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What constellation are you?

What kind of horoscope are you? The knowledge of constellations is endless. This constellation was introduced to China from abroad. Constellation largely determines people's personality and behavior habits, so it is a good choice to chat with girls about constellations. Let's share some funny jokes and related information about what constellation you are.

What constellation are you? 1 m: guess what constellation I am? Woman: Aries? M: No, it's tailored for you.

Man: "Do you know what constellation I am?" Woman: "Scorpio?" Man: "No, I made it specially for you."

M: Your eyes are so beautiful that I can tell what constellation you are. W: What constellation? Male: Andromeda.

I am a cowherd and you are a weaver girl. We are made for each other.

Never mind what constellation I am, I love you forever.

W: What constellation do you belong to? Man: I belong to you.

Man: Can you guess what constellation I am? W: I don't know. Man: I will do anything for you.

Love story of routine boy

1. What constellation are you? You are tailor-made for me.

2. Your face is a bit handsome.

Maybe the only highlight of my life is meeting you, as if I met more people later, all to tell me how good you are.

Boil the stars into syrup, dip them in your good night, and then stutter.

What constellation are you? 2 What is your constellation routine?

First, Capricorn tantalizing routine:

1, female: Do you miss me? ,

Do you want me to miss you?

2. Female: I have a boyfriend.

Man: I won't rob your boyfriend.

3. Woman: Are you so poor that you are qualified to chase me?

Man: That's why I have to work hard to make money before I can go whoring.

Second, Scorpio sultry routine:

1, m: God is so cruel to me.

Woman: Huh?

Man: Let me meet you today.

M: I will come true one day.

W: What do you do?

Man: You can kiss your life as soon as you turn over.

3. "I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early." "But the best state is that we sleep together."

Third, Leo's sultry routine:

1, M: I have a good eye for people.

Woman: Really? Then see what kind of person I am.

Man: You are the one I love.

2.m: Teach you how to live happily every day.

W: Why?

First of all, it must be me.

You are perfect except for one shortcoming.

W: What shortcomings?

Man: I'm missing.

Fourth, Gemini sultry routine:

1, m: You are a little different today.

Woman: What?

M: The eye makeup on the left side is a little crooked.

2. M: Seeing your circle of friends is not quite what I expected.

W: What's the difference?

Man: I thought it was a quiet beauty, who knows. . .

Woman: What?

Man: Who knew this was a joke?

Woman: Haha, you found out.

3. "Give me a fulcrum."

"Shake your heart."

Five, Virgo sultry routine:

1, "Why did you touch my things?"

"What have I done to you?"

"You touched my heart."

2. "See you next time"

"I want to hug you in the name of long time no see."

You must be very tired today.

Woman: Well, I'm exhausted.

Because you've been running around in my head all day.

Six, Aries tantalizing routine:

M: I'm looking at my childhood photos.

Woman: Send it over and have a look.

Man: (There is a picture of little JJ on the body) Are you sure you want to see it?

Woman: Haha, so cute.

M: I is cuter when I grow up (shy expression). Do you want to compare it?

Woman: Haha

2. "Your lips are cracked."

"Well, I didn't bring my lip balm today."

"I have something in my mouth, I don't care about you!"

3. "The way you smile."

"It's like a ripe watermelon cracking."

Seven, Sagittarius sultry routine:

1, "I have the ability to predict the future."

"Can you predict anything?"

"Would you like to be my girlfriend?"

"I don't want to."

"You see, I knew it."

2. "They just want to sleep with you."

"I just want to warm you up."

3. "Why are you targeting me so much?"

"Do you want to sleep with me?"

Eight, Libra sultry routine:

1, "Why don't rabbits eat grass beside their nests?"

"Because I've just had enough."

I can't tell you where you are.

"But there is still no hope."

"I came across mountains and mountains to see you."

"Just to hear your shortness of breath in my ear."

Nine, Cancer sultry routine:

1, "I don't want to be an episode in your life"

"Want to be the theme song of your life"

You smile like someone.

Woman: Like who?

My fiancee.

3. "I used to have many girlfriends."

"But you are the first person I want to marry."

Ten, Pisces sultry routine:

1, "I don't want to stand behind you after today."

"I want to stand by you."

2. "If someone asks me about my concerns."

"I dare not say your name."

3. "Tell me about your love story."

"Well ... my love story."

"It's all you."

Eleven, Aquarius provocative routines:

1, "The sky is blue"

"The sun is round"

"I wish you were mine."

2. "Sing an endless song."

"Love your notes are rippling."

3. "The most beautiful morning I have ever seen is five o'clock in the morning, and the sun shines on your sleeping face."

Twelve, Taurus sultry routine:

1, "Hello, may I ask?"

"Excuse me, can I bother you all your life?"

2. "Come with me at night."

"I want to take this opportunity to hug you.