Complete works of earthy love stories suitable for 520 confessions (68 articles)

First, the ancient road is sparse, the sun is setting, and heartbroken people are waiting for your call!

Second, you are guilty. ""? ""You not only broke into my heart, but also stole my heart.

Do you know what I like to eat? I like staring at you.

Please shut your mouth and I will kiss it at any time.

My dog likes you very much. Come with me.

6. I feel that life is short and sweet when I meet you.

What's the name of the door made of wood? What's the name of the door made of wood and iron? Then our door to happiness is called ourselves.

Do you smell something burning? Don't! I love your heart is burning!

Nine, will you shut up? ""I didn't speak. " "Then why am I full of your voice?

10. I asked you why the world is sour and sweet. Why? It's sweet when I look at you, and sour when I miss you.

When are you free to marry me when you are busy?

Twelve, secretly ask the holy monk, is your daughter beautiful?

Thirteen, can you help me wash things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me.

14. "Excuse me, classmate, how to do this problem?" "Sorry, I can't." "Oh, you can't. Let me tell you something. "

Fifteen, "Can you imitate a woodpecker", "How to imitate" and "Treat my face as a tree"

Please pay attention to your words. Why? Because I will kiss it at any time.

Are you home yet? No, without you, no place is home.

Eighteen, if I hadn't been afraid of scaring you, I would have been anxious with you.

Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.

Twenty, "May I ask the way?" "Go there?" "Go to your heart!"

If you were a cactus, I would endure all the pain to hug you.

Twenty-two, I really want to fight with you, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed.

Twenty-three, eat barbecue is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.

Twenty-four, with you, two years is like two days. When you are away, two days is like two years.

25. I think you approached me just to hurt me and make me like you very much.

I regret knowing you. You made me feel pain when you left me.

Twenty-seven, you are getting fat again. That's good. There is another circle where I can like you.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Why don't I pass you by again?

If I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

Thirty, tell you a story. It's a long story, so I'll make a long story short. I miss you.

Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?

If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

I like you very much. Today is a little more than yesterday, tomorrow is a little more than today.

I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people

Ordinary people, don't you want to taste the fairy?

36. I'm a little afraid of you. Afraid you'll steal my heart.

The question about you is a matter of life and death to me.

Do you like strawberries? I like it! Then let's plant strawberries!

Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.

Forty, man: Do you have fifty cents? Woman: Yes, man: I have fifty cents, too. Let's chip in.

Forty-one, "Next time I see you, I will close my eyes immediately", "Why" and "Put you in my eyes and never open them again"

Forty-two, "I find you look like a person", "Who" and "My future girlfriend"

Forty-three, this is the receipt, that is the meal ticket, and you are my female ticket.

Forty-four, man: Let's talk about the girl in the bar: About what? M: In love.

Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

Forty-six, "I like being alone." "She must be beautiful." "You are too narcissistic."

Forty-seven, your lips are beautiful, suitable for saying you love me, and more suitable for kissing me.

Forty-eight, did you see the heartbeat? Do you know how I feel about you? Heartbeat.

Forty-nine, "Why are you looking for my short girlfriend when you are so tall?" "In that case, I can kiss you if I want, and you can't kiss me."

Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

Man: Beauty, do you have a pen? Lend me your phone number Woman: Man: Say, what's your phone number?

52. When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

53. I think you are a little strange today. What's weird and cute about you?

Guess my blood type. You are my ideal type.

55. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of beautiful.

56. Looking at you with a smile, I suddenly realized that I am really the happiest person in the world.

I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't get rid of it.

58.do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?

I don't want you to think about it at all.

Sixty, after so long in the past, when I see your name, there will still be a moment when I feel that the world is still.

6 1. I am looking for a letter. What is your WeChat?

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

Where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

I will never like people like you. ""? ""I only love you.

I've gained weight recently. It's all your fault. ""why? " "Because you are so cute.

If you don't understand anything, kiss me.

Sixty-seven, don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

Sixty-eight, I miss you so much. The plane took off so loudly.

Earthy love words suitable for confession

1. You are my favorite. Hello, the most reluctant goodbye.

It's hard to say that I will love you forever, but I must let you know that I love you the most at this moment, and I am willing to indulge in it all the time.

I met you, and I'm glad you came.

The little girl is incapable and can't talk and laugh with her husband. All love is in a beautiful night.

One day, the washing machine at home mixed my shirt with your pajamas, and you would lose your temper at me while eating my breakfast. My razor and your cosmetics have been tampered with by dogs, and we have forgotten the heroic words of youth. We just want to sleep at night, pillow my arm and wake up in the morning to listen to your breathing.

6. I like too little, I love you, these three words are too irresponsible. I can only say: love you.

7. I have a cat. If you have me, you have a cat.

I just want to have you, and I don't want to leave your sight for a moment.

