apology, pay attention to face to face, and express your apologies with your eyes.

1 1. Remember, the sweat and tears you shed in college now are the water that entered your mind when you chose your major!

12, the key is not what you think, but how to do it.

13, I know, your nature is not bad, you are just scared.

14, the world is really beautiful, and everything is just because we are too nervous.

15, life is like a play, one is in love, the other is married and has children. This is normal.

16, you have to help me check, I can't pick so many girlfriends.

17, the limits of human beings are created by a few people and cannot be generalized.

18, a good man is me, I am a good man.

19, if you are in love, don't miss the opportunity easily. Reckless, may make you regret for a while; Cowardice may make you regret it all your life.

20, don't look down on mental derangement, they are just different from your three views.

2 1. Life is a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start again. Instead of dwelling on the unchangeable past, it is better to cherish the future with a smile. Because of life, there is no if.

22. There must be two impulses in life, a desperate love and a tidbit that must be seen. Congratulations, you have finished the latter. A desperate love depends on yourself.

23. You told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. It hurts. It hurts here.

24. I thought I was God, and I could settle myself and help all beings. But in the end, there was nothing. I didn't help you realize your wish. I'm sorry, I'm not God, I'm lonely.

25. Don't think you know me well. You are far from it. Who are you?

26. The angel is with you, and you are always the most beautiful.

27. Before marriage, there were other men who were kind to you. After marriage, you only have me. But after marriage, I must be kind to you so that you won't lose, right?

28. I know you and I don't want to force you. I know your nature is not bad, but you will be afraid.

29. Being dead is not terrible. It's terrible to sit here and die.

30. Some people are like this. You are ready, but you have missed the best chance to be together. I thought I had to be good enough to meet you, but I was the best when I met you.

3 1, I am responsible for your life, I am a person who is going to get married, and I should be down-to-earth in the face of real life.

When your dream may come, you need to keep your feet on the ground. If you can find a suitable part-time job, it is also excellent. Can not only cope with expenses, but also bear the kindness of love.

33. Another cuckold. Looks like your greening is good!

34. I understand that all the tears I shed now are the water in my mind when I chose my major.

35. An affair is not waiting alone, but giving to each other.

36. In these three hours, we all gained unprecedented peace, without anger, anxiety, entanglement and fear. Now, we realize that the world is really beautiful, and everything is just because of us, so nervous.

37. I did a test on the happiness index of love, and I only got 4 questions out of 100. One point below the worst gear, I can't even find the conclusion. Besides, I cheated.

38. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

39. At a certain time and place, complete the sentence/pay close attention to the place where the petals float. Yes, that place is called ipartment.

40, a light-year away, if love is first seen. The four monsoon comes, and this life is a companion.

4 1, I know you, and I don't want to push you. I know your nature is not bad, but you will be afraid that I want to wait with the baby until one day, but I'm sorry, I'm afraid I'm afraid I can't wait.

42. The hustle and bustle of the world are all floating clouds, and the tranquility in the book is eternal.

43. You didn't take such a precious historical photo!

44, but very domineering, isn't it? Do you remember that night when you helped me get my bracelet back?

An insulting introduction to ipartment.

1, you can escape the monk, but not the abbot.

2, it doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get into the water.

3, you see it right, how to say it. The pixels are relatively low!

I will spray you to death with a bite of salt and soda.

It is the duty of every citizen to despise him.

6, you engage in art, I engage in you, this is called deep art.

7, the heart is moving, how to connect?

8. Pulling eggs every day is not too painful.

9. The wolf is busy catching Little Red Riding Hood.

10. If you want to be chopsticks in your next life, you won't be lonely.

1 1, canned sardines are more promising than you.

12, believe it or not, I'll tear your mouth off.

13, an earthquake solved Mao Zedong's feud.

14, say you are 2B, I feel sorry for the pencil.

15, when I saw you, my mood was even more tangled than going to the grave.

16, the world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

17, reality raped the past, leaving the seeds of evil called memory.

18, I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

19, why do you want to see my signature? Are you trying to plot against me?

20. You are a eunuch who doesn't understand the tiredness of the emperor.

2 1, tell 2B what you said.

22, ugly, but ugly is special, especially ugly!

23. Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

24. Your head and ass are upside down again.

25. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

If you want to live a decent life, you must wear green.

