I spit out my girlfriend's neutral dress.

I got together with my girlfriend two days ago and talked about her marriage and love. I can't help but spit out her neutral dress.

My girlfriend has never been married since she was 85, and her last love experience was handing a small note to a male classmate in junior high school. She is a confused, lovely and energetic girl. Her sun, moon, mercury, Aries, Venus and Aries are all virgins. It is too simple and rude to introduce and distinguish a person with a simple sun sign, which is often said by people. After all, there are billions or even billions of people in every constellation in the world. Therefore, when introducing constellations, be as specific as possible. Although I know you can't read it, I can't help but introduce it like this. After all, I am a professional amateur astrologer.

Keep talking about my girlfriend. Pisces women can easily be labeled as "cute and sweet" or "green tea bitch", but she has always been a real man. Not only can you dress up, but you can also deal with people.

She loves that kind of gray, and she is often covered in gray. I was popularized by her. Gray has so many colors. As an honest and frank girlfriend of Sun Aries Moon Aquarius Venus Aquarius Rising Pisces, I have repeatedly complained to her that gray is ugly. If you wear a well-tailored gray dress, the material is soft and quite feminine.

This time, she wore a crisp blue striped shirt on her upper body and a denim skirt on her lower body, which was fashionable and youthful. It is rare that she finally pushed herself in the direction of a normal girl.

But even this would not be enough The highlights of her facial features and figure are not displayed at all.

Moon Pisces girls often have a pair of gentle eyes, such as Rulu and Zhang Yin. In Cao Xueqin's words, it is "a pair of eyes that look happy but are not happy." Please fill the eyes of two actresses in Zhangjiang by yourself.

My girlfriend Moon Pisces has just such eyes. When she speaks, her eyes will show tenderness and enthusiasm, which is very touching. It happened that she was wearing a pair of thick glasses. Without my care and sensitivity to beauty, most people, especially straight men, cannot observe it.

Her mountain roots are very high, her nose is three-dimensional, her cheekbones are obvious, but not abrupt, and with deep eye sockets, her overall facial features present an exotic style. Obviously, she is an out-and-out Han girl, but she is often regarded as a minority girl.

As far as her figure is concerned, she is small, with a small skeleton, thin waist and thin legs, and exquisite. This is the result of my contact with her for several years and careful observation. She likes to wear a big and loose coat, which not only makes her look heavy, but also basically can't see where the waistline is.

Born with exotic customs and exquisiteness, this is a unique advantage. However, she just likes to take a neutral wind and cover up her own advantages.

Me: Do you know that you don't look like Han Chinese?

Girlfriend: Well, many people have said that.

Me: Do you know that you are exotic?

Girlfriend: Depression?

Me: it's a foreign country, not a region.

Girlfriend: Haha, you are exaggerating.

Me: Can we not take the neutral wind?

Girlfriend: I just like this style. Very comfortable, very comfortable.

Me: Do you still want to fall in love and get married? Do you want men to treat you like a brother or a younger brother?

Girlfriend: Of course.

Me: Then can you dress up as a girl?

Then, I began to analyze her facial features and body characteristics in detail and said which route she was suitable for. I am not proficient in dressing at all, but it is obvious that she is not suitable for neutral wind.

Me: You can wear a skirt.

Girlfriend: No, I'm too short.

Me: You wear something shorter, around your knees. You have a thin waist and thin legs. It's a waste not to wear a skirt. And it's convenient to wear a dress, so you don't have to wear leggings or stockings.

Girlfriend: Mm-hmm.

Me: You can also dress up as a gypsy woman or in summer.

Girlfriend: really What an exaggeration!

Me: It's almost the same style anyway! Besides, your facial features are well-defined. If you wear heavy makeup, you will look radiant and radiant.

Girlfriend: Really

Me: Remember to apply whitening cream and lipstick first. Really, wearing lipstick will make people look more energetic.

Girlfriend: Well, you look much more energetic than before.

Me: Yes, I wear whitening cream and lipstick. In fact, when I was in college, I especially liked neutral wind, and I liked Stephanie and Chris Lee's dresses. But my five senses have no sense of outline. I am so fat. Neutral wind is suitable for thin girls.

Girlfriend: Haha, you know your own characteristics very well. You are very cute.

Me: What's the use of being cute? I really want to be like Joey Wong Cherie Chung.

Girlfriend: Who is Joey Wong Cherie Chung? Oh, oh, they are all big five senses.

Me: You know Brigitte Lin, right?

Girlfriend: I know

Me: She is beautiful and elegant, and her temperament is also beautiful and elegant. When a person's facial features and temperament style are unified, there will be an additive effect, which looks more and more beautiful. If the facial features and temperament styles are not unified, there may be a subtraction effect, and it may even be strange.

Girlfriend: Well, that's true.

Me: Actually, I'm just like you. I don't know much about dressing.

The worse the luck now, the better the next time. Then, I began to listen to her complaining that my dress was always too dark and looked old-fashioned.

Me: That's because I'm too fat! Look slim in dark colors!

Girlfriend: Then lose weight quickly! Oh, in fact, you've lost a lot of weight!

Me: Let's fall in love! Then you won't like neutral wind!

Girlfriend: I hope so