What constellation is the most hairy man?

"Turtle hair" originated from Minnan dialect, which originally meant thick green hair growing on the back of a turtle. A "turtle-haired man" refers to a person who thinks things over and over and never makes up his mind. This can't be done, and that's not good. Even if Gui Maonan makes a decision as quickly as an ox, everyone can have afternoon tea before listening to his decision. There is no spring in Guimao's dictionary, and there will always be nothing on his face. Women who like them all live on Mars! Even if you have stunning beauty, you are still as pure as jade, and I will never move. They will never be impotent, but they can't lift their spirits-amnesia when they should confess, spitting when they should kiss, anemia when they should be congested, and peeing when they should go to bed. Guimao man is not a turtle, but the turtle is amazing and invincible wherever he goes! Most importantly, they usually have a pair of disabled eyes and bloody tenderness! Taurus: It's still turtle hair. Make a decision as fast as an ox. You can listen to his decision after afternoon tea. Gemini: Where do I get turtle hair? I just think this one will be ready soon, and that one will be ready soon. Cancer: Please don't interfere with his turtle hair. Leo: It would be amazing if you didn't have a turtle. Turtles are invincible wherever they go. Adhere to the turtle pie, if you want a turtle, you must be the most turtle! Virgo: The God of Turtle Hair deserves everyone's praise. Please bow to him. As long as he wants turtle hair, if the people around him are not foaming at the mouth, that person must be a Virgo. Libra: I like to weigh turtles and fur separately. You must weigh them first before you can stop the fur of turtles. Scorpio: He really doesn't have turtle hair. He has absolutely no turtle hair! Sagittarius: turtle hair! Me? Don't be silly! Capricorn: Once every ten years. So please forgive him when he is hairy. According to passers-by, Capricorn people do not lose their virginity! Aquarius: He likes small things, but he will soon hate himself. Pisces: After turtle hair, it is second only to virgins. I like the little things about life best, and I like the little things that are completely irrelevant, which seriously tests the ability of relatives and friends around me to resist turtle hair. Message: treat men with garbage classification, and men with turtle hair should be carefully screened. Gui Maonan's words are blurred and his spirit is melancholy, and he is easily attracted by amorous girls with romantic fantasies and psychological sensitivity. Wherever the tortoise goes, it is either dead or hurt. If you are not beautiful, don't touch the clouds. So please be alert if you don't meet, hide away if you don't get stuck, pull away if you get stuck, sing "Please be happier than me" and wave goodbye to the ghost cat!