Classmate record funny message daquan

Classmate funny message encyclopedia 1, first place: I wish you a high life in the future! You asked me that question in P.S. graduation exam, and I finally figured it out. Now I'll write the answer to you. (Note: Sixteen formulas and some words are omitted here)

2, deskmate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don't have to sit with you anymore!

3. English class representative: If you have the opportunity to meet foreigners, don't talk to them and try to stay away. Only Martians can understand the English you speak!

4,: use it small, there is no trouble in this life! Brother, have a good trip. I am working in Xiaoxiancao now. Come and see me sometime!

5. Grandpa sweeping the floor: I wish you a big boss with assets of hundreds of millions in the future, and use your own hands to make the gold content of your diploma higher!

6, big Chen: Come out to mix, sooner or later, this day, separation is not terrible, terrible is that there is no news from you after separation! Remember to call me.

7. Art class representative: You are the most abstract painter I have ever seen. I asked you to draw an egg, but you drew a triangle!

8. Music class representative: Stop singing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

9, chemistry class representative: I tell you again now, sulfuric acid is not used for splashing!

10, geography representative: Don't say I am your classmate after graduation! I can't lose this man. And! The area of China is 9.6 million square kilometers, not 9.6 million square meters!

Wang Xiaohua: I know you like me, but I hope you look in the mirror before you like me!

12, I hope that when we meet again, it will be at the doctoral graduation ceremony of Harvard University in the United States. You and I are very excited, shake hands with each other. You said: Congratulations on your doctorate! I also said: look elsewhere, all the cans here have been picked up!

13, honest king: I wish you a lot of wives and concubines in the future and enjoy happiness forever!

14, cookies: I hope you won't call a girl a cookie casually in the future, she will hate you for life!

15, Xiao Qiao: I wish you a double harvest in your love career! Besides giving us a lot of girls in our later life, we should also leave some love for ourselves!

16, Cui Hua: I finally graduated, and I'm not afraid of you pulling my hair anymore!

17, Huahua: Over the past four years, your lively humor and age have brought endless joy to everyone. I sincerely hope you will be happy in the future!

18, representative of Chinese class: I am finally free now. Every time I read your composition, I have an impulse to commit suicide!

19, Hua: I wish you and (my girlfriend) a long life together today, with kindness and love! P.S. The honest king upstairs despises you! I saw your true colors today!

20. Biology class representative: You are a single-celled animal. I just said that sperm looks like tadpoles. You don't have to point to tadpoles all over the pond and tell me, look, they are all sperm!

2 1, political representative: I believe you will never be an official in your life. Theory of Three Represents Theory is not the representative of Chinese class, English class and math class! You idiot!

22. Xiao Pang: I hope you will always remember me in your future life! P.S. Forget the 300 you owe me. I am not a stingy person. )

23. Xiaoli: I have the impression that you are a lovely big boy and don't talk much. I hope you will be happy in the future!

24. Old tramp: Four years have passed quietly, and the sadness of parting has spread to our hearts. What a warm time we had! How unforgettable it is to go to an Internet cafe, go to a disco, skip classes, make-up exams, smoke, drink and play cards! May you be happier than this in the future!

25. Master Liu: Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, fork fork, don't laugh. Although I can't remember this ancient poem, I will always remember you! I wish you happiness forever!

26, Little Sage: I wish you a chic life in the future, enjoy chic, and the road to life is sloppy! Ps: I won't see you off tonight. I have to take a make-up exam in advanced mathematics tonight.

27. Vice monitor: Brother, take care all the way and pay attention to safety. This is my last command to you, although in my four years, you have never heard my command. Liu Mei (President of the Student Union of our school): Four years have passed quickly. You and I both miss these wonderful four years. As time goes on, people will not get old. Such a day, I really want to live for another 500 years!

A Bing: I'm always the last one before you come to class. Since you came, I've been the penultimate one. I really should thank you.

29. Dog Leftover: I have always believed in the famous saying that your school is a garbage dump, and now we have finally been picked up from the garbage dump.

30. Teacher: I am really worried about you leaving high school after graduation, not about you. What worries me is, who will be the next unlucky teacher?

3 1, Minister: On this sad parting occasion, on behalf of myself, I would like to extend my most sincere greetings and highest love to you and Xiaobai behind you, wishing you a happy family! Over 100.

