Fortune Telling Collection - Zodiac Analysis - 20 19 Love Story of Picking Up Girls Special Super Warm Love Story

20 19 Love Story of Picking Up Girls Special Super Warm Love Story

1. Can you swim? No. Then you should study. Why? Because we are about to fall in love.

Put it in the warmest place in my heart, and then wait for you to love me quietly.

In fact, you have never tamed me. I just put away my fangs when I love you.

4. I still like you very much, like the last stroke left by the hairpin phoenix. Acacia becomes a disease.

You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why? Because I was so happy when I saw you.

6. Come on, hold your brother's hand and take you on a bicycle to wander the world!

In the future, I won't go unless you come. I won't wait for you to leave for the rest of my life.

8. At the moment when you are about to leave, my heart is still broken into fine powder, and the winter wind blows and fills the whole world.

9. I can't say I like you, but I can't say I love you, I just want to be with you forever.

10. When you are free, let me take you home.

1 1. If I never see you again, I wish you good morning, good afternoon and good night.

13. I want to talk to God about whether I can give you back or give you a ride with my half life.

14. Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, my soul is still wet. In the distance, the ocean is echoing. This is a port. I love you here.

15. The sense of security is not that you have to tell me all the passwords, but that even if you don't know all the passwords, I'm sure you won't make mistakes. The sense of security is not that you hold me and hug me when we quarrel, but that even in the cold war, I know you won't let me go. A sense of security means that I trust you wholeheartedly, and you can cherish my trust faithfully without reservation.

16. Being single-minded is not just liking someone for life, but being single-minded when you like someone.

17. There are always some amazing opportunities. For example, when I met you, I was still infatuated. Although I am silent, my heart is warm, and I have given everything for you. No matter how many years have passed, I still remember the road that made me clear at a glance.

18. You should be my favorite person in the world, so you like me a little.

19. Because of my ignorance, I have only one universal creed about the way of life: no regrets.

20. Some people are superficial, while others are happy ever after. One day you will meet someone as gorgeous as a rainbow. When you meet this person, you will feel that others are just floating clouds.

2 1. Do you believe that I have super powers? Are you stupid? I really have super powers. Stupid! My super power is: I like you very much!

22. No matter how good others are, they all belong to others. I am different. I am yours.

23. childhood friends are not you, and the seeds of love are not you. I only hope that the flowing water is you, the daily necessities are you, and the bald head is you.

24. There are many things in the world, but you are me, and I know it.

I used to like myself for more than 20 years until I met you, and I changed my mind.

I love you. The glacier I saw in the north was you, the aurora I pursued in the south was you, the prayer flags I wandered in the west were you, and the Buddhist scriptures I converted to in the east were you. I have never met you in the world, and life is not satisfactory.

Pick up hot chicks's Daily Love Story

1. The circle of friends you praised is called donuts.

In others' eyes, you are a devil, but in my heart, you are an angel.

Whether you care about me or not, I will still care about you.

Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

You don't have everything I like, but I like all your looks.

The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we might as well be together.

7. I woke up easily in the spring morning. How did you get along with my friends?

I miss you very much at the moment. Please take care of yourself for me.

9. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.

10. How can I just hug you?

1 1. I hope I can meet you.

12. Looking up, I found it was moonlight. Lower your head and kiss me.

13. Guess my blood type. You are my ideal type.

14. Guess what uniform I like. I'm subdued by you.

15. You flew into my heart like a jet plane.

16. You are a lovely boy, and so am I.

17. You are the joy of youth, and vice versa.

18. You are so cute that I won't pay you back when the wind blows into my arms.

19. That's very kind of you. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you.

20. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

2 1. Do you know what is the best wine? Forever and ever.

Please shut your mouth and I will kiss it at any time.

Can I be your boyfriend if your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time?

24. I hate you very much, and the remaining 990 points are used to miss you.

25. There are 100 sweet ways, eating sugar and cake, thinking of you 98 times! !

26. I have scolded you a hundred times in my heart, all because I love you.

27. You and I have nothing to talk about except love.

28. I want you to look at the first three words of my article.

I don't want you to think about it at all.

30. I'm a little afraid of you. Afraid you'll steal my heart.

3 1. I am willing to spend thousands of years waiting for you to smile like a warm sun in early spring.

I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and walk with you.

33. I don't like you very much if I have nothing to do.

Why don't you wear a hat when it snows? Because I want to grow old with you.

35. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

36. Think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me.

37. Opening your mouth is your name, and closing your eyes is your appearance.

38. Because of you, the world has become beautiful; Because of you, life is meaningful; Everything is sweet because of you.

Because I know I can't live without you, I will cherish it even more.

40. Because I like you, I have seen a world I have never seen before by your light.

4 1. If you don't understand anything, kiss me.

