Why is Cancer the weakest constellation?

Because cancer people often take the position of the boss when dealing with competition and don't want to get other positions. That is to say, if a game has 100 participants, everyone will rank second, and cancer people will often leave in the first or second position. The remaining 99 people have almost no cancer.

Constellation ranking is often based on the number of celebrities in each constellation. But cancer is generally "the first is mine, and I am too lazy to fight for others at will." Cancer celebrities are of high quality and few in number.

For example, in the ranking of western military experts, you can see that Alexander the Great is the first and Julius Caesar is the second. But after that, 50 people may never see a cancer again. For example, the richest man in the world is cancer Rockefeller. After that, there was basically no cancer on the rich list ... Besides, the most famous disabled person in the world is Helen Keller, cancer. Then the cancer disappeared from the disabled people behind …

Because in the eyes of cancer, there is only the first place, and the first place gives the ranking behind to others …

So as long as the first and second other unwanted cancers are naturally the weakest in the constellation book based on statistics.

Knowing the following cancer celebrities, I believe you should know that the statement that "cancer is the weakest" is sheer nonsense.

1. Xiang Yu, the only overlord in ancient China. (1) He is the most brave man evaluated by the ancients-the bravery of Yu is unparalleled throughout the ages. Thousands of years of history, no one dares to compare himself with Xiang Yu. Even though both Lu Bu and Ma Chao are brave, compared with Ying Bu's ears, they are just standard templates of "heroes"-Xiang Yu has a "three-piece" set of "heroes": BMW, beauty and weapons. (3) The source of Japanese Bushido spirit is Xiang Yu, which is very surprising. (4) The only one recorded in history books who has beheaded 300 people and beheaded 1000 people. (5) Defeat 400,000 with 20,000 old and weak Chu troops (9 wins in 9 wars) and 560,000 Han troops with 3 Wan Chu light cavalry. I don't know why no one pays attention to Xiang Yu's military talent. ⑥ More than seventy battles, only one defeat. ⑥ Farewell My Concubine is sung through the ages.

Two and three. Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar. And a conqueror. But Xiang Yu, East and West. The difference is that Xiang Yu was defeated in the last battle, and these two men have never lost in their lives. Alexander the Great was the earliest conqueror in the world. He conquered more land than the seven eastern countries combined. And all this took only thirteen years-note that these lands were occupied by infantry step by step. He fought at the age of eighteen and died at the age of thirty-one, otherwise he might have fought in the state of Qin. Caesar's name Caesar is in the Oxford dictionary = Emperor. So although he didn't call himself the emperor, basically westerners thought he was the first emperor of the west. Caesar's life experience is basically the same as that of Xiang Yu, except that Caesar was already in his fifties when he succeeded, and Xiang Yu left early in his thirties-Xiang Yu and Alexander the Great were about the same age ... This shows that Cancer wants to achieve early ... Sometimes he will leave early ...

4, 5, 6. Cao Cao, Liu Bei and Guan Yu. Yes, you are not mistaken. NPC, the main story of the whole Three Kingdoms period, is a cancer. These three people have nothing to say. You should know by playing a little game-that is to say, I have a set of five sets of Guan Yu's inscriptions, hahaha.

7. Turing. I'm afraid people are not familiar with him, but he is the father of computers and artificial intelligence and has made great contributions to mankind. Computers and artificial intelligence have completely changed people's way of life.

8. nikola tesla. The electric god-the king of geeks-the top wise man. As famous as da Vinci.

9 and 10. Diana Francis and French Rose-Princess Diana and Isabel Agani.

1 1 and 12. Two of the four beauties are the history of Cancer, but the point is that the other two don't know the birthday of Wang Zhaojun and the story of Dixin! If the other two are also cancer women, hahaha-how can other constellation women live ... (It's not impossible, Shi's The Story of Diusim appears as a female spy, and Wang Zhaojun's homesickness is also a patent of cancer-home is the most important thing-those who say that Wang Zhaojun's personality is swollen like the waves of a water bottle are homesick ...)

13. Boxing has Bruce Lee's feet and Wai-Man Chan. Wai-Man Chan is a cancer man.

14. The king of dive bombing-Colonel Rudder, the only German Nazi winner who won the Knights Cross with diamonds, golden double swords and golden oak leaves in World War II. Germany mobilized 6.5438+0.7 million soldiers to fight in the front line in World War II, so how powerful it is to get this medal that 6.5438+0.7 million soldiers can't get! There are too many records about this Uber. Until 20 12, when the Russians filmed the Great Patriotic War, he was named and recorded the battle process alone more than once. As Hartman didn't mention it in the documentary ... I dare say that his impression in the hearts of Russians is second only to Hitler (it is enough that Uber, who is not even a general, was mentioned separately three times in the documentary before the game, you know, even Marshal Goering, the second person in the empire, was only mentioned twice in this documentary ...)

15, 16, 17. China's: the first concert in Jacky Cheung, Tony Leung Chiu Wai and Stephen Chow. Well, cancer took away the first prize of all film and television music directors. How can other constellation artists live …

18~35. the virtual characters of cancer animation, movies and games-you can pretend to be forced to enter, and you can sell cute when you retreat;

Kurosaki Ichigo, brothers A, Agio, Sonik, Monkey King, Kakarot, Dismusk, Nami, Hyūga Neji, Terminator T 1000, Terminator T3000.

Then sell Meng: Nangong, Lazy Sheep, Crayon Shinchan, McDull, Spongebob, Snoopy.

You can see how omnipotent cancer is. Do you still think cancer is weak?