Who will Benshan take to the Spring Festival Evening Song Xiaobao {Crazy Blind Date} line.

Who will Benshan take to Song Xiaobao for a "crazy blind date" in the Spring Festival Evening?

Characters: Song Xiaobao, Zhao Haiyan (Haiyan), Yang Bing (young man) and Yan Guangming (director).

Zhao: You gave me a hand this morning, didn't you? I have to make a phone call. Hello! Director Huang, I am the artistic director of the old yangko team. I, Haiyan. Your blind date column asked me to help you find someone. I found someone for you. Oh, dear! All right. If you want to review, that's fine. When will you come? You will arrive soon. Hey, I'll wait for you at home for a while. Alas, alas, alas, all right. (Doorbell rings: Ding Dong) God, this director is so fast. Why did he come by high-speed train?

Song: Haiyan

Zhao: Why are you?

Song: Not me, Andy Lau. Look at your injuries. Look at it. You are in a hurry. You asked me to do it.

Zhao: You said I should call you. It's really urgent.

Song: What is it?

Zhao: The first two incidents were all my fault. I don't understand. Besides, my old man put them in a mess, which made you embarrassed. I don't feel well either. I'm thinking of finding a chance to make it up to you.

Song: Don't tell me, what is this? Your old man is very nice, why can't you do anything to him?

Zhao: What are you talking about? Where have you been? I want to help you with a blind date. Find you another date.

Song: Mom, what's the matter? I think too much. I think too much. Do you have any ideas about blind date?

Zhao: Why not? It's just a blind date column on our TV station. Have you seen it?

Song: Yes.

Zhao: I know the director very well. Personally, I will ask the director to save a place for you. When you went on a blind date, you said there was no such woman, right? You kick and pull, you want to see what you want to see.

Song: Is that all right?

Zhao: Why not?

Song: If you say yes, I think so. How else would you like me?

Zhao: Don't talk nonsense. (doorbell rings: Ding Dong) The director is here this time. I'll pick him up. You can hide in that room for a while.

Song: What are you doing? I can't get it.

Zhao: I'm not afraid you can't get it. I want you to give the director a big surprise.

Song: I'll pick him up.

Zhao: Hello, Director Huang!

Director: I brought this man. Get ready for our performance.

Zhao: Director Huang, you asked me to help you find someone. Why did you bring one yourself?

Director: We have a wide choice of programs, don't we? This guy is very distinctive. He created a dance by himself. I heard it was very popular online, so I used your old man's place to censor him. You can't help me with my work without telling you beforehand.

Zhao: Help, help, sit down. After that, you can meet a strong opponent this time!

Song: You can ruin things better than me!

Zhao: I am younger than you!

Song: Ginger is still old and spicy!

Zhao: No, I have to find a way to make your limelight overshadow it. I help you dress up, not you. You said I've known you for many years. Why are you still wearing this? You can't dress up.

Song: You are complaining about me to both of us. If you had told me earlier, you would have come in a bathing suit!

Zhao: I thought of it for you. I know you can't do this. I'll get you dressed and then take it off.

Song: Mom, is this dress ok?

Director: Yes, it's very trendy!

Song: God, the director said it was very fashionable. Let's take it out to dry some day.

Director: The head shape is also quite avant-garde.

Song: Oh, my God, there is a cotton curtain in the back. He said it was avant-garde!

Director: Young man, have you read our column?

Boy: Yes.

Director: Hey, here is mainly to introduce my own natural situation. You have to get ready. Listen.

Boy: I'm ready,

Director: I'm ready. Look, take it out. Let's go

Boy: Let me tell you, I am an ordinary boy who came to work in the city from the countryside, but through my efforts, I am now the head of the raw material processing department of an international company.

Zhao: My God, the boss of a multinational company!

Boy: My mother died when I was very young. I was brought up by my father working alone. In order not to worry my father, I not only finished my undergraduate course, but also worked to subsidize my family.

Zhao: I graduated with a bachelor's degree and worked part-time. People are so excellent. Listen any longer, and you will have no chance.

