In 2022, it is recommended to say the love words to men.

Vulgar love story for men 2022- 1. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

2. "I miss you" how much I miss "the kind I have to kiss to solve"

3. Confucius said, "Look before you leap." 1…2…3… I like you.

It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.

It's a little hard to say and a little melodramatic, but I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.

6. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

7. "Can I say good night to your face?" Of course. "Say it first."

8. It's you who blushes, it's you who beats, and all the love and likes are you.

9. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever

10. Whether to eat barbecue first is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.

1 1. "I just want to be a person after meeting you" "a person"

12. "I'm so sleepy. Did you go to be a thief last night?" "Yes, steal your heart."

13. "If I am Linger, what are you?" What? "You are Tinker Bell because Linger wants Tinker Bell."

14. I am too kind. Why? Because my heart is full of you.

15. My life is bohemian and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you with the rest of my life.

16. Can you protect me like your brother? I can give you my sister.

17. "I lost sleep last night" "What's the matter?" "I've been thinking about you all night."

18. I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone.

19. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will find that I have caught you.

20. How to solve the problem? Only hug you.

Vulgar love story for men 2022 2 1. "I think you look like one of my relatives." "who?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."

22. What's so important about you? You are very important. I'm not with you. You are in my heart.

23. I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.

24. "I think I'm selfish." "Where's selfish?" "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance."

25. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

26. Falling in love with you at first sight is the most beautiful encounter in my life. Making a promise with you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.

27. "I can't seem to find my way." "Where are you going?" "How can I touch your heart?"

28. I want to arrest you for murder.

29. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? This is your fault.

30. Remember that I miss you explosively when I look for you, and I miss you when I don't.

3 1. "Do you know what you can get by drilling wood?" Fire "no, marry you"

32. What time is it? Come on. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

I don't know how to take care of you in winter.

34. "I, I like a person" and then "then he sent me one and then"

Write your name on the cigarette and suck it into your lungs so that it can be closest to my heart.

36. "Do you know what best represents me?" "What?" "The compass? Do you know why? " "Why?" "Because the compass can only draw a circle, its heart has not changed, just as I won't change my heart for you."

37. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance and live a poetic life with you from now on.

38. May on earth means thinking of you day and night.

39. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?

40. I thought those stars were beautiful, too, until I accidentally saw your eyes.

Men's tacky love story 2022 3 4 1. Do you like drinking water? Yes, so you already like my 70%.

42. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.

43. "Do you know which god I like best?" "Your eyes"

44. "Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." "Staring at you."

45. I want to be a tree and plant it in your hand.

46. I have a small wish. There are only four words: I will have you all my life. -Ye Ye Fei's "National Husband Brought Home: Stealing Kisses 55 Times"

I don't know when it started. Finding you in the crowd at a glance has become the best thing for me. Where I miss you, I can see you.

48. "I just want one thing from my boyfriend" and "It must be you"

49. I spent the first half of my life wandering and the second half cooking soup for you.

50. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

5 1. childhood friends are not you, and the seeds of love are not you. I only hope that the flowing water is you, the daily necessities are you, and the bald head is you.

52. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? I love you from your mouth.

53. I recently learned a new skill, fortune telling. Let me count by hand. You don't need me in your life.

54. "Do you know how many people are in my world?" I don't know. "Of course, you are the only one."

55. Don't you feel tired? You have run in my world several times.

56. "The box containing the ring is called the ring box. Do you know what it is called? " "What?" "A match made in heaven."

57. Are you so curtilage? No. Yes, you have never moved in my heart.

58. "I love you. I love you. "

59. "I can judge people accurately." And see what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."

60. For people like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!

2022 New Year's Eve Country Love Story

2022 New Year's Eve Love Story 1 1. What time is it now? It's ten o'clock. No, this is the starting point of my happiness.

2. "I am kind!" "Why?" "Because my heart is full of you."

3. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?

4. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

5. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

6. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

7. "Do you know the difference between you and a mouse?" "What's the difference?" "It lives in a cave, and you live in my heart."

I want to borrow a future from you and repay it with all my warmth and love.

9. "Do you know which god I like best?" "Your eyes"

10. "Are you tired?" "No." "But you've been running around in my head all day."

1 1. What's wrong with "I feel so stuffy in my chest"? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart."

12. I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.

13. I thought those stars were beautiful, too, until I accidentally saw your eyes.

14. My mother said that when I grow up, I will marry you.

15. I want to hug you through my mobile phone, not miss you with my mobile phone. I want to have you every morning and evening, not you in the photo. Love story Qian Qian never, it is better to be with you.

16. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

17. I have nothing of value at home. I'm the only one who can get it. You don't have to pay it back if I give it to you generously.

18. I want to ask a way, the way to your heart.

19. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why is my heart getting heavier and heavier?"

20. From now on, I can only call you you because you are in my heart.

2 1. You are wind, I am sand, you are Hami, I am melon, you are toothpaste, I am brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

22. "If I am the devil of hell" and "I am also a naughty boy who loves you"

23. "Do you know when food tastes best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."

24. I said that I don't love you, which is a lie; I lied when I said I didn't care; I told myself that I would never have feelings for you again, which is also a lie.

25. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

26. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you and buy your unwavering heart.

I like you very much yesterday, I like you very much today, and I have a hunch that I will like you very much tomorrow.

28. Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

29. Confucius said, "Look before you leap." 1…2…3… I like you.

30. Your circle of friends is called donuts.

3 1. There is no forest in my heart. Would you like to be the only sand sculpture on my beach?

32. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.

If you don't want to leave home, I will make peace for you. If you don't want to get married, I will set foot in Wan Li for you.

34. "Shall we go for a drink?" "What wine to drink" and "Our wedding"

35. The rest of my life is all about you, and hundreds of millions of stars are not enough.

36. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

37. "Your eyes are so beautiful that I can see what constellation you are." What constellation? Andromeda

38. "I get dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."

39. My greatest weakness is yours.

40. "Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." "Staring at you."

You know, I'm afraid to move now because I'm afraid I'll fall into the swamp of loving you.

42. You are the joy of youth and vice versa.

43. "If you hold hands with girls, do you prefer to hold your left hand or your right hand?" "Left hand." "Here, left hand, let me hold it for you."

44. There are 100 ways to eat and miss you 98 times a day.

45. Do you smell burning? That's my burning heart for you.

Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

47. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life. Otherwise, how can I bubble with joy as soon as I see you?

48. Do you know how to eat the best steak? Let me feed you.

49. "I lost sleep last night." "What's the matter?" "I've been thinking about you all night."

50. I am too kind. Why? Because my heart is full of you.

5 1. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see ... hug you.

52. What's your blood type? Type a. No, this is my ideal type.

53. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" What? "The Tang Priest wants to learn from the scriptures, and I want to marry you."

54. "Let me tell you a story." "You said" "It's a long story, I'll make a long story short. I miss you. "

55. I am stubborn by nature, with clear love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of you, so I like you, not on impulse, nor because I have different views.

56. It's good to see the world and meet you.

57. What happened to "Come and help me"? What happened? "I am trapped in a world that loves you."

58. Change your life with my three fireworks.

59. Do you want to eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.

60. "Do you know what I want to do?" I don't know. "Your husband, of course."

2022 episode of provocative and earthy love story

2022 episodes of provocative love stories (1) 1. "I just want to be a person after meeting you" and "a person"

2. I am a vulgar person. I regard mountains as mountains and the sea as the sea. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, and the river tide began to surge.

I'm going to find Duan and you.

I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I will bubble at the sight of you in my life.

5. "My blood sugar is low, please tell me something sweet."

6. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

7. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

8. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

9. I like that you can't withdraw after copying for two minutes.

10. "Hey, give me your hand" Why? "I want to hold my girlfriend's hand"

1 1. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, now you have it."

12. Do you know? We all have too many. ""how much is it? " "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated. "

13. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"

14. Do you know? You've been acting strange and beautiful recently.

15. "I always feel that one head is not enough." What happened? "It's not enough to fry chicken every day and miss you ~"

16. "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village."

17. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

18. Even if life is not that easy, I still want to put you in the future, be happy all my life and stay away from the secular world.

19. "I want to borrow a cup from you." Why borrow a cup? "Because I want to borrow yours (for life)"

20. "You must have failed." "Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?"

2022 coquettish love stories (part two) 2 1. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"

22. Have you gained weight again recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

23. There are three ways to be sweet: eat sugar, eat cake and miss you every day.

24. Do you smell anything? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?

25. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I will marry you.

26. "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"

27. "Our friendship is over, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, and I only like you." "Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. "

28. "I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you." "Why?" "Because every time I see something good, I want to give it to you ~"

29. I feel a little sick. Come and see me. I need a cardiologist.

30. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

3 1. "Are you good at holding dolls?" "No" "Then how did you catch my heart?"

32. Did you ask about the smell of burning? That's my heart burning.

I never envied anyone when you were with me.

34. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.

35. I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.

36. Girl, I am as sure as a gun. I just need a kiss from you.

37. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.

38. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Take a closer look. " "Really not" "Yes, I have eyes for you."

