Brothers and sisters, who has classic couplets? How many pairs do you want? Thank you!

realize

angry

why

last night

Occasionally meet that woman.

Stretch out one's delicate hands

Catch that loser

Look around with a smile.

Shining, striding

A deep feeling welled up in beautiful eyes.

Like the year before last, I was on Lakeside Road.

Whisper to each other like this

Now see that I am not a stranger.

I found my old love unforgettable.

Binocular dementia takes root in both legs, and the heart is cooked in soup.

A good man likes me, but he always hates me.

That turtle looks disgusting and obscene. She likes his rudeness.

The girl can't figure out what she thinks, and the more I think about it, the harder it is.

Knowing that she is not suitable for me, I want to forget her and start a new stove.

In the end, it can only be cut and cut, to no avail.

Brother, I was never afraid of anyone when I grew up, but I was planted by this Lord.

It seems that I owed her a lot of money in my last life. If I had known this, I shouldn't have gambled with her.

It was my bad luck to meet her. Next time you say anything, you must find a gentle girl to get along with.

I finally understand that this is beautiful in the world, and it can't be eaten as a meal, and it often makes you embarrassed and burdened.

From now on, be down-to-earth, diligent, modest and prudent, polite and take good care of public property.

Don't cross the road and look around. You should take the crosswalk. If you want to have money and have fewer children, you need a variety of trees.

Turn grief into strength, study hard and always be ready to develop the western part of the motherland.

What's wrong with a man without a wife? Although I am lonely without you, I am no longer blind.

This is also why I reflect on my failure, sum up experience and lessons, and continue to explore the revolutionary road.

I will meet a good girl and chase after her desperately, thinking that she loves her and will never let her go, whether she is a tiger or a rabbit.

This excellent young man is a good comrade who is lovelorn. He was not driven crazy and gave up on himself. He is very manly.

Although she was mercilessly abandoned by a modern woman, Chen Shimei, she didn't blame her father.

Instead, we should polish our eyes to inspire fighting spirit and profoundly expose their ugly behavior and despicable face.

Once again, it demonstrates the incisive exposition that the revolutionary struggle will exist for a long time in a certain range.

Looking forward to the basic road that comrades still need to work hard when the revolution in the primary stage has not been successful.

What is particularly valuable is that this comrade seriously reflects on himself and touches the depths of his soul.

Realizing that walking by the lake in the past was a serious mistake of petty bourgeoisie.

Almost fascinated by the beautiful appearance, fascinated by the usual tricks of sugar-coated shells.

Apply theory to practice, learn from a painful experience, and realize that I almost got lost after waking up.

Exquisite facial features and fair skin are not the essence, not the whole of life.

Although the language is popular, it reflects the simple feelings of aspiring young people.

Criticism and self-criticism are really touching words from the heart.

And sprout the lofty ambition of self-cultivation, governing the country and leveling the world.

It reflects the repetition of ideas from the outside to the inside.

How can a good young man like him call himself vulgar?

Nature is a woman as blind as a bat.

There are many flowers in the sea. Beauty doesn't ask the source.

A good horse never returns to the grass, and does not waste old feelings.

Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, thinking it's three holes.

There will be countless grasses within a hundred paces.

Maybe one day she will be an abandoned wife.

Will think of your benefits.

I'll talk to you when I get back

It is too late.

You have today.

Be merciless to ...

Leave her alone

Play handsome

cool

Downlink:

recall

happy

What do you mean?

Tomorrow night

I want to know this age.

Will be like lotus root and jade arm

Hook my arm

Lang Lang laughed and played back and forth.

Bright eyes like to make eye contact frequently.

All kinds of amorous feelings are gathered in the eyebrows.

Suddenly, I remembered that she and I were building a house by the pavilion.

So playing with each other is very naughty.

The Ming Dynasty will meet a new person, but where shall I put her?

I always feel that I have a connection with her.

One track mind, one track mind, one track mind, one track mind, one track mind.

A talented person like me, she actually called me stupid.

What about dementia? Isn't it all for you?

The little girl can't figure out what she wants, and the more I think about it, the angrier I get.

