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Zodiac killer is late for school

Aries: "Actually, teacher, I went out on time. I just met an old woman in the street, so I sent her home. But the old woman insisted on inviting me to dinner, and I couldn't get rid of it. I finally escaped, but I was caught in a traffic jam. I ran over there. Look, I'm hot. " I really didn't mean to be late, I was just enthusiastic. I can't say that I slept in at the ball game last night. ) The audience was booed. The teacher looked him up and down and said, "Last time you were late, you said you were helping the lost children. This is out of date. Get out of the penalty station! " "

Taurus: "I overslept in the morning, so I was late." (Don't even lie, Niu Niu is direct. ) "I know you students stayed up watching TV yesterday, didn't you?" The teacher began to judge at random. "I didn't!" "Still sophistry!" "Teacher, how can you just wrong people!" Once stubbornness breaks out, it will never stop. Niu Niu had an argument with the teacher. The students will be very happy, and there will be no class now.

Gemini: "teacher, if you miss someone, the horse will trip." How can you eat sesame seeds? How can students not be late? " I'm sure you were late when you were a child. Therefore, people are not omnipotent, and no matter how comprehensive the plan is, there will be loopholes. In contrast, I was just late ... "The teacher waited for a while and looked at Gemini in a daze. When I remembered to interrupt Gemini, the class time was already over half!

Cancer: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I really didn't …" (crab crab's tears are rolling down, I really don't know where I learned this technique of "crying". "Well, well, go back to your seat and don't be late next time." The teacher said helplessly, but also coaxed crab crab in turn. The teacher is really tired!

Leo: I'm late, please tell me how to punish me! As soon as this was said, the students immediately cast an adoring look. They are really the boss. They just admitted it and asked for it! ) what? Why are you late? Oh, my friend was lovelorn yesterday. I comforted him until midnight, so I was late today ... ""Lovelorn? "You are still a middle school student. What have you lost? Which class is he in? What's your name? You give me an honest account! " The teacher flew into a rage, which was terrible!

Virgo: "Teacher, when I got up, I found some wrinkles on my clothes. How can I wear such clothes to school? " So I ironed clothes; Later, I found that my hair was a little rough, so I had to tidy it up: I accidentally dropped a few hairs on the ground when I went out, so I swept the floor ... You know, the environment at home needs to be clean and tidy to make people. What a comfortable accommodation! For example, your clothes today, you see there are some wrinkles on the collar. You'd better iron it, too You are a teacher, so you should pay attention to your image ... the teacher screamed, "my god, this student is careful and wordy." If he plays tricks on me again, I'll be ashamed! "

Libra: I'm sorry I'm late, but I didn't mean to. I had just crossed the street a few times when it turned red. I want to leave, but I'm afraid the car will hit me. As a result, I hesitated and was late. " What? Penalty station? Teacher, it's not fair. Last time crab crab was late, you comforted him. If I am late, I will be punished. So I can sue you for corporal punishment. As a teacher, if it's unfair, I'm afraid no one will do anything to you! Right? "After the teacher gave him a cross look, he said," Shut up, and make excuses when you make a mistake. Should this attitude of admitting mistakes be punished? Leave the penalty station! Now "

Scorpio: "If it is late, it will be late. If you want to say the reason for being late, I'm afraid you don't believe the teacher, so I'll just stop! " "Scorpion staring at the teacher, as if to say," staring at you, staring at you, is staring at you, see what you can do to me! ""He stared at the teacher a little guiltily, but he wasn't late for long, was he? "Well, well, you go back and sit down."

Sagittarius: "Do you have to explain when you arrive? Are you kidding? Does the shooter need a reason to be late? He won't go to class at all. It's not the first time he's skipped class anyway. In fact, he hasn't come to class for a week in a row, so it's no use for the teacher to worry. Faced with such students, it is really helpless!

Capricorn: I'm late, I admit the punishment, and I stand and accept the punishment? No problem! " Capricorn obediently stands outside. They know that what is wrong is wrong, so they don't punish him for being uncomfortable. Discipline is for observation. For such an obedient student, it seems a little ... The teacher looks out from time to time and finally can't help but say, "Forget it, come in!" " "

Aquarius: "teacher, you should know that being late is worth learning." Generally speaking, there are two kinds of lateness, one is disorder of biological clock and the other is lack of sleep. There are also many reasons for the disorder of biological clock. What do you think is the general reason? Is it because of hormone secretion or other reasons? " Students are more and more eager to learn, and even stand at the door with teachers to study problems. ...

Pisces: "Look at the teacher timidly, want to talk, want to stop." God, what should we do? Finally, she explained, "I ... I ... I was pestered by a salesman, but I didn't have that much money, so he wouldn't listen to me." (Pisces is in tears and wants to cry) "Well, well, why did the salesman come to school? Be careful in the future. If you don't want it, just say so. " The teacher shook his head. Poor little girl can't scold her.