32. Stupid: ooxx, ooxx and ooxx, it goes without saying!

33. Math class representative: I suggest you never go into business after graduation! You can't count at all! Your math score has never exceeded 20 points. You can say that 3+7 equals 2 1!

Remember to wash your feet after strenuous exercise in the future!

35, big guy: I wish you a house full of grandchildren in the future! * * * Enjoy your family! Have you thought of your grandson's name? I'm already up.

On behalf of physical education class: Look, you are the best person in our class! Every time you skip class and jump out of the window, you are as agile as a monkey.

Funny classmates recorded messages.

Students record messages (1)

We are knives that have been wiped occasionally in Jianghu.

I hope only time is passing.

There will be a wife in the future! !

Eat fat every day and be the groom every night.

Marry a rich man!

Good luck with everything.

Come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.

A sentence given to me by a female classmate, I don't know whether it is a compliment or a disgrace: you are just a bright smiling face with no scruples!

Today's parting is for a better reunion tomorrow.

Don't laugh if you love it. How many people have fought since ancient times?

Major is good, there is no way.

A boy left me a message: girls like you are really rare, but it's too difficult for girls like you. It is up to you.

Think of me when you see handsome guys in the future.

The relationship with you can be described by the curve of higher order equation.

Message from the class teacher: the relationship with you can be described by the curve of higher order equation.

Message from my best friend in college:

In the past four years, we have been attending classes together, going to the library together, preparing cheating notes together, skipping classes and dancing together, playing tricks on boys together, going shopping and watching movies together, buying cheap clothes together, then putting them on, and parading through the streets of the school together. ...

Honey, is there anyone more congenial than us?

When I was in the first grade, I wrote a graduation book because of the placement. Just after reading it, a classmate said this:

See you in 20 years, and you will see me wearing a suit and tie. Maybe you will like me then, but I may not have a crush on you. You sing very well, which makes me think it's Yang Mian.

Note: Yang Mian is recognized as an ugly girl in our school.

It's hard to imagine that this is written by a boy who is only 12 and 3 years old. oh

Students record messages (2)

Name: mountains and rivers are all dust, not to mention the dust in the dust? I want to go back to the mountains anonymously. Until then, it's called beauty for the time being.

Gender: I want to learn from Zhu Yingtai. So try to keep a neutral dress. Unexpectedly, I am really born with beauty, and I am as beautiful as a lotus flower, better than Zhu Yingtai. So you have seen through it!

Blood type: Want to know? Take a blood test, and you will find that I am covered in humorous blood.

Constellation: The constellation of the earth.

E-mail: no phone: no OICQ: no [note: three none]

Favorite motto: You are such an asshole! {serious statement: this sentence is indecent and plagiarized from the original. ]

Favorite book: an encyclopedia of swearing, but it hasn't been published yet.

The happiest thing: of course, I found1100,000, so I kept my eyes open all day. Always glancing at the roadside. Maybe god blames me for being greedy. So far, this wish has not come true!

Favorite color: the color of money.

Worshipper: You give me money, I will worship you, I will worship you.

Favorite sport: hitting people? Does it count?

Specialty: human potential is infinite. Dig slowly! So I'll take a hoe for the time being-be a first-class farmer!

The classmate recorded a funny message.

The classmate record leaves a funny message (1)

In the past four years, we have been attending classes together, going to the library together, preparing cheating notes together, skipping classes and dancing together, playing tricks on boys together, going shopping and watching movies together, buying cheap clothes together, then putting them on, and parading through the streets of the school together. ...

Honey, is there anyone more congenial than us?

When I was in the first grade, I wrote a graduation book because of the placement. Just after reading it, a classmate said this:

See you in 20 years, and you will see me wearing a suit and tie. Maybe you will like me then, but I may not have a crush on you. You sing very well, which makes me think it's Yang Mian.

Note: Yang Mian is recognized as an ugly girl in our school.

It's hard to imagine that this is written by a boy who is only 12 and 3 years old. oh

When I was in college, a fellow villager who graduated in the same year gave me a gift:

My life ideal: one acre of land, two cows, wife and children hot kang!

I hope I can be your child in a few years, michel platini!

A gift from an old Jiangxi watch: spread branches and leaves for the benefit of future generations!