9. When I miss you, I become a poet.

10. If I want to travel around the world one day, can I walk around you?

1 1. My heart beat fastest three times in my life, when I went down the stairs, when I was suddenly asked by the teacher, when you smiled at me.

12. If I miss you too, I will walk ten miles, climb five mountains and wade two rivers to hug you.

13. Stay, or I will go with you.

14. I am happy for many days when you laugh, and I remember your words for many years.

15. The stars are shining tonight, but I know you won't look up. Come to think of it, this is really the loss of stars.

16. Please always remember that you are my true identity.

17. I like you, past tense, present tense, future tense.

18. Your letter is too formal to say that you miss me.

19. I just caught a glimpse and met your eyebrows by mistake. This joy is enough for me to like for many years.

20. Remember your identity, you are my sweetheart.

2 1. You are mine, and no one can take you away from me.

22. When you, my love, ride a bamboo horse, run in circles and throw your childhood. Dear, thank you for waiting.

23. I don't look at the moon and I don't miss you, so the moon and you are in the dark.

24. Love at first sight is too superficial, love over time is too pale, others are flirting, and I only peek at you.

25. I have a coin I threw it in the front and I threw it in the back, so I turned it over.

26. It will look good to hang our washed white shirts together in the future.

27. You are all passers-by around me, and you are the one I want to keep.

28. As long as I think of your appearance, Nanshan will blossom.

29. The little girl is incompetent and wants to borrow her husband's life to speak.

3 1. I want to turn into a pool of spring water and melt under you.

Let's go to the same university and experience spring, summer, autumn and winter together.

33. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be my husband's wife.

34. When I just bought a house, I told the other party, daughter-in-law, we have a home. Sorry, I have a family, but I lost you.

35. I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank, but I can't help thinking about you.

36. She said that she had a cut on her hand and asked me to cut it, so that we could become lovers.

37. I miss you once a day, and a grain of sand falls from the sky, thus forming the Sahara.

Eating chocolate can make people feel better, but I have no chocolate now, so I want to kiss you, because my lipstick is chocolate.

39. This is Sichuan dialect, this is Northeast dialect and this is Hebei dialect. You are the love story of my life.

40. The so-called two people a day, three meals and four seasons, chestnuts in the east and mangoes in summer; And you, you have me all year round.

4 1. I am taking a shit. I'll bring it to you right away, without paper.

42. Take off your clothes and get ready for a bath. Somehow, I thought of you. When I came to my senses, the bathtub was full.

43. Just holding hands makes me hard.

44. I once boasted that I was a mediocre person. When I see a mountain, it is a mountain, and when I see a river, it is a river. Since I met you, the mountain has become affectionate and the tide has begun to surge.

45. When we retire, I will take you on a trip.

46. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

47. I want to hold my husband's hand and be touched by him.

Complete works of simple love stories

Here's a summary of an earthy love story ~ You can try to tell the male and female tickets and see how they are and how everyone will react. Sweet love needs simple love stories.

Complete works of simple love stories, summary of simple love stories:

- 1 -

I am in good health and can carry rice bags and gas tanks.

But I just can't help thinking about you.

- 2 -

Do you know a good plastic surgery hospital?

I want to give you my whole heart.

- 3 -

Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? We all went too far.

How to go too far?

You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated.

- 4 -

I drink diet drinks. Do you know what sugar suits you? Micro sugar? No, it's my breasts.

- 5 -

I must have eaten too much salt. Huh? Otherwise, how could I miss you all the time ~!

- 6 -

The firecrackers sounded again on the evening of the 30th, and I didn't have as much as you thought.

- 7 -

I have the ability, but I can't do anything. What? Won't leave you.

- 8 -

If people have tails, it's a bit embarrassing to say so. Because when I'm with you, I think I can't help wagging my tail.

- 9 -

You must have hung up. Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?

- 10 -

I have a cut on my hand, so you can do it, so we are husband and wife.

- 1 1 -

Time is the medium, and youth is employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.

- 12 -

Guess where my heart is?

Left?

Wrong, on your side.

- 13 -

I drink diet drinks. Do you know what sugar suits you?

Weitangba

No, it's my breasts.

- 14 -

There have been rumors recently that I like you.

I want to clarify.

That's not a rumor

- 15 -

Guess what constellation I am.

Gemini?

Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.

- 16 -

Did an earthquake just happen?

no

Then why does my heart tremble when I see you?

- 17 -

You know what my weakness is?

This is your fault.

- 18 -

Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?

Your eternity

- 19 -

Are you nearsighted? No myopia. Then why can't you see that I like you?

- 20 -

Why are you so overbearing?

What?

You dominate my whole heart.

- 2 1 -

Do you know what day it was yesterday?

What day?

It is the day when I love you.

- 22 -

I love you. I love you.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

You see, I can do nothing but like you.