Although I know she will never forget him, it is an old calendar book.

In this way, it is inevitable that you will have emotional difficulties, but you will always cry.

Dude, I'm young and fearless, but I can't figure this out.

I also blame myself for being naive and infatuated, and I don't believe that I am just a shadow.

She was my first love, and I realized that I was ridiculous and pathetic.

Now it's clear that no matter how good a person is, what's the point if he doesn't care about you?

Or honestly work hard, study hard, work hard and be enthusiastic about public welfare?

When you change lanes, don't forget to turn back. Red light. Now step on the brakes and obey the traffic rules.

Put aside all selfishness and confusion, work hard and always be ready to contribute to the country.

Even without you, how can a three-legged toad look for people with two legs everywhere?

From now on, I will be more mature, see clearly the problems and essence, and study Marxism-Leninism seriously.

I was born to be loved. If you meet a good girl, don't miss the opportunity, whether her constellation is a lion or a Gemini.

This excellent talent is really a good comrade-in-arms. He has a deep understanding of feelings and career, and he is really masculine.

Although he suffered emotional setbacks and became an abandoned infatuation, he didn't complain or make trouble without reason.

Instead, she pulled herself together and made an incisive analysis of her sentimentality.

This proves the development truth that both material civilization and spiritual civilization should be hard.

Understand that adhering to the four cardinal principles and integrating theory with practice are related to the national economy.

What is even more admirable is that this comrade-in-arms saw the essence of the problem through superficial phenomena.

I realized that fooling around by the pavilion in the past was actually a historical legacy of small farmers' thoughts.

I almost fell into the mire of feelings, unable to extricate myself and depressed.

After deep reflection, it suddenly opened, and finally stopped at the edge of the cliff, only to realize that I was almost addicted.

The lingering affection for children is not the only pursuit in life.

The words are slightly extreme, but they reflect the ambition of contemporary young people.

Win without arrogance, lose with grace, revive without discouragement, everything comes from the bottom of my heart.

With family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world, care about Lingyun's ambition.

And inspire the rise and fall of the country.

For example, such a good person can't call himself stupid?

It's a pity that girls don't know the truth and cherish it.

Spring is full of flowers, why worry about not finding a beautiful girl?

Don't miss true love.

It is advisable to think that plum blossoms are up to no good

There are endless flowers on the roadside.

Maybe one day she suddenly regretted it.

You should cherish your delusion first.

I want to remember with you.

But everything is gone.

I want to meet Iraq the next day.

wholeheartedly

Forget you

Say goodbye to ...

disease

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Wood is also a pile, and a village without wood is also a village.

Remove the edge of the heap, and love will get dirty.

It's a pity to have a spear, but it's today without a spear.

Open the spear mouth and become a hymn.

There is grass and there is no grass.

Get rid of Philippine grass and be obsessed with Philippine grass.

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Sunyouti Kunming Daguan Loulian

Five hundred miles of Dianchi Lake, rushing to the fundus. I am happy with the vast space! The east sees God, the west sees spirit, the north sees collaterals and the south sees mourning. It is better to choose the winner than to board the board. Take the crab island snail state and comb the upper wind and fog temples; It is even more beautiful, dotted with some jade feathers and Danxia. Don't be alone with fragrant rice, clear sand, September hibiscus and March willow;

Thousands of years ago, keep it in mind. Who is the hero? I want to learn from China Ship, Tang Biao Iron Column, Song yu fu and Yuan Dynasty Leather Bag. Wei Lie played an important role in moving mountains and rivers. Draw a bead curtain building, which can't be rolled up like dusk rain; Then I broke the wreckage and gave it all to the pale smoke. Only won a few minutes, fishing in half a river, two rows of autumn geese and a pillow of frost removal.

Douyi Yueyang Loulian

He Qi on the first floor? Du Shaoling's five-character swan song, Fan's two words care about love, Teng's everything is in full swing, and Lv Chunyang is drunk after three customs. Poetry? Ruye? Official? Ye Xian? Where were those lost times before me? , made me cry;

Gentlemen, try it. Xiaoxiang in the south pole of Dongting Lake, Wuxia in the north of the Yangtze River, refreshing in Baling Mountain, and precipice in the east of Yuezhou City. Those who hoard, flow, master and live in the town have true meaning. Beg who can understand!

