Collect interesting words

The following are the punch lines of proverbs and rumors. I hope LZ will adopt them.

Love at first sight, then decline, three points tired. ?

But you use binoculars to expand your vision by 300 miles. ?

I trust and depend on you. ?

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water. ?

Money is not the problem, the problem is no money. ?

Clocks and watches are the yardsticks we use to measure the years, and at some point, they will also be submerged by the years. ?

I thought I was decadent, and today I realized that I had been scrapped. ?

Knowing you is like winning the first prize, but it's a pity that you didn't get the bonus. ?

Your writing is so sensational that I am sighing. ?

The dead president, that's because life is worthless. ?

There are no soldiers and horses in the street, but it is a mess. ?

A good horse only eats good grass. Is it the grass in front or the grass behind, or will it turn back?

What's in his heart is not in yours. Each of us has a huge and completely different thunder in our hearts. ?

We have no weaknesses, we use all weaknesses. ?

Life is your own tragedy, while others' eyes are washing utensils (comedy). ?

In this world, reliable children are almost the same, and unreliable children are mostly independent. ?

The cashier in the supermarket said that there was no change. Here are two plastic bags for you. ?

To be a man, you don't have to be kind, but you must be true. ?

Life is a long joke, one burden after another, just to make others laugh. ?

Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important. ?

The world is like the greatest performance on earth. The monitor called "Life" and stood behind us with a whip and whipped us hard, forcing us to jump into the ring of fire and climb up the mountain ... Don't you dare to go? ?

I have been running in the field of hope, although I occasionally stumble over disappointment. ?

Lying will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind. ?

From heaven to hell, I pass by! ?

There are no white pies in the sky, only white bricks. ?

In fact, there are still many roads in our life, if we don't consider that there are toll stations on every road. ?

Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast and can't see the change of the weather. ?

Flattery is a strange word ― you seem to flatter him and insult him at the same time. ?

When time and patience are luxuries, we can only get to know each other through constellations. ?

Full of-princess disease. ?

Remember: your thoughts are commodities, not decorations! ?

I used to be a hide-and-seek man in Wollongong. ?

The current tutor is not a tutor, nor a boss, but a research contractor! ?

A blind cat may not see a dead mouse, but a scholar will see a soldier sooner or later ?

People used to eat people, but now fans eat people. ?

History is from monkeys to people. ?

Low-key is the temporary residence permit of low-key people, and high-risk people are the former names of high-risk people. ?

Between heaven and earth, you and I are just passers-by-if you don't register. ?

If a worker wants to do a good job, he must first benefit his server. ?

What is the time? Ten years ago, I liked to watch Peach Blossom Spring and was intoxicated in Peach Blossom Spring. Now that I have tasted the taste of life, I finally understand the secret love. ?

Give it to a mermaid and he will benefit from it for a day; Give a man a net and he will fish for three days and surf the Internet for two days. ?

Two great pleasures in life: sleeping until you wake up naturally, counting money and cramping your hands! ?

There are two bad things in life: sleeping till your hand cramps (calcium deficiency) and counting money until you wake up naturally (dreaming)! ?

If I die, I will fly in the sky! ?

My mother gave birth to me. Who am I? ?

Inviting people to dinner is called "refreshing" as soon as they are invited; Please come and call "fight"; How to please don't call it "principle"; It's called "Fan Ceng". ?

Eating is enjoyment, and socializing is patience. Eating is a way of life and entertainment is a way of life. ?

Maybe you just turned on the radio and played it to you again. This program is over! ?

After being lovelorn, his water cube-like heart was twisted into a bird's nest. ?

My interests can be divided into static and dynamic: static is sleeping and dynamic is turning over. ?

Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital! ?

Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, and the quality is not good. Why do they have to look everywhere? ?

Pat a limited amount of ass on a person's ass. ?

I'm embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal? ?

My life is always different from theirs anyway. I don't know whether they are wrong or I am wrong. ?

What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Really. ?

Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human brain, it is not a pig, but a pig! ?

We can't chat, and when we chat, we diverge, and we are not in the same branch. ?

A writer is an excitable person: people who write worse than him will stimulate him; People who write better than him will also stimulate him. ?

Comrade, let me ask you something. Is this the earth? ?

Keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot? ?

The sky is falling, I support it, you cushion it. ?

I won't tell you if I die! ?

If happiness is a cloud, pain is like a star. At that time, my life was really cloudless and starry in Wan Li ...?

Once upon a time, there was a heart walking on the road. It said, God, it hurts. ?

It's not as convenient as giving people instant noodles. ?

Why do I often cry? Because the resolution of this monitor is too low. ?

The unfairness of this world lies in:

The beauty said, I want a diamond ring-so she bought a diamond ring. ?