27. Fighting is always bad. Why don't you call?

28. I subvert the whole world just to straighten your reflection.

29, don't steam steamed bread for breath, even if there is no cat money.

30. Your shameless appearance bears the charm of my youth.

3 1, is my face oily? Reflecting light, I can't see clearly.

32. Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

33. At least it's a man, named like Little Shenyang.

34. I never hold grudges. Generally, if I have grievances, I will report them on the spot.

35. Yifei: As the saying goes, take it by surprise. Fairy: You must hang yourself.

36. I want to say that you are an idiot and I praise you.

37. I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.

I bet it's not what you want, but what I have.

39. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

40. People like you can only live two episodes in a drama!

4 1, I'm Chen Yuanyuan, and you? (glancing at his chest) Chen, flat, flat!

42. The ship can temporarily berth, but the sail can't stop choosing the direction.

43. I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face now.

44. Martyrs can still approve it. Why can't the surprise be reissued?

45. This diamond may be fake. Fairy, take your money detector.

46. Did you get your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!

47. You are a fool! The world is bigger than what you lack.

48. Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

49, now the price is different, the waist is hard and I can't breathe.

50. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

5 1. If you are worried about something happening, it is more likely to happen.

Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

53. Now you are like a 16-year-old girl who is infatuated with bad teenagers.

54. Don't ask my sister questions. Baidu knows more than my sister. Ask him if you have any questions!

55. Fairy: I am not a casual person! Yifei: You don't look human!

56. A girl like you can't get married, and even if she does, it will be blamed on others.

57. You are a legend. Matador, VIP among bitches.

58. If you have money to buy gifts, should you also consider returning the money to your creditors? .

59. A vegetable can talk better than you. Believe it or not, I will plant you in a flowerpot.

60. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

Quoted from ipartment.

1, Zi Qiao: Pigs and dogs dare to call themselves teachers these days, don't they, Ceng Laoshi?

2. Zi Qiao: Whenever I find the key to success, someone always changes the lock.

3. Zi Qiao: Never discriminate against crazy people, but we have different world views.

4. Fairy: I'll go to your grandmother's banana peel. Let's open this product to the outside world.

5. Yifei: My surname is Hu, and I am an unruly Hu.

6, a fly: As the saying goes, you can't thaw without a microwave oven!

7. Fairy: Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more. Ceng Xiaoxian once again lit up life! .

8. Fairy: Believe me, drunk Ceng Xiaoxian is super handsome, and 24K is pure handsome.

9. Yifei: If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

10, Meijia: I killed you with a mouthful of salty soda (representative of Meijia).

1 1, Yifei: You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

12, Yifei: I think it is completely unreliable. China's men's soccer World Cup victory is almost as outrageous as yours!

13, Yifei: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

14, Yifei: Gee, you've written the word depressed on your face. You really can't tell if you can't read.

15, Xiaoxian: I really didn't know it on purpose. You can format me!

16, Zi Qiao: Phelps' special waterproof machine for the cottage, the cottage machine, is the cow.

17, Yifei: Come and worship my new hat, Guan Gu: Wow, Yo Yo: Zan Xiaoxian: Beautiful.

18, Xiaoxian: Yifei ~ Xiaofeifei ~ ~ Feifei Feifei ~ ~ (. Haha ~ ~ Is there such a girl? )

19, Xiaoxian: Are there any normal people here? If a brain-dead person can fly, is this an airport?

20. Xiaoxian: Taking the tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.

2 1, Xiaoxian: The worst thing is not the content, but that they don't realize the content at all. How bad it is.

22. Zi Qiao: All middle-aged women in this world may become my mother-in-law ~

23. Xiaoxian: I agree, I have the final say; If there is any objection, she has the final decision.

24. Meijia: Don't think that the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to talk to you at all.

25. Yifei: He is still a bitch, and inflation can't be expensive.

26. Fairy: Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!

27. Fairy: Never hang yourself from a tree. Try to hang yourself several times on several surrounding trees.

28. Xiaoxian: University teachers flirt with disabled people, and you become popular ~ ~ ~

29. Zi Qiao: This incident tells us that perhaps none of the teachers who gave you employment classes have ever been employed.