42. I didn't think life was short and sweet until I met you.

43. Me Before You didn't think about getting married, and he didn't think about anyone else after meeting you.

44. Since you appeared, I know that being loved is so beautiful.

45. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

46. Be my girlfriend. Yes, but no. I will think about it.

Pick up hot chicks's Perfect Love Story

1. In others' eyes, you are a devil, but in my heart, you are an angel.

Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we might as well be together.

I miss you very much at the moment. Please take care of yourself for me.

Tell you a long story, so I'll make a long story short. I miss you.

6. Have you ever seen a heartbeat? Do you know how I feel about you? Heartbeat.

7. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

8. Sister, do me a favor. My parents want a wife!

9. Can we further sublimate our revolutionary friendship?

10. Don't be sad, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you still have me.

1 1. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.

12. If you bother me again, you will marry me.

13. You are too young for me to fall in love with you.

14. When you are here, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours!

15. Do you know what I cherish most? This is the first word of this sentence.

16. Leave the miracle to others. I have you.

17. Life is not long. Don't get too close to cherish it. I just want to hold you tighter.

18. If I can have you, life will always be full of confidence.

19. If you like it, I like you. If you don't, I have a unrequited love. Would you?

20. If she breaks your heart, if she says goodbye, if she doesn't abandon me, I will run to you.

2 1. The two warmest words in the world are goodnight from your mouth.

22. The most romantic and selfish words in the world are: You are mine alone.

23. Who allowed you to be so beautiful?

24. The breeze blows gently, and I like you very much.

25. I can't and will never get tired of you.

26. My cat has thick fur. Can you take care of it for me?

27. There is something wrong with my mobile phone. What's the problem? Your phone number is not in it.

28. How can I let others bully people I can't bear to bully?

29. I never seemed to know what love was until I met you.

30. My cat and I miss you very much, but I don't have a cat or you.

3 1. I may have missed your past, but I hope you will not miss my future.

I knew you would come, so I waited.

33. I am actually a very dutiful bad person. For example, about loving you, I have only calculated you in my life.

34. When I met you before school started, I thought I wouldn't miss you.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

36. The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom is courage.

37. Meeting you is my most beautiful encounter.

38. When I met you, I fell asleep and never wanted to wake up again.

Meeting you is my biggest surprise.

40. May you lose your life or come to me.

4 1. Tired, bitter and painful again, just to make you like me.

42. You came to my side in the spring breeze, and we spent every season of our lives together.

43. After knowing you, I found that I can be so willing to pay.

44. Meeting you in my lifetime is all my luck.

45. Everything here is fine except you.

46. Only those who have lived with themselves for too long will yearn for love and be qualified to have love.

47. Even if I choose in the world, I still choose you.

The picture shows the love story of picking up girls.

Pick up hot chicks's love story with local flavor Part I;

Going to a 24-hour convenience store in the middle of the night, the salesgirl looked sad.

Me: You don't like the Alps. Oh, what a pity.

Shop assistant: What does it matter?

Yes, it doesn't matter to me whether you laugh or not, but you are really nice. Too bad you don't laugh.

Buying Guandong cooking in the street, the stall owner has a lovely high school student daughter as a helper.

I spilled it when I poured the soup, so I quickly took out the paper: it's not hot, is it?

But wiped it for her: I don't care, but your white and tender hands are definitely not hot.

The barmaid asked, "What would you like to drink today?"

Me: I want to drink you today.

Bar owner: Why do you flirt with everyone?

Me: Nonsense, I have never molested you. This is all your dream.

Outside our business park, a group of strange female employees from other companies passed by.

I said wait, and then take out a bunch of hydrogen balloons.

They: Why did you send us balloons?

Me: This is a hydrogen balloon, because you make me feel fresh.

The new female colleague applied for the job, and the female boss let me in.

Me: Do you usually read books? What is the latest book?

She: Borges's poem My loneliness is a garden, but I don't quite understand it.

Me: It's normal that you don't understand his loneliness, because you make me feel sunshine at first sight.

Later, she sat next to me and wrote: Did you just peek at my writing progress? Don't look, it's very bad.

Me: What's interesting about your manuscript? You look good.

On the fifth day of work, she made me breakfast and cooked lotus seed porridge.

She: Is it delicious?

I shook my head.

She said nervously, I tried it and thought it was ok.

Me: That's strange. I think you added a lot of sugar.

She: No.

Me: Silly, aren't you the incomparable candy?

Play games with the female boss. She wants coke.

I opened the pull ring and handed it to you: the ring is for you.

She: Can I have my salary card, too?

Me: Everyone is yours.

She: You told hr it was invalid.

Me: Why do you think I'm here because I have a chance to help you with it?

She: Simple, don't be so routine.

Me: Then I will simply say that I like you.

She silently put down the game machine and gave up. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Then booss, a woman, told hr (also a woman) and brought it up when docking work problems.

Boss, did she buy you a drink?

Me: I drank a can.

She: So restrained?