Song: It doesn't matter if you ruin something. This is the kind of person I am targeting. I can't let him talk any more. Bring me the director!

Zhao: Good talk, Director Huang.

Director: OK, OK!

Zhao: Come here. Come with me.

Director: You should practice for a while first. Take it easy.

Song: Director.

Director: Oh, my God! What the hell!

Zhao: What are you doing?

Song: Look, you scared the director. You said it was funny, but it wasn't!

Director: Auntie, Auntie, what's the situation!

Zhao: Director Huang, this is the song I told you about. Go ahead, don't be afraid of him and don't bite.

Director: Hello, I'm Director Huang. I'm an easy-to-find director.

Song: Please sit down. Please sit down. Oh, sorry. Are you surprised?

Director: Nothing, nothing. I'm just not prepared. I didn't expect it to be so exciting

Song: You should grow up with me. Very exciting, very exciting. Oh, look at this guy. At first glance, he is brilliant. He is very talented. Have you named the column?

Director: Yes, yes, I started it.

Song: You see, this is called harassment.

Director: No, it's very easy to find.

Song: It's easy to find, Mom. I was just thinking about harassment. Welcome harassment, welcome harassment.

Zhao: Huang Dao, sit down!

Song: No, don't be afraid. That's who I am. The young man watching the director. Thin eyes, explosive eyes, big nose and big fork.

Zhao: Don't say that the director has a big mouth.

Song: It is blessed to have food in all directions.

Zhao: Yes, Huang Dao, he means you can eat a lot.

Director: Don't flatter me. Why don't you introduce yourself?

Zhao: By the way, Song, tell the director about yourself. Say it well.

Director: Consider this a recording scene, and we are two female guests. Just show it casually. Come on, relax.

Song: Not prepared.

Director: Too humorous.

Song: I showed it. Hello, the female guest across the street, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha ~ ~

Director: That, that, that, you change direction. You change the direction, it's more tolerant here.

Song: There are only three male guests here.

Director: Not you. Think of them as female guests. how

Song: OK, hello, three female guests opposite. I, brother, tell you that I am an aspiring young man from the depths of the mountains.

Director: Uncle, Uncle, you, young man?

Song: Listen to me. When I didn't come out of the countryside, young people today never gave up.

Director: Oh, you'd better say it now.

Song: Oh, Lao, I have been in this strange city for many years. I also have ideals and ambitions. I thought about doing something, but I didn't expect it to be a walk. You said that this left step and the right step burned the boiler.

Zhao: Stop it. Tell me about your sufferings.

Song: I burn boilers, but I am also very talented. I finally did it, and now I have become a senior UFO who manages more than 2000 people.

Director: Well, uncle, uncle, UFOs are flying saucers.

Song: Then my things are like a flying saucer. Just bigger, just a little. When I break the valve, I scoff or scoff.

Zhao: That ordeal.

Song: I have.

Zhao: It's for female guests.

Song: I have a hard time, too. I have to say that my son is having a hard time at this age. His mother left me.

Zhao: Whose child is so big?

Song: How old am I? Leaving me, I took a handful of shit and urine and raised my child. If it wasn't for my son. I looked for it a long time ago. I just ...

I am afraid of finding my stepmother. I am angry with my son. Miss Liang across the street, you have been peeking at me for a long time.

Liang: Director, director, can you turn this chair around? I want to turn things around.

Song: You have to say that when I was young, I became popular. When I met Ms. Liang when I was young, I didn't even look at her. It is too fat and too wide.

Zhao: You have to get down to business and talk about your career. Is the performance of the work.

Song: Yes, yes, yes, I'm so busy. I finished 36 crosstalk papers a year. Ms. Jiang, the second female guest across the street.

Zhao: When did you write the cross talk?

Song: Ah, yes, academic papers, academic papers on coal combustion.

Director: Look, you've watched too much cross talk.

Song: Miss Zhao, the third female guest across the street, are you in a hurry?

Zhao: When you say love, what do you say Miss Zhao does?

Song: About love, that's what I feel in my heart. For me, this love can be summed up in one sentence, that is, fly legs are also meat, just one. Director, please help me find one.