39. You are from China and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.

I always forget to tell you how lucky I am to meet you. I want to hold your hand and propose a toast to all the guests one day.

2022 (3) 4 1. I like Ili Qiaolezi so much, just because that sentence likes you, which makes no sense.

42. I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

43. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.

44. "People think I stayed up late" and then what? "Actually, I was thinking about you."

45. "Shh, listen." "Listen to what?" "My heart beats for you."

46. "Do you know which god I like best?" "Your eyes"

47. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"

48. Guess what my horoscope is? Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.

49. My love for you has never been compromised. Every day that I love you deserves my serious attention.

50. Right away = like you

5 1. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I have been idle and miss you ~!"

52. How to solve your worries? Only hug you.

53. "Since you have messed up my heart, when are you going to mess up my bed?"

54. Time is the medium and youth is employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.

55. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

56. Do you know what I like to eat? Looking at you stupidly.

57. "I think our friendship can only last until today." Why? "Let's talk about love next."

58. "Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it. " "I have finished your red envelope, but remember to give it back to me every day."

59. If I knew, I would give you candy, but you made trouble in my heart.

60. "I count my fingers, and you lack me in five elements." "I am an attractive man, and you are also attractive."

2022 Humorous Connotations with Earthy Flavor

Humor connotes tacky love stories 1 1. Don't let me see you again, otherwise, I will like you once when I see you.

2. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

3. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.

4. "If people have tails, it's a bit embarrassing to say so. Because when I'm with you, I think I can't help wagging my tail. "

I don't miss you at all, and I will miss you at half past one.

6. Time is the medium and youth is employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.

7. "What do you want for lunch?" I don't know. "I know, you should call it a boyfriend."

8. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

9. I like that you can't withdraw after copying for two minutes.

10. "Do you like me?" Find the repeated words in this sentence.

1 1. Write your name on the cigarette and suck it into your lungs so that it can be closest to my heart.

12. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will find that I have caught you.

13. Only those who have lived with themselves for too long will be eager for love and be eligible for love.

14. Let's slowly become each other's Mr. Right and walk hand in hand through our spring, summer, autumn and winter.

15. You are so insidious that you secretly like me.

16. I still want to be like you, like eating spicy strips when I was a child and never looking at the date.

17. "Everyone says I have three incorrect views." "ah? Why? " "Well, it's all good for you."

18. "I dare not miss you easily at night" Why? "Because I am afraid of staying up all night if I am not careful."

19. Do you want to try a new strawberry lipstick?

20. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.

Humorous connotation love story 2 2 1. I have no future, so I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.

22. It is sweet near Zhu Zhechi.

23. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.

24. "Hey, do you know what it feels like to have the wind pouring into your chest?" "No, I don't know, because it was you who came in."

25. "Do you know what best represents me?" "What?" "The compass? Do you know why? " "Why?" "Because the compass can only draw a circle, its heart has not changed, just as I won't change my heart for you."

26. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

27. "Do you know why I have a cold?" "Because you have a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

28. "Can I carry you?" "Why do you want to carry me?" "Because you are all I have."

29. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. " "What?" "I like you very much."

30. It's a little hard to say and a little melodramatic, but I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.

3 1. "Do I look like someone with asthma to you?" Don't you like it? "But why does my heart beat faster every time I see you?"

32. "If you hold hands with girls, do you prefer to hold your left hand or your right hand?" "Left hand." "Here, left hand, let me hold it for you."

33. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

34. "Maybe I'm a bad person"? "But I just need you to kiss me and I'll get better."

35. I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unwavering heart.

36. How much I like you, maybe I can't describe it myself, just like you are the moon, I am the star, and all the stars in the sky are just for you.

37. "Life belongs to life, ideals to ideals, and reality to reality." What are you talking about? "I want to say that you are mine."

38. I woke up easily this morning in spring. How was my date?

39. "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart"

40. "I suspect you are a carbonated drink." "Why?" "Because as soon as I saw you, I was bubbling happily."

2022 humorous connotation love story 3 4 1. If you go to a place, there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.

42. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.

43. The sky is blue and the sun is round. I hope you are mine.

44. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? This is your fault.

45. "Wow, why is it so hot?" Because my passion for loving you has never waned.

46. "You are in my heart", huh? "No more, no less, 86,400 seconds a day."

47. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you and buy your unwavering heart.

48. "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village."

49. Don't complain, give me a hug.

I am full of love for you, but I don't say a word. If you know, you will know. I don't know, forget it. Love in the mouth is less than one thousandth of that in the heart.