A buddy from Shanxi sent a gift: A talented person needs a beautiful partner!

When I was a freshman in high school, I left a message to a female student studying liberal arts: the right way in the world is vicissitudes.

There were rumors that she was a mannequin of an art teacher. I thought she was naked. . . . .

Wu, Yue

The green hills on both sides of the strait set each other off

Always close your classmates' parting feelings.

A message from one of my classmates Meng: I wish you a good meal every day.

Divorced, you must think of me!

I love you

Remember that I am your forever friend!

In junior high school, everyone encouraged: where there is a will, there is a way. Burn one's bridges, and the end will be in Chu.

I was heroic in high school: welcome to Huairentang after 20 years.

University, hehe, a little sour:

Don't let the banquet break up, leave the song and get up.

A broken bridge and an isolated mountain bid farewell today.

Lao Yan brought new mud back,

When will you get the honor?

The mountains are beautiful and the water is clear.

Four years later,

Be patriotic when you get here.

Don't forget the spring breeze and rain!

You often say that people need respect, but why are you always so mean to me?

Everybody fly, Aijia ~ ~ ~

Junior high school: Never bully the weak, or the pain of being bullied will stimulate the desire for revenge.

A female classmate stayed.

But so far, I haven't figured it out.

From beginning to end, you went from ordinary to great.

8 words: Don't lose heart, you can still be saved.

Funny classmate record message (2)

After four years of acquaintance, you walked away gently, leaving a lump of shit and not taking a lottery ticket. It stinks! It stinks!

Don't forget your old classmates when you get rich!

A female classmate who never noticed:

A moment that should last forever.

Even if it was felt at that time, it seemed to have disappeared.

The news of graduating from high school, a state said to me:

Love you until you get married

Primary school: I hope you cherish friendship as much as I do (hehe, so silly)

The messages in junior high school are all long speeches. I was very moved when I saw them, but now I can't remember a word.

High school: The sky is still calm, the birds have flown, and my heart is still waiting for you.

The university did not expect to leave a message at all, and it was too late to find a job.

I didn't seem to be sensible when I was in primary school;

Everyone in junior high school writes a piece of paper;

I was nervous about preparing for the exam in high school, but as long as I asked someone else to write it for a few days and get it back, it would be several pages, mainly about my evaluation, which was very touching.

In the future, whenever I hear the sound of silence, I will be remembered. I think of her every time I hear it. dark

I wanted to write when I was in college ~ ~ No chance, no time, no mood.

Maybe I shouldn't forget you.

Because of introverted silence, the students left a message: naive and pure silence is often more touching than speaking.

Although three years is very short, looking back, the road is tortuous, smoother and more comfortable. There are successes and failures in life. Please believe where there is a will, there is a way.

I wonder how many stars are fascinated by it. How can I erase this inseparable attachment with a wave of my hand? Even if the future scenery is more beautiful and better, I can't chuckle. Although life says goodbye to those common things, it is hard to say goodbye when it really says goodbye.

Yesterday, I thought that there were many peaches and plums; Today, I left, and Yang Liu Yiyi.

The south wind is blowing gently again, and the time of gathering is in a hurry.

Dear friends, please don't be sad. Take care of each other after parting.

Don't be disappointed in Liu Yin. Students and teenagers have been in love for many years, hoping to have thousands of thoughts on the journey. May friendship become a force for progress!

My friends, we are going to part for a while; If you cherish it, I won't say it. On this lingering night, try to cast a few small morning stars; Although there is not much light, it can also make people who leave early happy.

Can you give me a handkerchief? Let my heart raise a sail.

It's time to start, let's go! There is no need to regret or say goodbye, even if the song fades away, our hearts will beat forever.

If I can, I would like to rub everything in my heart into today's difference. But I can't! Then, let's break up silently! You know, this is the silence of the volcano, which is better than all other words!

Meeting and leaving the sea is not only the end of past happiness, but also the beginning of future happiness.

Facing the feast laid by the years, we smiled at each other and politely advised wine, as if all the unspoken love and reluctance were behind the words. Because we all know that there is no more mellow wine than this bottle of wine in our hands.

Your figure is a sail and my eyes are a river. How many times I tried to keep you, but I finally couldn't. I know that friendship is rare in this world, but freedom is more precious.