The problem of Pisces man and Taurus woman!

The world of Pisces and Taurus (sorted for a long time)

Evil constellation

Second place: Pisces ~94% lip service. We offended him and died unsatisfied.

Fifth place: Taurus ~85% want to harm people when they are slightly upset, be careful!

Taurus Headache Subject: English

Taurus, a slow-witted Taurus, is also taciturn, sometimes opinionated and even stubborn. For a linguistics subject like English, where there is no "why", there is no need to make great efforts to study why it is "I am" rather than "I am".

Pisces' most headache subject: geography

Pisces, who can't sleep, is recognized as the "confused king". Although they have a good sense of direction when they are awake, it is a pity that they seldom wake up. So mistakes between the eastern and western hemispheres are common.

Remember the moments of your life.

Taurus-the moment to bravely defend love

Typical example: In west side story, when the street police tried to get close to Tony's body, Maria rushed over and shouted wildly, "Who dares to touch him?" The woman with the weakest Confucianism is definitely the most fearless warrior to defend love.

Niu Niu didn't climb her eyebrows after vicissitudes of life, and her heart changed. She is 20 years old in appearance and 200 years old in heart. They will not easily put down their posture for the sake of ethereal feelings, and that persistence will make love desperate. Just, maybe one day, when the opportunity comes, Niu Niu's love in generate will be overwhelming and never look back. That moment will be unforgettable.

Pisces-a time to bid farewell to past feelings

Representative example: In "Rouge Kou", Ruhua said to the treacherous twelve who had been waiting for many years: I won't wait any longer. No tears, drifting away, never seeing each other.

When love has become a thing of the past, love still stays in the moment when love frolics in the Woods and laughs in the restaurant, which has become a vivid existence of the past. Repeated again and again, intertwined with life, you can still see it, but the scene in front of you is different. Not everyone will suddenly look back and see someone waiting in the dim light. For fish and fish, stopping to get rid of it is actually a time to say goodbye.

Funny daquan

Is it difficult to solve it mathematically?

Baby Taurus: It's really hard! But I don't believe I can't do it, even if I stay up all night, I will come up with the answer! ! (No one can stop the cows coming from Niu Niu)

Baby Pisces: 555 is so hard ... if only I had a robot cat ~ if only I were Hua ~ if ... (I started daydreaming ...)

Meet Sadako

Taurus constellation

Niu Niu looked at Zhen Zi who climbed out of TV seriously.

"Who are you? Don't you know it's impolite to run into someone's house without the owner's permission? "

Sadako: "I am Sadako ..."

Niu Niu: "Zhen Zi? I don't know this man. you are talking to the wrong person. Now please get out! "

Sadako: "..."

fishes

Sadako: "I am Sadako ..."

The little fish looked at her curiously and asked timidly, "Hazelnut ...? Did you eat hazelnuts? "

Sadako: "Not hazelnuts, but Sadako!" " "

"What's that? Can I eat it? "

"Sadako is not something to eat! It's a ghost Ghost of Japan! Have you ever seen the midnight bell? " Sadako finally broke out and shouted angrily.

The little fish looked at her timidly, and a tear rolled down her cheek. Others know why you are so fierce ......' 19999.999999919997

Sadako: "Hey, don't cry ..."

A reflection of being scolded

★ Taurus:

Will casually say to that person: just because you say I am a pig doesn't mean I am a pig! Then leave in the surprised eyes of everyone as if nothing had happened.

(Play dead: ★★★★ ★)

★ Pisces:

He will be very sensitive to other people's insults, risk even breaking the law, and retaliate by any means ... and fantasize that the police will not bother them.

(Courage level: ★★★★ ★)

Get zero in the exam.

Taurus constellation

Taurus pretends to be sad to find you first, but don't look at her as if she is pitiful, and take the initiative to agree to his request. In fact, Niu Niu, who loves to take advantage of petty advantages, is also secretly laughing: "Hey, there is another reason why he invited me to dinner!" " (Authentic food)

fishes

A crying fish will cry her eyes out at first, then find many friends to cry with, and then wonder if she had a nightmare. (It's really good! )

Constellation fatal blow

Taurus constellation

"Husband, there was a big sale in the store today, and I emptied your passbook ..."

fishes

"You just said' building traffic, chickens and dogs hear each other', which makes me want to eat dog meat ..."

The most affectionate constellation ranking

Second place: Taurus

Third place: Pisces

What do constellations fear most?

Taurus is afraid of change and hunger.

Pisces-most afraid of realistic pressure.

Zuo lovers speed matching

Pisces: Taurus

Pairing index

Friendship: ★★★★

Love: ★★★★

Marriage: ★★★★★

Goodwill: ★★★★★

Love must read:

Your feelings are accumulated bit by bit by time. The more you get along with each other, the more you can find the benefits of each other. At least everyone is comfortable and sweet.

Taurus is a constellation that doesn't know how to express romance, but she has this heart and can give Pisces a feeling of being cared about in many details of life. Pisces' willingness to sacrifice themselves has also deeply touched Taurus and developed to a dead-set stage. Pisces can feel Taurus's strong possessiveness and feel completely surrounded by love, not only not disgusted, but also enjoying it.

In terms of sexual life, Taurus will be very concerned about the feelings of Pisces and will try his best to satisfy him. Therefore, Pisces can achieve spiritual harmony as long as they show their strength-pretending, even if it is not necessarily true.

The most delicious constellation

1. Cancer-a natural glutton

2. Taurus-silent eater

3. Pisces-the unexpected king of big stomachs

⊙ The constellation that wants to get married most

Pisces-get married because of love

The constellation with the highest probability of marriage

Pisces-Think too much about marriage and get married with hope.