The most accurate constellation description: Leo people seem to be strong, but they will be injured when they are hit by a car.

Recently, I saw some descriptions about constellations on the Internet, which were very accurate and made me believe in constellations again.

Leo girls seem strong, but they will get hurt when they are hit by a car.

Cancer people look enthusiastic, and dead bodies will be cold.

Sagittarius people seem to be careless and take off their clothes when taking a shower.

Capricorn looks very stable, and he will still panic if you take out a machete.

Aquarius seems to be rebellious, and he still wants money.

Taurus people seem to be very stingy and will still pay the bill after dinner.

Scorpio people are very sensitive, even if they just cut their hair short, it means that her hair will be shorter.

Gemini boys are really careful. He knew what his girlfriend wanted as soon as he asked.

Virgo girls look picky, but if you give her a Ferrari, she doesn't care what color it is.

Libra people look elegant and dance when they touch wires.

Aries men are very nervous and have never experienced the terrible dysmenorrhea.

Although these are just nonsense jokes, the meaningless nonsense and deceptive nonsense used to satirize the constellation are still very appropriate, at least it can make people laugh.

All the jokes above are "contradictory" techniques.

And "Do you want to pack or take away?" The principle of "What's your name in Daniel Wu" and "There are two trees in front of my house, one is jujube, the other is jujube" is the same.

Contrary to the latter, the foregoing leads to illogical and sharp contrast, which will achieve unexpected results and easily break expectations and create jokes.

These are very simple, there is nothing to say, today I want to talk about constellations, and this topic is actually very interesting.

There is a Barnum effect in psychology, that is to say, it is easy for people to believe in a general and universal description of personality and think that these words are themselves, which are particularly accurate, even if they are meaningless bullshit.

For example, this passage: people in XX block often demand a lot of themselves, but they are tolerant of others, so they live a very tired life.

Although this defect, there are still ways to make up for it when there are problems.

Although it seems tough and harsh, in fact, the heart is always uneasy and worried.

I often question whether I have done the right thing and made the right decision.

Sometimes outgoing, friendly and full of sociality, sometimes introverted, cautious and silent.

Sometimes it is always too idealistic, and some ambitions are unrealistic.

Do you feel that most of them are quite in line with your own personality characteristics?

In fact, as early as 1948, psychologist Fowler did this experiment. He took several constellations to make up a paragraph and asked the students to see if it matched.

Out of 5, the average score of students after the test is 4.26, which shows that most people think this improvisation is in line with their own characteristics.

These qualities mentioned above are suitable for anyone. For example, introverts and extroverts, most introverts are extroverts when playing with familiar people. Most extroverts will also meet people and situations that make them introverted.

Then the above sentence "Sometimes outgoing and friendly, full of social interaction, sometimes introverted and cautious." If it is, it is meaningless nonsense.

Just talk about whether there are introverted or extroverted qualities, not how many are fooling people.

You can at least describe the proportion of introversion and extroversion. At least tell me whether this constellation is extroverted or introverted.

Just talking about whether there is poison, not talking about dosage is playing hooligans. Tomatoes contain a natural toxin called lycopene, and adults will be poisoned if they eat too much.

How many tomatoes will be poisoned?

Um ... about four tons.

It died before it was poisoned.

This is the absurdity of the constellation.

In fact, what is even more ridiculous is human nature. If we want to believe something, you can collect all kinds of evidence to support your judgment. Similarly, if you don't want to believe anything, you can find all kinds of evidence.

For example, if you really want to start a business, you know that the failure rate of starting a business is extremely high, but you will find all kinds of evidence to prove that your judgment is right, and your business will be successful.

But in fact, many successful bosses admit that his entrepreneurial success is lucky.

For example, if you like someone and he doesn't like you, if you don't want to face this reality, you can lie to yourself and say that you will catch up later. When others smile at you, you will feel that you have a chance, and you have even thought about how many children you want with each other.

Many people who have been hurt by love rat love rat don't know how bad the other person is, but she is willing to believe that the other person will change, so no matter how many facts you show her, you can't convince her.

There is also a so-called flattery effect in psychology, that is, most people are more willing to believe that they are more positive and positive.

For example, the constellation description says that you are a strong person, a person who knows how to think independently, a person who is strict with himself, an idealist and so on. ......

In the eyes of ordinary people, this description is great and right. This is me.

But he is such a tough guy that you won't talk about it where you will go. I was beaten several times by the iron fist of the society, and the jar was broken. This is considered difficult.

What kind of people generally believe in these illogical mysticism, that is, astrology, fortune telling, palm reading and religion.

People who can't control reality are most likely to believe these things.

If a person wants to make a fortune by doing business, eat and drink if he wants, chase whoever he wants, be healthy and have a harmonious family, then he must feel that the real world is very happy and beautiful.

The enjoyment brought by these delicious food, wine and beautiful women is too cool to give up. He is unlikely to open up these things, so he tends to materialism and thinks that the real world is real.

A person who studies hard does not get good grades. Hard work, little money, and frequent scolding. Making some money to start a business fails, friends turn against each other, family members still don't understand, and all kinds of cynicism. It happened that I was terminally ill at this time. How do you let him know the world?

He is like this. If he doesn't care or feel pain, then he is a fool. Therefore, people who have a bad life are most likely to be optimistic about something and tend to be idealistic.

Although I can't grasp the real world, I can grasp my own spiritual world by myself. The pain experienced in reality, it is good to go to heaven after death. Such people can easily choose to believe in religion and mysticism.

Then why are some local tyrants and stars superstitious? Aren't they rich?

Because when young, those who look smarter, more beautiful, harder and have better family conditions than him will be inferior to themselves after middle age and will easily believe in fate.

Although they work hard, they don't know why they are more successful than others. He was a little panicked, so he had to look for answers from mysticism and seek peace and liberation of mind.

There are still some words that are too ugly, so I won't say much for fear of being blocked. I used to write about religion, but I was blocked.

Finally, Fitzgerald's famous saying, "A person can keep two opposite ideas at the same time and act normally, which is a sign of first-class wisdom."

For example, you don't believe in constellations, but this doesn't prevent you from understanding constellations and chasing girls.

For example, you don't believe in Chinese medicine, but this doesn't prevent you from investing in Chinese medicine to earn some money.

You don't believe in mysticism, but it doesn't prevent you from understanding what's inside, which broadens your knowledge and makes you have more topics when you interact with people.