Who can play tricks best among the twelve constellations?

I think Capricorn is the best player, and I won't stop until I reach my goal. I was deeply impressed once. It was also my mother's birthday. I met a waiter and let me know that the waiter was Capricorn. I brought the waiter that day. How could he be like this?

That time, my parents, because of a little thing, made a scene. When they heard the voices upstairs and downstairs, they all thought that my family was going to repeat the Third World War today. Here's the thing. My mother and father went to dinner that day. The waiter is very handsome and the service is very good. When they finish eating, my mother is going to pay the bill. When he was ready to pay, he accidentally dropped the money. The waiter saw a hundred dollars on the ground. What's that feeling? A red shirt fish fell into the ground. He immediately picked it up and handed it back to my mother with both hands. He also said softly, beauty, you lost your money. Please take it away. My mother saw this handsome waiter, so polite and charming when she smiled. After paying the bill, she said, you should pay this one hundred dollars. Without saying anything, the waiter immediately put the money in his pocket and said thank you, beauty. What else can I do for you? My father was annoyed when he saw it, and he said to the waiter with a little dissatisfaction, well, let's go, we are in a hurry, and my mother heard it, a little unhappy and not angry.

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On the way home, my father kept holding his breath and went all the way home. He kept arguing with my mother about why he gave so much and which waiter's service was right, but in fact he could do it without tipping, otherwise how could he work honestly. Be careful when you meet these waiters in the future. My mother is furious, so what if I give 100 yuan? Ah, so what if I give a hundred dollars.

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I can't stand it. It's getting louder and louder. I took out a hundred dollars in private and said that I had a hundred dollars from my little brother. When I left, he said, thank that beautiful woman for me. We only serve customers. What do you think of me as a middleman?