- 23 -

Tired of being a lovely girl

I kind of want to be your wife.

- 24 -

Do you know the difference between you and the stars?

The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

- 25 -

There are three thousand floating worlds, I love three, the day, the month and the clear, the day is morning, the month is dusk, and the clear is morning and evening.

- 26 -

Childhood friends are not you, and the seeds of love are not you. I only hope that the flowing water is you, the daily necessities are you, and the bald head is you.

- 27 -

Do you know the difference between you and the stars?

The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

- 28 -

Let's eat the whole family bucket.

So we're family.

- 29 -

Guess what uniform I like.

Surrender by you

- 30 -

I know three people who like you.

Who is it?

Me, me, me.

- 3 1 -

From now on, I can only call you you.

Because, you are in my heart.

- 32 -

I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others, you are mine.

- 33 -

Girl, I am as sure as a gun. I just need a kiss.

- 34 -

I want to be like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child and never look at the date.

- 35 -

Being near Zhu Zhechi is sweet for you.

- 36 -

Do you smell burning?

That's my burning heart for you.

- 37 -

You must have hung up.

Otherwise, how can you get full marks in my heart?

- 38 -

If I were the devil of hell

And a naughty boy who loves you.

- 39 -

Do you smell something?

not have

The air has become sweet since you came out.

- 40 -

You are a lovely boy.

I'm cute.

- 4 1 -

I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow.

- 42 -

Are you nearsighted?

(Not nearsighted)

Then why can't you see that I like you?

- 43 -

Why did you hurt me?

Hurt you what?

I like you so much!

- 44 -

It's cloudy in Karen Mok and rainy in Stephanie.

It's sunny in Jay Chou, so talk to me.

- 45 -

Don't let me see you.

Or I'll see you once.

I used to like you.

- 46 -

Do you know why I have a cold?

Because you have a cold?

No, because I have no resistance to you at all.

- 47 -

I just want one thing from my boyfriend.

It must be you.

- 48 -

I missed a necessity.

What is missing?

you

- 49 -

I can't get through security every time.

They say I have a you in my heart.

- 50 -

I want to eat noodles.

What noodles?

In your heart

- 5 1 -

I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life.

That's why I will bubble when I see you in my life.

- 52 -

Do you have a lighter?

Sorry, I don't smoke.

Then why did you light my heart?

- 53 -

Do you like drinking water?

like

Then you already like me 70%.

- 54 -

Are you tired?

Not tired.

But you've been running around in my head all day.

- 55 -

I think you are like a game.

My world; Minecraft;?my?world

- 56 -

What do you belong to?

I am a dog.

Nonsense, you obviously belong to me.

- 57 -

Why hasn't my order come yet?

What is this?

Our future

- 58 -

Do you know the biggest difference between you and monkeys?

Monkeys live in caves.

You live in my heart.

- 59 -

I feel selfish.

Where is selfishness?

I only like you and don't give other girls any chance.

- 60 -

We may have been hit by an arrow.

Huh?

Cupid's arrow

- 6 1 -

I used to have many hobbies, but now there is only one left.

What is this?

Just love you.

- 62 -

Everyone says I have three incorrect views.

Huh? Why?

Well, it's all because of you.

Questions and answers about tacky love stories;

1.

Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?

What wine?

And your eternity.

2.

Do you know what I like to eat?

What?

I want to look at you stupidly.

3.

Little German shepherd, little suckling dog and old dog, which one are you?

I'm the kind who likes you.

4.

You haven't eaten sugar since you liked it.

Why?

Because you are too sweet.

5.

What time is it now?

Nine points

No, it is the starting point of my happiness.

6.

Can you stop talking?

I didn't.

Then why is your voice all I can think about?

7.

I'm so kind!

why

Because my heart is full of you.

8.

Can you play the guitar?

cannot

How you resonate with me.

9.

I want to go to a place

Where is it?

Walk into your heart

10.

Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? We all went too far.

How is it too much?

You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated.

1 1.

I want to buy a piece of land from you.

What place?

Your unswerving loyalty

12.

Look into my eyes, there's something in it.

no

Nonsense, there are obviously people I like in it.

13.

Do you know when food is the best?

Eat while it's hot.

You feed me.

14.

You know what my weakness is?

What is this?

Your shortcomings.

15.

If I wander, what are you?

What?

Jingle, jingle bells want to jingle.

16.

When you barbecue, what do you bake first?

Barbecue first

I will consider you first.

17.

The box containing the ring is called the ring box. Do you know what it is called?

What?

A match made in heaven.

18.

I want to change my look recently.

What look?

I can't do it without you.

19.

Do you know what season I like?

I don't know

I like the season with you.

20.

Have you gained weight again recently?

number

Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

2 1.

Do you know what best represents me?

what

Compass, do you know why?