The rich man said: I want a woman-so he got a woman. ?

And I said: I want to take a shower-the water is cut off! ?

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four words to say. Including the first two sentences and this sentence. I've had enough. ?

I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep. ?

People should learn to find some small pleasures by themselves, such as going to the street to see those beautiful women who don't belong to them, going to the bank to see those banknotes that don't belong to them, going to the auto show to see those sports cars that don't belong to them, and then looking for a beggar in the street to look at them and tell himself: It doesn't matter, those didn't belong to him just now ...?

The cashier in the supermarket said that there was no change. Here are two plastic bags for you. ?

See your ranking, and you will know how many people there are in your class. ?

My suit is an authentic foreign product. Look at the label: Made in Italia.

It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi! ?

Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill. ?

I can choose to give up, but I can't give up. ?

As a typical failure, you really succeeded! ?

Happy Year of the Ox! ?

I have been a primary school student for ten years and a middle school student for twelve years. I was named the most familiar face in the school?

Shake if you like, or roll if you don't like! ?

I want the whole world to know ―― I keep a low profile. ?

Red star shines on Erguotou. ?

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it. ?

Salted fish turn over, or salted fish. ?

Even if you say it in my heart, I won't agree. As for the reason, don't ask, don't ask! I don't like your tone! ?

I am narrow-minded, but I am not lacking; I have a good temper, but not without it. ?

How to mend the body? Three big sweet potatoes a day; How cool is it? A pair of jeans has been worn for three years. ?

There is no room for sand in my eyes, but there is room for gold! ?

Why go when there is no way out? Just take the bus ?

God gave us youth and acne. ?

If you think I'm beautiful, just click with your eyes. ?

Judge a book by its cover. Lovers form families. ?

Follow the dog's path and let the cat talk! ?

Men say that loving women is like loving God. But dear people, there is only one God! ?

Autumn wind rises, leaves fall and spiders hang themselves. ?

Spending money is like running water, making money is like spinning silk. ?

Jianghu is sinister. If not, leave. ?

Fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards. ?

Try to be a good person. ?

I don't know the true face of Lushan Mountain, just because I am in Mount Tai?

Even in another hundred years, you won't grow into a towering green onion. ?

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-all the students were taught to death in the end. ?

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me ...?

Failure is the ladder to success, and the ladder is limited. ?

I hate it when people tell me to "bring it on" ―― you don't know that I have two generations of love! ?

Please raise your hand if you love me, please stand on your head if you don't love me! ?

Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well. ?

Men boldly walk around, and women boldly don't wear makeup. ?

Tell women who like sports: a hundred tempering makes a column (steel). ?

The world is full of patients who don't want to die. Suicide is too extravagant. ?

When I was a child, in order not to let my parents see my report card, I hid it in a high place or moved it to a small bench. The result was particularly regrettable. My father saw it as soon as he came back. ?

I won't scold you because I don't want to compliment you. ?

The country gives you a task: lead a bearded man to escort a white knight to India to play monkey tricks. ?

I am a kind person. Even stepping on an ant can recite the scriptures and Buddha, turn over the dead and build a grave for it. I was even more afraid of being single and lonely after death, so I stepped on dozens of ants as its companions, which can be described as my best. ?

A friend of mine is an intern in Unicom. One day, an old man came in and said, "Give me a mobile card." Then my friend shouted without looking up, "Master, someone is coming to smash the venue!" " " ?

You look a lot like Harley-Davidson ― once in a lifetime is enough. ?

When I was a child, I learned to swim, and all the children swam on the water. Only I struggled again and again and sank to the bottom again ―― from then on, I became an excellent diver. ?

If you are too old, I am dirt. ?

A toad that doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good toad! A swan-eating toad or a toad. ?

The teacher told us not to litter, or I would lose you. ?

The reason of constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small. ?

Don't even talk to me? Hey, I'm a dog. ?

Dogs fight, and the defeated dog takes it out on the cat. ?

Two things prevented me from becoming a football superstar: my left foot and my right foot. ?

There are many people who are red. If it is not red, it will be red, and if it is not, it will be red. ?

People who respect others will always respect others. This virtue is common in banquet halls. ?

Let the wheel of history roll forward, and the traffic on the Third Ring Road will not move for me. ?

Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age. ?

The stock market is fiercer than the tiger, and the housing market is fiercer than the stocks. ?

My place, you are the landlord. ?

How can Jiang Lang not be short of talents? -Change your last name! ?

I don't care how charming Castle Peak is. ?

Man is iron, but his style is steel. If you don't pretend to hold it for a day, you will panic. ?

Spend other people's money to see how much face you have; Spending your own money depends on how much money you have. ?

Three major problems in life: thinking; Acacia; Unrequited love?