Zhong's title is Chongli Building, Wangjianglou, Chengdu (106+106 = 212).

Several floors, alone supporting the East Peak, near Shuiyao Mountain, in order to draw a spectrum, gather in Qing Xue, disperse white river smoke, bake the clouds and dye the fog in Tsing Yi. Poets sometimes miss the past, and soldiers sometimes raise their abilities. The most pitiful flower has fallen, the mirror of the spring boudoir has been buried long ago, and loquat is lonely, leaving a fragrant grave in the green field. I have mixed feelings about this. Laughing butterflies always send them to bed. Try to shout from above: By the way, whose property is this half month?

After thousands of years' work, he has repeatedly changed the Nishikawa Bureau and made great achievements. He acted as a hero, jumped to the top of the mountain, died in front of the slope, put down the tiger and sang frogs at the bottom of the well. Suddenly iron Ma Jinge, suddenly silver surplus province di. Unlike Long song's short poems, I write about my disgust and anxiety about leisure, and bend down the cloister to enjoy the cool breeze and good rain. I was dumbfounded, and there was no return to the four seas. Jumped to death and finally fell into the trap of Gankun. And attach a bow to the dangerous building: look, look, that cloud is my day?

Zhong 60th birthday title (446+446=892 words)

Hit the west for 60 years, fall into the trap of Gankun, dream of overlapping beds, and grab the shoulder. Make up the smoke and clouds of Sanchuan vegetation, and the drops are all blood and tears. Long song generation crying, fierce Jing Jisheng; Piccolo helps you, it will hurt Liu Long and Zhao Ao. In this noisy history of 27 years, who is a person? It means Cui Yue Huasong, a Ken Zhong Man Kenxiu. Get on the horse to kill thieves, get off the horse to make a living, open the minds of philosophers and overthrow Asian heroes. Unexpectedly, the article was a disaster and fascinating. It is his kindness and arrogance that have offended Su Kuiqiu Xing and angered Kong Ge's ugly face. Destroyers, reputations, curses, wishes, stone throwers, decoys, poets, and people in Lu are all talking about it. Enter the trap and retreat? ? , unprovoked prison slaughter guanzhong, unprovoked slander Xu Anni. Ignorant subjects are as clumsy as skeletons. I clearly remember the story of my half life. It is full of courage and loyalty, all of which are given to wolves. Only a wine feast, a mirror full of flowers, a fat bowl and a lean deer are worth a strong tea and a light drink. It takes a good spirit to be blessed, to be strong, to be grumpy, and to wreak havoc on wizards. Already! I travel with red pine nuts. If you regret your coolness and simplicity, you want to support the universe. So far, I have been exhausted, and I jumped at the end of the battle. What kind of economy is it? Stop, stop, and then wave the flag. You should be sharp and bold, and enjoy your roots. Secret spell, eliminating wisdom. Throw some women's sympathy, alarmism, group sorrow and compatriots' compassion into the ethereal void. First, take a dress and a bowl of porridge to protect your skin. Precious fame means greed and ignorance. The pipe is ripe and black, and there are often joys and sorrows in leisure. Whose world is it for? Holding the bed, he snickered and laughed at someone who was so hard and busy that he made a moth eating books, crushed a mosquito drilling paper, picked bees like crazy and made a mountain magpie;

