The weather is very hot, and the humorous circle of friends is copied.

1. I accidentally fell on my way to work today 1 and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at the low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that a beautiful promise was too young.

3. Tell you a few quick ways to relieve the summer heat: besides looking in the mirror, look at the balance of the bank card, pinch your stomach and look at your sweetheart's QQ invisibility. Is my heart cold now?

4. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. When he was lying in bed, he was so hot.

In such hot weather, all you can make an appointment with is a friend of life and death.

6. After strong light radiation, scorching sun, strong wind, lightning strike, mosquito bite and rain wash, this short message finally reaches your mobile phone and says to you: Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot summer. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

7. One-week horoscope. Aries, Taurus and Gemini are prone to heatstroke this week; Cancer, Leo, Libra and Pisces should pay attention to heat protection; Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn and Aquarius try to avoid outdoor activities; Other constellations or something.

8. It is said that Wuhan is a furnace in summer, and it is only after you go there that you really feel the taste of "Regan Noodles".

I don't know about the heat, but I regret the long summer.

10. Hangzhou: My paradise on earth. Kunming: I'm 20 degrees. Chongqing: I am a municipality directly under the Central Government. Kunming: I'm 20 degrees. Shanghai: I am an international metropolis. Kunming: I'm 20 degrees. Beijing: We are the political and cultural center. Kunming: I'm 20 degrees. National cities: can we not talk about temperature? Kunming: We have virgin forests, wild mushrooms, quilts all year round, and the sky is blue ... National cities: OK, let's talk about the temperature.

1 1. Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai entered the central heating period, which means the time difference is half a year.

12. The weather is very hot. The sun just came out and it was already a burning sky.

13. I accidentally dropped a bill, but I didn't pick it up, so I caught it. It hurts to see it.

14. Decisively stay in the air-conditioned room and never come out again, and then prepare enough water.

15. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant. Give you some flood and you will be flooded. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

16. When the electric fan became a hair dryer, I felt that life was meaningless.

17. Last night, Qiqi's wife suddenly said to me, "Your Majesty, my male and female servants have one thing to ask!" "But it doesn't hurt to say it." "Please put my servant in the cold, I can't stand it, it's too hot!" I ...

18. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

19. What women struggle with in summer is that they are afraid of sweating and makeup. What's tangled in winter is: It's too cold to show your thighs ... What should I do?

20. It's too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and go home to become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

2 1. It's not shameful to show love these days. The most shameful thing is to show the air conditioner. ...

22. Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

23. In our circle of friends, we usually bask in bags, travel, cosmetics, food, famous brands and selfies ... I just want to say silently, "Come out and bask in the sun if you have the ability!"

24. The hot weather makes me want to find someone who can tell cold jokes.