Oh, mom and dad! Look at how well the name Obama is named, calling it kindness and being the parents of the people. ?

Genius is ninety-nine percent perspiration and three push-ups. ?

With our unique balsam pear face, cross-eyed, fanned ears, rosacea, crow's feet, Spain, cactus, beer belly, bowlegs and Hong Kong feet, we can definitely call it a new and new human. ?

After watching the drama for a long time, I moved my hips and suddenly realized something. I touched it with my hand and bought a one-dollar coin. At this time, I realized that you can't get money by sitting still, you have to use your hands. ?

I've always been young. I am born after 90, 1890. ?

Tolstoy said: "It is a sad thing to have no money, and extra money is even more sad." For the happiness of most people, it makes me even sadder! ?

I like being invisible. Why? For those who know that I am here, I will always be there. The ancients said, "The great is hidden in MSN." ?

"What, this is the normal state of life?" "When can I be abnormal, I am looking forward to it." ?

I bumped into my classmate today. He said: "I am genuine!" " I said, "This is a gift!" ?

Genius, even a casual walk, can lead passers-by astray. ?

Find a quiet afternoon, make a cup of Longjing, sprinkle some pepper noodles and drink through a straw. ?

I can't help laughing handsomely. ?

Don't mess with him, he is a master of drinking red wine without spitting grape skins. ?

Pressure is higher than physical strength, so motivation is impossible. ?

You add more! If you add friends again, I will delete you! ?

Enter the confused mode, and I will explode you. ?

I am an idol, and I have no strength. ?

Am I practicing with my hair, or am I concentrating on invention? ?

I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death my right not to let you speak. ?

Marilyn Dream Rabbit. ?

Either set me free or let me die of shame. ?

Can you make up for your individuality first? ?

Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf. ?

My house, I think so. ?

The helicopter doesn't need to come. I go back by bike. ?

Wen Chou and Yan Liang. ?

A good horse doesn't eat grass beside its nest ―― nonsense, does a horse have a nest? ?

Low-key is the temporary residence permit of low-key people, and high-risk people are the former names of high-risk people. ?

A blind cat may not see a dead mouse, but a scholar will see a soldier sooner or later ?

Who has seen my captain and my ship? I heard that Pirates of the Caribbean 4 will be renamed. ?

Argentina, don't cry for me. Moscow people don't believe in tears. ?

Loss and anxiety are the steps of human progress. ?

Q: Who is the author of decameron? A: Pikachu. ?

Who will cook my youth? ?

Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, I prefer the zoo. ?

Everyone is equal in the face of opportunity. ?

Dinner is very rich, including boiled meat, fish with Chinese sauerkraut, spicy crab, stewed chicken with mushrooms and tomato brisket. There are so many flavors, I don't know which bag to make! ?

You've always wanted to spread your love around the world, and now it's time to become a monk! ?

Snowflakes fall on my cheeks one by one, as if the foundation is going to be spent, and you are no longer flawless. ?

Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill. ?

Jianghu rumor: Aunt Qiong Yao wants to write about the Pearl Princess Sister-Schwarzenegger. ?

Inspired by Cao Cao, I will come as soon as I say it. ?

Gross. Mom cried in disgust. Why? -Because it's disgusting, ..........................?

I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep. ?

The supermarket cashier said, "There is no change. Here are two plastic bags for you. ?

Whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the trench, because: I am undercover! ?

What's your name? Stop it! Saying it is a curse! ?

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you. ?

Take a horse walk on the ancient west wind road, take your daughter-in-law home at sunset. ?

Homesickness is a pink ticket. I'm in the back and the ox is in the front. ?

It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi. ?

There is no Motorola in the south. ?

Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei's, your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang's, my feelings are deeper than Lu's, and my feelings are longer. ?

This method really kills two birds with one stone: there are advantages and disadvantages. ?

My heart is broken. It looks like dumpling stuffing. ?

Angela Zhang wind rustling, strong men go to Yang Yuhuan. ?

The ideal is to think about it, and the simpleness is really dry. ?

See your ranking, and you will know how many people there are in your class. ?

On a night without orangutans, I attract you with monkeys. ?

Playing the lute to a cow is not a skill, but talking to a cow is the real skill. ?

My suit is authentic foreign goods. Look at the label: made by Ydali. ?

How to spend it when you have money? Colleagues said loudly, buy a "carved coat". ?

Do you want to laugh or not? Be anesthetized ?

Someone wants to learn martial arts from a teacher and go somewhere in Hengshan Mountain. He was very excited when he saw the words "Hengshan School" on the plaque in front of his door. If you look closely, there is also the word "out" under it.

LZ can also subscribe to the motto if you want these. Very nice.