Second, Wan Li South Siam North Tartar, broken ball around, thunderbolt fried copper iron inflammation, fire and water easily hydrogen and oxygen suddenly. Listening to the splendid scenery compiled by Yingting, he said that it was a waste of time to break the house. Crack refers to knocking on the steps and boasting about the means of reaching the sky; Teeth reform, keep the golden needle. There are thousands of words, but it is difficult for us to compete for hegemony. If we dare to fight each other, we can resist the shackles. You must carry a dragon on your left and a dumpling python on your right to fight in the grottoes of pheasants, so please join us in the Jiji Temple. I'd rather know that the pressure is too great and the trend is too bad. As far as sound, light, gas and electricity are concerned, we just need to get rid of the dross in Europe and chew some new knowledge. Eng? Deye? Running wild? Portugal? Reject Russia? Lian Meiya? Buy Japanese machinery? Increase the proportion? My eyes are fierce and flashing. However, when the ship was repaired and the navy was built at dusk, it suddenly paid for the rest of Beijing and lost hundreds of millions of soldiers at once. The descendants of farmers changed their names to barbarism. But I was so excited when I heard some sheep barking. How can it be forbidden to be ground by a boat when it stinks? However, it can be said that the top is the best choice, and the first batch of feet is color. The big one was completely destroyed first, and the planned game of the vast seal was played. Heroes create times, and times wait for heroes. It hurts! I'm old enough to have white hair. Miss the Lord, day and night, secretly brewing. It was the male frog who used the snake demon, and the arrogant flame spit out the fog. Smelly and poisonous, scattered into various plagues. Ha, ha, ha, fake burning begging to borrow axe ke, when watering the galaxy, in addition to dirt; Turn over the jade well to find the true source. Although there are measuring methods, physical reasoning, industrial and commercial wars and vaporizers, it is definitely not a level pulp meter. We should cut off our legs and punch through the earth's crust. Sweep away corruption and cowardice and you will be cut and twisted. Pangusu and Chaos are both dead, but if a generation is poor and gluttonous, where will the embryos come from? Looking at him quietly on the stage, watching him disturb the camp, leaping out of the five-clawed lion, roaring out of the one-horned tiger and howling out of the four-eyed dog shows the loneliness of Kyubi no Youko.

Notes (Part I):

① Sentence 10: Jiao Jiao (sound: expensive 4 expensive). 1 extreme viewing. See "Guang Yun Ba Bu". 2 blind. Ye Xie's "Original Poetry" Volume III: "The rest, either violent or corrupt, are as deaf as a lot."

② The 35th sentence: Hey? ? Kan? ? (voice: lan3). The same as "Kambu". Difficult; Feel depressed. "Nine Debates on Chu Ci": "I am afraid that the poor people will be dereliction of duty and will be unfair." Also known as "Kan? ? "。 Du Fu's Introduction to Dan Qing: "Reading in records, from the earliest, all day long? ? Haunt him. "

(3) the 39th sentence: man2 Man. Confused and unreasonable. The eighty-first time in A Dream of Red Mansions: "Now this great grandfather of Confucianism, although only knowledgeable, still controls these children and prevents things from getting worse."

④ The 46th sentence: Rudder-Rudder (sound: Lv Lu). ① Anterior abdomen. "Guangyun Nine Fish": "My stomach is full of pain." 2 amount. "Cloud Seven Chapters" Volume 11: "Seven liquid points flow into the chamber." Note: "The eyebrow door is also called the forehead door." 3 show. Such as: column. (4) communication; Statement. "Guoyu Liu": "The wind listens to rumors in the market and distinguishes good words." Zhang Heng's Four Fu Xuan: "The heart is hesitant, that is, the address is different, and the feelings are different."

⑤ Sentence 47 "-"(sound: pan2). Plates. Biography of Nan Shi Liu Mu: "Mu Zhi asked the chef to store betel nuts in a golden altar."

6. The 60th sentence: raccoon raccoon (sound: bin4 sideburns). Same as "sideburns".

⑦ sentence 86: ⑦-⑦ (sound: small 4). Just like "Yi". (1) On Pan Geng and Pan Geng in the People. 2 "learn". "Shi Liwei Huangling Biao Gao Monument": "For a monk."

Note (bottom line):

① Sixth sentence: Hey, hey (sound: xiao 1). (1) Ambitious speaker appearance. Mencius devoted himself to: "His ambition is natural." ② (sound: jiao 1 jiao 1 glue). The onomatopoeia word [1] crows. "poem Zheng feng storm": "chicken calls glue." Five dishes in Guang Yun are quoted as "Aye Aye Aye". Yuan Zhen's Forty Rhymes on the Riverside: "Dogs scare chickens." [2] The sound or cry of a mouse biting. Su Shi's ode to the mouse: "There is sound in the sound."