30. Zi Qiao: Are you still smart? You are a personal name!

3 1, Xiaoxian: Opportunities rained on me. But I avoided them all.

32. Fairy: Listeners and friends, I'm the good guy and I'm Ceng Xiaoxian. (signboard advertising language. )

33. Meijia: Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, my cell phone has no signal, and I can't see the sun when I walk on the road!

34. Zi Qiao: You are really a beauty. We can only watch it in the tunnel. Because there are no lights in the tunnel.

35. Zi Qiao: Couples stay, the rent is halved, and water and electricity are free. If you can't get along with anyone, don't get along with money!

Yifei: The good news is that I have good news for you next week.

37. Xiaoxian: You can go in late at noon today.

38. Zi Qiao: Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you!

39. Yifei: I'll just Google you with Baidu.

40. Zi Qiao: This is your road to success, but it may still be under construction. Put on your helmet.

4 1, Meijia,177,2748, Women's Day, May Day, Children's Day.

42. Youyou: You said it was just in case. What about the remaining 9999?

43. Youyou: Don't give the right to speak to your opponent, it's robbed.

44. Xiaoxian: If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

45. Yifei: If I don't see that person, I'll make you disappear! The disappearance in the double sense of biology and sociology!

46. Yifei: You are a fool! The world is bigger than what you lack.

47. Fairy: I allow you to walk around in my world, but I will never allow you to run around in my world!

48. Yifei: Tell your unhappy things to make everyone happy.

49. Youyou: Please, such an old film, you archaeology!

50, leisurely: quarreling is a bad behavior, simply duel!

5 1, Xiaoxian: Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

52. Fairy: Throw away your broken mobile phone. Cameras are worse than onions.

Zi Qiao: You are a well. Both directions are two.

54. Xiaoxian: Parents can't call their children rabbits, because it is genetically unfavorable to parents. (。 Correct ~! )

55. Yifei: I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face now! A vegetable can speak better than you. Do you believe it or not? I'll plant you in a flowerpot now!

56. Zi Qiao: Now your eyes are like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, and your eyebrows smell a little like Takeshi Kaneshiro. At first glance, the action of holding beer is very similar to that of Wu Zhenyu. Is the face looks like Ceng Zhiwei.

57. Zhanbo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how long will it take you to forgive him? Yifei: Forgive him? Forgiving him is God's business. My task is to send him to God!

58. Youyou: Please tell the students who are listening to the song in front to be quiet, and don't affect the students who are sleeping behind. (local voice)

Ceng Xiaoxian: Do you want to be rich? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be young forever? Stop dreaming and study hard!

60. Yifei: Zhan Bo and I used to be conjoined babies. Before we were two years old, our brains were still growing together. Fairy: Yes, and then the doctor gave it to Zhan Bo with a sharp knife.

The complete works of quotations from ipartment.

1, Guangu: There is no time to clear the cemetery, let your coffin recruit people. iPartment Season 3

2, Zi Qiao: My sister has become a wife, and the green hat stays in my heart. iPartment Season 2

3. Fairy: You see, a good man is him, and he is my father. iPartment Season 3

4. Ceng Xiaoxian: What a lone star in Dreadwind. He was stood up for his second marriage. iPartment Season 4

5, Meijia: This Pepe's head was hit by the bedside table! iPartment Season 3

6. Meijia: Foreplay is a cloud, and climax is the key. iPartment Season 3

7. Yifei: You are short of brains! The world is bigger than what you lack. Ipartment 1

8. Lisa: Have you heard? The traffic jam on XX Expressway is like sausage now! Ipartment 1

9. Yifei: This is your road to success, but it may still be under construction. Put on your helmet. Love apartment 2?

10,: 80% played Song, cannon fodder B, rogue C, bandit D. Love apartment 3.