Why?

Because the compass can only draw a circle, its heart has not changed, just as I will not change my heart for you.

22.

When will you pay the rent?

Why pay the rent?

Because you have lived in my heart for a long time.

23.

Do you know the difference between you and a mouse?

What's the difference

It lives in a cave, and you live in my heart.

24.

I'm a little afraid of you.

Why?

Because I'm afraid of my wife.

25.

Do you know how many days there are in a year?

365 days

Yes, do you know when I am happiest?

I don't know

The day I met you.

26.

Do you know which one I like best, peaches, persimmons and oranges?

orange

Wrong, our child.

27.

Are you good at holding dolls?

no

Then how did you catch my heart?

28.

Do you know how many people there are in the world?

7 billion

You are the only one in my world.

29.

Do you like cats or dogs?

Like a dog.

Wang ~

30.

I like fruit. Do you know what I like to eat?

Litchi?

Wrong, of course you are a pistachio.

3 1. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?

32. liking you is a very troublesome thing, but I just like looking for trouble.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

35. I think I am a playboy. I like the way you look every day.

36. Your life is my pig, and death is my pork belly.

37. I seem to have ADHD. My heart is pounding at the sight of you.

If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will lose. Because I can't hide my love for you.

39. I doubt that your essence is a book. Why else would it make me want to sleep more and more?

40. Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.

4 1, I want to have three meals for two people in one room all year round with you.

42. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

43. For people like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!

Tu Wei Hua Qing da quan

1, my mind is very small, so I can only hold you!

2. Dear, we want to be together forever, only with you.

3. Are you so curtilage? No. Yes, you have never moved in my heart.

Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk? Your eternity

5. Which do I like, beef, mutton or pork? I like your pride.

6. You must have died, otherwise how could you be the perfect score in my heart?

7. Why did you hurt me? What happened? I like you so much.

What do you want, sir? I want to open your heart

9. What does the lover see? Stone? No, you.

10. What's the spinning one with a concert on the playground? Trojan horse? Well, A Mu.

1 1, can I carry you? Why did you go behind my back? Because you are all I have.

12, the circle of friends you praised is called donuts.

13, I'm looking for horses. What horse? Your micro signal.

14, do you know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.

I'm as sure as a gun. Why? No kissing.

16, do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

17, guess what constellation I am. Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.

18, you look like a relative of my family. What? My father's son-in-law

19, you hate being likable, and you can't get tired of watching it today.

20. Do you know the happiest number? What is this? It's five o'clock. Why? Let's have a look (after the opponent is five, stretch out his hand and clasp his fingers)

2 1, guess where my heart is? Left? Wrong, on your side.

22. Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart?

23. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of beautiful.

I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone.

25. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.

26. I don't think you are suitable for dating. Why? Suitable for marriage.

27. Do you know what I like to eat? Looking at you stupidly.

28. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you resonate with me?

29. Have you arrived home? No, without you, no place is home.

30. What time is it? It's almost 0 o'clock. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

3 1, can you help me wash something? Wash what? Like me

May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

33. What's your blood type? Type a. No, this is my ideal type.

34. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

35. Do you know what wine I like best? What wine and your everlasting?

Do you know why I have a cold? Because you have a cold? No, because I have no resistance to you at all.

37. Sorry. You should never say sorry to me.

38. I want to go somewhere. Where is it? Fuck you!

39. I'll show you a magic trick. What have I done? I like you better.

40. Guess what I want to drink? I don't know. I want to protect you.

4 1, do you know what I want to drink most? I want to care about you most.

42. Good night. What's the matter with you? I hope you miss me so much that you can't sleep at night

43. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? I'll feed you.

44. Are you tired? Not tired. But you've been running in my heart all day.

45. I don't miss you at all. I will miss you at 1: 30.

46. Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you.

47. What do you belong to? Tiger. No, you belong to me.

48. You have something on your face. What is this? A little handsome

50. I think you are like a game. What game? My world.

5 1 Where are you from? Hunan people. No, it's my sweetheart.

You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

53. Smile at me. How can I sleep at night if you don't smile at me?

54. I am less and less like myself now. So what do you look like? Like your husband.

55. What do you belong to? Tiger. No, you belong to me.

I have the ability, but I can't do anything. What? Won't leave you.

57. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you and buy your unwavering heart.

58. Guess what I want to eat? I don't know. Watching you in a daze.

59. I am a lovely girl. Hmm? You are very cute.

60. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost. Why? Because my heart is beating.

6 1, I don't think you have met the girl of your dreams. Huh? Look at the phone when it's black.

62. Has my order not come yet? What is it, our future?

I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people

64. Can you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.

66. I am too kind. Why? Because my heart is full of you.

67. It is sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi.

68. You are acting very strange today. What happened? It looks good.

69. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? My weakness is you.