② Sentence 14: Yi-Yi (sound: zhan 1 tan2 felt altar). Also known as "sandalwood". (1) the province name of Sanskrit Chandana. Namely sandalwood. Xuan Ying's "The Sound and Meaning of the Classics": "Tanna, a fragrant wood, has red, white and purple." Guan Xiu wrote in the poem "Tour of Jinhua Mountain Buddhist Temple": "There used to be bodhisattvas and monks in our land, and the Tangong Temple waterfall collapsed." Also known as Betula alnoides. Pi Rixiu's poem "Gu Yuan Temple" says: "The towel robs Beibei, and sandalwood is the bait." . ② refers to Stewartia of Theaceae.

(3) Sentence 17: Kuai-Kuai (positive 1 better to be better). Hair is messy. See Guangyun thirteen ploughs. Han Yu's "Zheng Shu Lian Sentence": "Yu Nu will still linger."

(4) The 32nd sentence: Very awkward-awkward (sound: 3 flashes). It shines brightly. Han Yu's poem "Oriental Half-Bright": "The moonlight shines, too white." Taibai, Venus.

⑤ Fifty-sixth sentence: Xu-Xu (sound: yi4). (1) Work hard. Poem Xiaoya Meaningless Rain: "Don't know me." Mao Chuan: "Hey, Lao Ye." ② Wear of instruments. Zhu's "Ding Sheng catwalk": "There is a saying in the Soviet Union today that things are rare."

6. The sixty-ninth sentence: Wu Ge (Gezhi)-Gezhi. (1) the governor's province name. ② The general designation of natural science departments such as acousto-optic electrification in the late Qing Dynasty. Lu Xun's Preface to Scream: "Only in this school did I know that there are so-called disciplines, mathematics, geography, history, painting and gymnastics in this world." 3 Style and interest. Ouyang Xiu's "Returning to the Field" Volume II: "Chang (Zhao Chang) flowers are vivid, but the brushwork is soft and vulgar, which is unique to the ancients."

⑦ The 80th sentence: 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 呲 Awkward. (1) the name of the ancient legend of god. On Mandarin and Zhou Yu: "The prosperity of business is second only to Pishan." (2) the name of the monster in ancient legends, often used as a metaphor for the wicked. Historical Records of the Five Emperors: "Zhuan Xu's family has no talent, can't teach, doesn't know what to say, and the world is called clumsy." (3) Records of the Historian Chu Ci. Mencius went to Li Lou: "Success is Jin, wandering Chu, Spring and Autumn is Lu, and one is also."

The best long couplets in the world.

【 Preface of Linjiang Tower Couplet in Jiangjin County 】

I can't understand the cause of the disaster, and it hurts when I touch it. The end of spring, I can search my heart, hoping not to miss my ears. With tears and ink, with bloody fingers, there are more than 1600 words, and I am tired of throwing them away, so I am full of words and absurd desires. Readers laugh at my shamelessness and should forgive my boredom. Hey!

-Gordon pai' ea chung-hoon's preface to the first long couplet in the world

[Notes on the Proposed Name of Linjiang Pagoda in Jiangjin County]

806 words on each side, one draft per day, and re-examination for seven or eight days. So I don't pick up any poems, but I'm worried about stagnation and don't want to start. It's just a slap in the face, and it takes a long time!

-Zhong Yun recorded the title "The First Long Lian in the World"

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[No.1 in the world] No.1 in Linjiang Tower, Jiangjin County]