Me: Not really. Without you, wine is not as good as yours.

She was so numb to these mouths that she immediately found a loophole.

Are you objectifying women? Completely independent and unequal.

Me: I don't feel wronged by your understanding. You are like wine, rich and intoxicating.

She: Do you know that if you want a man, you will be beaten to death by a woman?

My daughter. Self-evaluation is slightly different from others' cognition: if I were a man, I would definitely die under a woman's skirt.

Pick up hot chicks's love story with local flavor Part II;

Baby, you can lend me 13.

All right.

(Then the other party transfers money to you 13 yuan)

(Then you transfer 14 yuan to the other party)

You lend it to me for life, and I'll pay you back.

I accidentally cut my hand today, so I will draw one for you. Why? So we are a couple.

Why do I think you are strange today? What's so strange about it? Very cute

If you don't understand anything, kiss me.

There are two kinds of people in the world, good people and bad people, and you are neither. You are mine.

Peggy piggy, I deserve you.

I don't miss you at all. I'll think about it at half past one.

You don't seem to know me. I spent the rest of my life learning about myself.

We will all lose this short life in the end. You might as well be bold, love someone, climb a mountain and pursue a dream.

The love line, lifeline and career line in my hand are all spelled out by your name.

I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit my husband in the chest.

What are the names of all the spinning things on the playground? Rotating A Mu ~

The spring breeze is 10 mile, 50 miles and 100 mile, and the length at the bottom of the sea is 800 meters. Two pieces of Wan Li Dove chocolate, vanilla flavor, eight-up cocoa brownies, durian jackfruit cheese, corn kernels, chicken juice, mashed potatoes, black pepper, beef tenderloin, braised spicy chicken, braised pork ribs and fish in soy sauce are not as good as you.

How many times have I told you, it's no use complaining. Give me a hug.

Pick up hot chicks's Love Story with Local Flavor Part III;

Can I add pudding to milk tea? Of course. Can I add pearls? Of course. Can I add anything? That's right. Then add a WeChat.

What do you like best? First meeting, young, lucky to meet. Can you be specific? Slowly, the words become boring. Can you be more specific? I like you. No one can touch you.

Do I like sunny days or cloudy days? Sunny, wrong, I like having you every day.

Have you gained weight again recently?

No. Why do you say that?

Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

It's so cold, do you know how to keep warm?

I don't know

I don't know, but I know how to marry you.

What do you belong to?

I am a dog.

Stop lying, you belong to me.

What constellation are you?

I made it for you.

I'll give you a car.

What car?

The old man pushed the car.

Do you like candy?

I like it. Why?

Then I will give you my deoxyribose.

Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

History.

No, you showed up.

How does an amusement park with music spin?

Trojan horse.

A Mu.

I'm a little short of money recently. Can you lend it to me?

Borrow money? of course

It's your hand.

Pick up hot chicks's Love Story with Local Flavor Part IV;

What do you like to drink sweet? Sugar-free, semi-sugar or whole sugar?

sugar-free

Then guess what sweetness I like?

Half sugar?

No, it's your breasts

You are like a game.

What game?

My world; Minecraft;?my?world

Guess what constellation I am.

Taurus?

No, this is tailor-made for you.

Do you know why crows like camels?

know nothing at all

I don't know, just like I like you for no reason.

Do you know why I have a cold?

Have you caught a cold?

Because I have no resistance to you.

Sir, the sea is boundless, and then it was me.

Cute is not a long-term solution, lovely me is a long-term solution.

I hope the passing wind will turn around and hug you.

You are the best. If there is someone better than you, I will pretend not to see it.

I don't miss you at all. I'll think about it at half past one.

I want to buy a piece of land from you.

What land?

My unfailing loyalty to you

It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou.

Why don't you chat with me?

Either you die or I die today.

You are so cute, I love you so much.

I'll give you a remark about a line, because you love a line when you make a line.

It's no use complaining. Give me a hug.

Peggy piggy, you deserve me.

You know what my weakness is? This is your weakness.

Fortunately, I miss you silently, for fear that you will be deafening.

I want to go up with you.

My little girl is incompetent, but she can't slap her lover. Please forgive me.

What kind of meat do you like, beef, pork or mutton? I see. This must be my pride.

I don't like you very much.

Fallen leaves come back to me, I belong to you.

What is the next sentence of Yunxiangyi?

Huaxiangrong

No, I miss you.

Guess where my heart is?

left

Wrong, on your side.

See the world, just to meet you.

May I call you you?

why

Because then I can take you to heart.

If someone chases you, I will trip her/him.

When you barbecue, what do you bake first?

Barbecue first.

I will consider you first.

What's your blood type? You are my ideal type.

I can't avoid you after the first day.

You know who I like? I don't know, just look at the first word.

A broom can sweep the floor, so what can a mobile phone do?

You can scan my QR code.

Girl, I am as sure as a gun. I just need a kiss.

Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.