Zhao: Get up.

Director: Comfort, comfort. What are you going to do, cry and complain? what do you want to do? You have no ambition. There are endless things that make you cry and complain like this. It's over. There is nothing left. You have nothing left. It's over.

Song: Why do you think my life is so bitter? Oh, no, your home is not Feng Shui.

Zhao: Your family made a mistake.

Song: You said I haven't done anything in your house all these years. Yes, this door must have chosen me. I came to your house for the first time because I didn't leave. Put it on the wall. Then he jumped to the sixth floor. You said I didn't know what was going on until now

Zhao: Director Huang, ok, you do it. I beg you, that little old man is so pitiful, just pity him and let him go.

Song: Not a little old man, I'm a little diaosi.

Director: Aunt, I'm telling you, actually, this old man. Not suitable for our column. However, the man in the toilet, I strongly recommend him. It means that he won't do it and he won't do it himself. I think we should take one in this case.

Zhao: That's all right.

Song: Yes, just buy one and get one free.

Zhao: Thank the director, thank the director.

Song: Thank you.

Director: Come on, uncle, you don't have to thank me. You have to thank me. Just thank the small fire outside.

Song: God, I have to thank the little princess for leaving. I have to thank him. It's so interesting. Who would have this idea?

Boy: Dad.

Song: What are you doing here?

Boy: I'm here on a blind date.

Song: Oh, my God, you're here on a blind date, bunny. See how I hit you today. What are you doing? Stop.

Zhao: What are you doing? Put that aside.

Boy: Can you stop making so much noise and do something?

Song: Stop!

Boy: No, alas, what are you doing?

Zhao: What do you want? You can't hit other people's children whether you are dating or not.

Song: Why not? I tell you, he is my son. I'm educating him. Bring me my shoes.

Director: I'm so excited, uncle.

Song: Come here. It doesn't matter if this column is not important. You have to be responsible. How can we learn to lie and cheat?

Boy: When did I lie blind?

Song: You are obviously a chain chef who cuts piles, and you are also the head of raw materials for the whole international company. What the hell?

Young man: The name of our chain store is International Company, so I am the director of raw materials. What are you talking about?

Song: I graduated from college. What happened?

Boy: I graduated from Benxi Culinary College, so I graduated from undergraduate course. I'm not ashamed to talk about me. I won't talk about the CEO of more than 2,000 of you. Also a whole coal burning, what academic papers, what's going on.

Song: If the boiler is burned every year, the work report will not be written. Isn't that all written by dad?

Director: Ah, I see.

Song: Director, you came, you came, you came. In this case, I am so old that I just want to have fun. It doesn't matter whether I go to school or not. You see, my son is still young. You give him a chance to show his talent, son.

Boy: Besides, give my dad a chance, because of what? It was not easy for my father to raise me. I also want him to be happy in his later years. Dad, go.

Song: Son.

Boy: Dad.

Song: Son.

Boy: Dad.

Song: Son.

Boy: Dad.

Director: OK, OK, OK, don't be modest, both of you.

Song: Mom, this is exactly what I want.

Boy: Thank you.

Zhao: Let go. When it's your turn, hammer hard. Director, I don't understand. You only have one quota. How is it possible for both of them?

Director: We have two special performances, one for the elderly and the other for the young.

Song: One in the first afternoon and the other in the second afternoon, right?

Director: No conflict. Let's go.

Zhao: Both of them can go to school. Oh, my God, congratulations. You can both go to school. That's great.

Song: Why are you so old now? You don't understand what you said. I'm not talking about you, Haiyan.

Boy: You can grow snacks.

Director: That makes things clear, doesn't it? Young man, I'm here for your original dance. You show it.

Boy: What about my dance? I dance blindly.

Song: I know that too. This dance is very good.

Director: So your dad would do the same.

Song: I learn from my son. No, I learn from my son.

Director: Come on.

Song: My son can't get out. Let's go (The boy dances), OK, OK, OK, son, stop. Stop, stop, stop. That's enough. It all stopped. Well, son, you take Miss Zhao across the street, and I'll take these two.

Boy: I'm ready.