When the land is urging the integration of Luzhou and Chongqing, it is connected with Yunnan-Guizhou, Tongzang and Weiguan, and it is lush and all turned into a painting city. Look at Ai Village in the south, the cowshed in the north, the cowshed in the west and the cowshed in the east, and the vegetation and clouds in the vertical and horizontal directions are all supplying Sao altar materials. The crooked buildings passed through the branches of Wei, Jin, Sui and Tang Dynasties, looked up at the scary dome market and the haunted house, and fell short, all thanks to the help of the demon group. Only when the golden mantis is consolidated can it be prevented from robbing the fire; Ye Fan's furnace hammer, beating blindly. Fame and fortune are not good, and luck is not good. How many of us are muddy and have no other shore? Those who climb stairs, feathers, teeth, fans, intermediaries, singers, walkers, angry wings, snatch, and those who like to make a dash for the door, wash away when the tide comes, but it is gathering. Tracing back to the source, it is easy to reveal a magnificent mind. Think about it, it's still awkward, and I'm not crazy enough to fight; Wu Chu has nothing to see, Russia has the crown of Wang Yang; Out of the cave in Jurassic, Russia has a ball map. It is said that Huang Xuan's magic is very strange. How can he be afraid? On the day of clanging, the court was full of money, and suddenly the gap turned and the valley was dripping. Out of self-protection, the tiger roared, and the public or officials only looked at dolphins, bears and geese, and each piece depended on the pale clappers. The guns are swept clean, the walls are brilliant, the sleepy bugs are paralyzed under the veil, the cunning mice are trapped in Taicang, and the awl is short of meat. How can it be crisp and fat? Stepping on the Phoenix Terrace, ravaging Nautilus Island, jumping off the Kirin Pavilion, kicking the toe of the boot slightly, and punching miserably. Screaming and screaming, flames flashing rouge tongue. Already! I pray to become a snake! Dirty and handsome, who resists adversity and is fierce? Set anger to fan its gas and correct its magic; Without teeth and claws, although Xu Anni is great, this world is not the first. So he went up and down quietly. He complained to the prison that he was kind to his father and mother and that he was clumsy and ignorant. Hu Kun's axis was broken and destroyed, and he was jealous of his descendants. He kept himself from coughing and laughing. He forced him to howl first, but he followed the scale of the board and made the thunder rude. The kindness of SDIC, SDIC, SDIC and Xu Nong belongs to Jia; Accompanied by shrimp, soaked in the haze, still gorgeous; The fragrant algae is boring and the iron plate is noisy; Listen to plum blossoms quickly, smart and graceful. Sparse twilight reeds, the world is separated by the Millennium. Hey, hey! The school ordered the parties to be embarrassed and directly detained Tulin; Through the wonderful purport, fish jumps and kites can be seen everywhere. I'm addicted to lust, and I can't fall in love with stupid women and stupid men. I hit the sky, so I can't hide my worries and worry people. Ignorant and complacent, smart and fierce, confused, ugly and bearded; The dirtier he is, the dirtier I am. Scold everyone, scold a monk, and inexplicably fall into the mud plow. Just look for this high match to pick up the stars, beauty is more than knots, bite some frost and swallow some snow, so that the interest is crystal clear, and the boat sails are attached, swaying and worrying about the eight poles. Listen, listen, listen. The village is sunny and seagulls are singing at night. It was our lively and leisurely sex. Sedentary, sedentary, muddy bones should be abandoned. When the pool rises and falls, pick up the secret of Tianjin juice and knead it until it is even, shrink it into short seedlings, make warm muntjac eggs, and suddenly change into a pair of pincers' eyes. Looking at it from a distance of 306 degrees, I am ignorant of the canal.

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"The First Long Couplet in the World" Part II "The Story of the Couplet of Linjiang Tower in Jiangjin County"