5 1. Do you know what you look like? (What person? ) My woman

52. "shout Do you know what I'm doing? " Blow and I care about you

53. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

54. If love is a desperate effort, then obviously, the other person will not care too much about your feelings. Because a person who cares about you doesn't want you to get any harm. Therefore, the more you sacrifice for love, the less the other person loves you. Of course, blindly loving others is very tiring. And the feeling of being truly loved is actually being loved.

55. "If I am the devil of hell" and "I am also a naughty boy who loves you"

56. Who are you? Why did I see you? My heart is like eating honey.

57. "I can judge people accurately." And see what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."

58. "Do you like cats or dogs?" "like dogs" and "Wang ~"

59. The floating world is 3,000, I love three, and the sun and the moon are bright. The day is morning, the month is late, and the Qing dynasty is morning and evening.

60. "Cute is not a long-term solution. Lovely me is the long-term solution. "

2022 greasy tacky love words

Love story of 2022 (Chapter 1) 1. "Do you like to eat it as a meal?" "I really won't, but if you like, it can make rice delicious."

I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

3. Guess where my heart is? Left? No, it's on your side

4. "People think I stayed up late" and then what? "Actually, I was thinking about you."

5. "I don't think you are suitable for dating", "Why" and "Suitable for marriage."

6. "I can't seem to find my way." "Where are you going?" "How to get to your heart?"

7. It's not as good as my opinion of you if firecrackers ring again on New Year's Eve.

8. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

9. I want to buy a piece of land from you. "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart."

10. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.

1 1. "Next time I see you, I must close my eyes so that I can leave you here and see you every day."

12. Do you like water? Then you already like me 70%.

13. What do I think? "I think I was born to meet you."

14. Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.

15. I think you are like a game, My World.

16. "Do you know the difference between you and a mouse?" "What's the difference?" "It lives in a cave, and you live in my heart."

17. "You will never see me lonely", "Why" and "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side"

18. "I know three people who like you", "Who" and "Me, Me, Me"

19. Write your name on the cigarette and breathe it into your lungs so that you can be closest to my heart.

20. "Are you tired?" "Not tired." "But you have been running in my heart all day."

Love stories of 2022 (Chapter II) 2 1. Our love is indestructible, but you are my weakness.

22. "Did I tell you that you look like one of my relatives"? My mother's daughter-in-law.

23. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, someone will see you and give you a hug.

24. I like being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics to talk about together, but I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk.

25. The rest of my life is all about you, and hundreds of millions of stars are not enough.

26. I'm a little busy recently. I'm busy with what, and I like you.

27. "I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank. " "But I just can't help thinking about you."

28. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? I love you from your mouth.

29. You are the dial and I am the pointer. I can't escape from you in my life.

30. Can you teach me how to cook jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.

3 1. I hope our chat record will turn into a gentle and hot breath in the ear, and a good night on the phone will turn into a kiss on the cheek. I hope all our wishes can come true as soon as possible.

32. You are from China and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.

33. I recently learned a new skill, fortune telling. Let me count by hand. You don't need me in your life.

34. Where are you from? Hunan people. No, it's my sweetheart.

35. I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

36.are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.

37. I want to arrest you for murder.

Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where is it? Antarctica, the North Pole? No, there is no room for you.

39. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.

40. This is watermelon and that is cantaloupe. You are my little fool.

I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking on my heart.

42. "I can't finish eating every day. Do you know why? " Why? "Because I always want to leave one for you."

I can only call you "you" from now on, because you are in my heart. ...

44. Love is not everything to me, but you are everything to me.

45. "I want you to look at the first three words of this sentence."

46. "I like fruit. Do you know what I like to eat? " "Litchi?" "Wrong, of course, you are happy."

47. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

48. I just like you, I mean no harm.

49. Confucius said, "Look before you leap." 1…2…3… I like you.

50. Peggy Piggy, I deserve you.

5 1. "I just watched a movie with the same name as the person I like", "What movie" and "Your name"

52. Do you know any plastic surgery hospital? I want to give you my whole heart.

53. "We don't have to turn on the light at night when we are together" Why? "Because you can shine."

54. Do you know how to say wall, eyes and knees in English? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.

55. Do you know what an accident is? I never thought I would meet you, but I did. I never thought I would love you, but I love you.

56. Will you still fall in love with other girls? Yes, she will call you mom.

57. "I only miss you when I do one thing." What is this? "Breathe"

If only I could be invisible, I would hide in your pillow, in the December wind and in your pocket.

59. "You know who you are." Of course I am myself. "No, you are the mother of my precious son."

60. If you ask me how many times I miss you, I will say it once, because you have never really left my mind.