1 1, Zi Qiao: Phelps cottage waterproof machine, cottage machine, is a cow. iPartment Season 3

Zhan Bo: Once upon a time, there was a watchman named Harris. Then he was killed by saint seiya, a saint, and it was over. iPartment Season 3

13, Zhang Wei: When fate comes, all deliberate pandering is superfluous. iPartment Season 4

14, Youyou: I just want to cry, but I can't cry, I can't escape, I want to die, but I can't bear it. iPartment Season 3

15, a big river is wide, and the wind blows rice flowers on both sides. iPartment Season 4

16. What's your situation? You can have at most one ID card. iPartment Season 4

17, Xiaoxian: Confession is only the primary stage, and the advanced stage is waiting for you to confess to me. iPartment Season 3

18, Meijia: Did you press the toilet in the kitchen or put the stove in the toilet? Ipartment 1

19, Meijia: I hate books, so I have to cram for them temporarily. iPartment Season 3

20. Chen Xiaohua: I have always reserved an acre of land for her in my heart. iPartment Season 3

2 1, lovelorn is normal, often divorced! Ipartment 1

22, Meijia: kidney calculi is a minor illness, and it hurts. It's really terrible. iPartment Season 3

23. Guangu: The stars can go up the wall and up to the kang. iPartment Season 3

24. Youyou: You yourself said it was just in case. What about the remaining19.99 million? iPartment Season 3

25. There are worms in vegetables and wires in the fan. iPartment Season 4

26. Zhang Wei: I found that I was not only calm, but also painful. iPartment Season 2

Lisa: I'm not a 36-year-old girl anymore. iPartment Season 3

28, Zi Qiao: If you want to mix in the rivers and lakes, you'd better be single. iPartment Season 2

29. Xiaoxian: She developed at the age of six! Ha ha ha, Tian Mu! iPartment Season 3

30. Zi Qiao: Miss, were you kissed by a pig when you were a child? Ipartment 1

3 1, Xiaoxian: Oh, I see, you put Bibishuang in the coffin to save face. iPartment Season 3

32. Xiaoxian: Can you live in this city, but are you afraid that you can't survive in the wild? Love apartment 2?

Zi Qiao: I'm afraid of you. I tell you, my major in college is knowledge. iPartment Season 2

34, Yifei: naked marriage+elopement, you are streaking! iPartment Season 3

Yifei: Are you Mulan or Hua Wuque? iPartment Season 2

36. Zi Qiao: As the saying goes, the moon is dark and windy, killing people and setting fires. iPartment Season 3

37. Yifei: humiliate him, trample on him, trample on him. iPartment Season 3

38. Yifei: If I don't need a whip, I'll kill you first, a poor 70-year-old man. iPartment Season 3

39. Yifei: Love is a cage, and the only way to reduce the sentence is to let go. iPartment Season 4

40. Zhanbo: Once bitten by a snake, birds are singing everywhere around me. iPartment Season 3

4 1, Yumo: I am allergic to time. The bluebirds have all flown away. How can the jar stay? iPartment Season 2

42. Fairy: You may not be able to satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human. Ipartment 1

43. Zi Qiao: You are a beauty and a disaster. Wait, you are not a beauty, but a disaster. Ipartment 1

44. Yifei: I teach Shijing, which is crazy! iPartment Season 3

45. Salespeople who don't want to be nannies are not good students. iPartment Season 4

46. Yifei: Even if you can't create wealth, it is still possible to create some firewood. iPartment Season 2

47. Yifei: Now the price is different. My waist is hard and I can't breathe. iPartment Season 3

48. Zi Qiao: Guan Guanluo, my fair lady in the Jianghu, how are you? iPartment Season 4

49. Lyrics: The next moment is the next forever. iPartment Season 3

50. Wan Yu: In a finger that can't see the night. Ipartment 1

5 1, Zi Qiao: I mean, you are called the beauty in the tunnel because there are no lights in the tunnel. iPartment Season 3

52. Zhan Bo: She is very busy. She's so busy. iPartment Season 3

53. Zhanbo: When I finally reached the gate, I found that the whole city had flown away. Ipartment 1

54. Yifei: The wolf is busy catching Little Red Riding Hood. Love apartment 3.

55. Life is really a live broadcast, not only with low ratings, but also with low wages! iPartment Season 2

56. Guan Gu: Magic, magic is also inner magic. There are only endless mosquitoes at the gate. iPartment Season 3

57. Yifei: If the carpet is not long enough, cut your red underpants to 5 meters. Ipartment 1

58. Xiaolong people: There is no eternal first, only constant transcendence. iPartment Season 3

59. Fairy: It turns out that all customs and habits were invented by people who were tired of leisure? iPartment Season 2

60. Yifei: If you want to live a good life, you must wear green. iPartment Season 2