I am full of tears of love, and I am full of Shanghai. I am worried about the accumulation of squid, which killed Taidai. I am full of strange things. This is my heart tears. Read the silkworm to open the soil, Meng Liu to fake the symbol, write a pen, Ma Yang to write ink, and drain the merits of the article, thus selling the essence of the Ministry of Disabled Benefits. How to breed Gao, Kui, Qi and Ji by forcibly narrowing rivers and mountains? Bending over the sword stack, in addition to picking up skeletons, the cold island in the suburbs is thin and always mourns the witches and apes on the gorge island. So Wolong pounced and finally made way for the frog. Yin and Yang are caught in the net and are used to bullying hungry people. Heroes create time, right? Times make heroes? Why do you want to drift away when you encounter difficulties? I was involved in Sichuan, but I was confused, confused, anxious, bitter, turbulent, turbulent, wandering in Europe and Asia, in Austria and in Fiji. The emperor's state affairs make people stupid, while the Arab state affairs tempt people's wisdom, and I am eager to take advantage of this. Who cares if you can't stop pollution? Sighing is just five ways to hammer and chisel Cui Wei and brag? How much does it cost to organize benevolence and righteousness? Do you smoke and play and brag about your progress? How many heroes should have been born in the eventful background of Gangdise. In addition to the turbulent waves, it is still desolate, and it is difficult to find traces of Pangu. The projectile is expanding its territory. General beheaded, overwhelmed, Changhong wailed, followed by Yao and Shun. Li Qiong followed the track, the first Xue Rui added color to the hibiscus, the cuckoo landed on the thorn, and Emei showed fresh dry wood, taking felt cloth. The beauty mask is beautiful, the jackal fingers skillfully, the lion majestic, and the mouth flies slightly, which is shocking and overwhelming. Does it mean that poverty is better? It hurts! Yu 'an received a tribute from Shu? Rocks, like the rugged pride of Yu Zhong. It is Xiao's concave-convex shape that has long annoyed the officials in your city; Fake Rao Hong purple label, although stealing feet is still virtuous and Liu Hui, is poverty always poor? Ji slowly went to Quanguan privately and returned the body. He said that China is ethereal, Buddha is suitable for immortals, and rainbow and neon glow are better than darkness. Knowing that lead is fishy and tin is shameful has made Zhendan ashamed all over the world. He just unloaded his cell, worried about soup cakes, regretted the past and cried for reincarnation. Bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, I would like to shed my skin this time; Embryonic ants, built in the hall, are endless with the pope's society; Scorpion brain and liver fly, vertical arch to extract moths; Mosquito hair and snail horns, winking and touching the air; Little sandalwood, wives and concubines dream of red dust. Hey, hey! The way to do things is to miss the guests; A little miscellaneous, tut tut. Qiu Suo's grave is full of acid and vinegar. After guessing the riddle, he is smarter than me. The universe is too wide, the pupil and orbit are too narrow, and the spiritual soul is cultivated. I especially failed my parents' bow and caress, and what I got in return was his flesh and blood. Ups and downs, joy is added to joy, evil follows the cruel nine classics, and only lives for future generations. Take advantage of this sand to wash the marrow, clear the intestines, hey, point the moon, oh, point the wind, and worry about wine glasses, give poems, and tactics for a thousand years. Look, look, look, anvil knock, lotus paddle, but like a servant's sadness and drift. Don't panic. Don't panic. Expect that Wei Lan will hide his compassion and chat with the double-que ladder. I hope that Yin Tao will burst into tears until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, making him tired of his long nose, paying for turtle aojiang, and instructing him to keep the square pot round and round. Nearly120,000 years later, he will follow the trail and cultivate Linglong Gankun.

-Plant a boat called Linjiang Tower in Jiangjin, Sichuan (806+806= 16 12).

(The Longest Couplet in the World written by Zhong, a gifted scholar in Jiangjin, Sichuan in the late Qing Dynasty, * * * uses the word 16 12[ excluding the preface]. Originated in the 29th year of Guangxu in Qing Dynasty (1903), Cen Chunxuan, the governor of Sichuan, was transferred to Guangdong and Guangxi, and the water passed through Jiangjin, inviting Zhang Taijie and Zhong to visit Cen Yuzhou with poems. Wu Wenyuan, the new county magistrate, was stripped of his hat because of his case. Wu suspected that the two men had exposed their shortcomings, so they framed them in every way. First of all, Jiangjin's grain tax regulations are full of drawbacks. Zhang Taijie contacted the gentry to propose a correction bomb, and Zhong was among them. After winning the case but the case was not settled, the inspector sent staff to the county for review. Wu Sui took the opportunity to bribe the magistrate of Chongqing, sent Zhang and Zhong to Chengdu for "interrogation" and detained them in the detention center of the hospital for three years. In order to express his anger in his chest, Zhong wrote two long couplets, which, like the 60-year-old Shoulian, were both in prison. This couplet was carved from mahogany by Zhou Haoran, a contemporary calligrapher. It is now displayed in Changlian Pavilion, antique, solemn and elegant. )