Fortune Telling Collection - Zodiac Analysis - Who can read the lines of super happy insoles? Three movies, not a word, and the dialogue can't be chaotic! Urgent need! ! !
Who can read the lines of super happy insoles? Three movies, not a word, and the dialogue can't be chaotic! Urgent need! ! !
Mr. Hu: Audience friends in front of the TV. M: Dear viewers who are not in front of the TV. Mr. Hu: Welcome to our Super Happy Shopping Channel. I'm Xiao He. M: What about me? I'm Mary, from Taipei. Mr. Hu: Who? Ma: Mary ~ Ho from Taipei: Tell the truth! Ma: I'm Mary from Northeast China ~ Hu: Miss Ma, do you usually walk? Ma: Walking? Wow, haha ~ hehe ... you are really interesting. Does a big star like me need to go? Usually go out by private car, go out by plane, go home by elevator, go shopping and have a younger brother. You don't have to stand when you're fine. Do you think I still need to walk ~ He: OK OK, even if I ask the wrong question. Do you usually wear shoes? M: Oh, my God ~ Then you asked the right person. I tell you, as a professional shoe seller ... Mr. Hu: Ah, ah? M: Sorry ~ Ha, as a professional shoe buyer, especially a female expert, I don't brag at all. I tell you, a house of more than 60 square meters is full of shoes: I have sports shoes, travel shoes, high heels, flat shoes, leather shoes, cloth shoes, slippers, sports shoes, board shoes, water shoes, sandals, sandals. He Jiong: A-mei is tired, isn't she? Sister (patting shoulder). So you must have used a lot of insoles? M: Yes, that's right. Hu: Well, you are very lucky today. A famous person once said, "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. There is no insole, which is really a drag. " So today, I will bring you super happy insoles that are popular all over Asia and even the world, making you crazy, fascinated and screaming! M: Wow ~ I put this in every pair of shoes. I've been so happy since I put this on, my head is not dizzy, my hands are not shaking, and my face is even redder than before. Many friends have asked me if I am abnormal ... Mr. Hu: Ah! Ma: You're in love ~ Oh, I don't even know why ~ Ho: Of course, you padded the insoles in super happy. Ho: The brighter the mat ~ Ho: A philosopher once said: "At the beginning of life, human nature is good; No insoles, really lame. " Don't look at the thin piece of our super insole, but it contains 998 1 process. We combine the most advanced nanotechnology in the world and use 180 kinds of precious Chinese herbal medicines. Our insoles have passed the international ISO certification and are 100% green products and 100% environmental protection products. You forget that a philosopher once said, "You hate books when you use them, but you won't put your feet down when you have mats in your shoes!" " Man: Hey, no, which philosopher said that? Mr. Hu: I'm not finished yet! Our insoles can not only remove foot odor and treat colds, but also enhance human immunity and improve the speed of online cooking. At the same time, we should also remember that a philosopher once said, "Use other people's happiness to pad your shoes and let others unfortunately put their feet down!" "m: hmm ~ I can't stand it ... you called the philosopher for me, and I killed him ... he: yes! Control! Watch your mood ... Man: Wow! Is such a small insole so exaggerated? H: Of course. Because it is a secret weapon that can help you succeed ~ Ma: A password weapon that can help you succeed ~ Super happy insole Ho: Want to know why Jordan can become a superstar in the NBA? M: Why? Mr. Hu: Because he has our super happiness in his sneakers. Ma: Wow, haha ~ Hu: Do you want to know why Bill Gates became the richest man in the world? Ma: Why ~ He: Because when he invented Microsoft, he trampled on our super happiness. Ma: Wow, haha ~ Ho: Want to know why Obama can become the president of the United States? M: I'm not interested and don't want to know. H: ok. Do you want to know why Phelps can become a world-class flying fish? Ma: Why ~ He: Because when he swims, he steps on our super happiness. Ma: Hehehe ... He Laoshi. Mr. Hu: What? Ma: Phelps swims without shoes ... Hu: Yes, you don't understand. He didn't need it in the pool, but what did he do with our shoes on the shore? Audience: Super happy. H: yes. Ma: It turns out that the success of these celebrities is all because they create super happiness. Mr. Hu: That's right. Then let's analyze the insoles in super happy, which are outrageous, shocking and even outrageous. First of all, of course, is its appearance and color. H: Super happy, little guy. Super happy, golden yellow. Super happiness is healthy and unique. Insoles need super happiness. Super happy insole: second, of course, its anti-fatigue function. It can be said that no matter how far our super happiness goes, we will not be tired. Ma: Warm feet hurt far away. That doesn't hurt, it's easy every month. Ho: third, of course, it's unique flexible design. Close: bounce, bounce off crow's feet! Bounce, bounce, bounce crow's feet! Fourth, what we want to introduce to you is that it can enhance the memory function. Ma: since I bought super happiness for my children, I have learned English ... Ho: it's so simple ~ mom doesn't have to worry about my study anymore. In addition, the most important thing, of course, is that the summer sleeping mat is our super happiness, which can make men more masculine and women more feminine. In the past, we were struggling (the woman hugged the man and the woman laughed, wow, hahaha ~) Ho: I was so happy after using it (the woman leaned on the man and the man roared ~) Ma: Oh, yeah ~ This insole is great, Smecta. H: Yes, not only that. We also hired the most famous designers in the world to design many series for us. First of all, we designed a mature and steady zodiac series for our older friends. Look-Dragon Horse: Pig. Hu: Snakes. Ma: Pig. Mr. Hu: Tiger. Ma: Pig. Hu: I won't stop you! M: So you're not a tiger? Ho: Oh, oh, oh ~ Sorry, I forgot to introduce you. The Year of the Tiger is out of stock. If you happen to be the animal year this year, it doesn't matter, you can change your zodiac ... Hehe ~ Ma: Don't be disappointed either, as long as you turn the zodiac upside down-Dangdang! It becomes twelve constellations! Is it very creative? Ho: Wow ~ But I'm really sorry to tell Leo's friends here, because who did we give all Leo's products to? (Audience: Yico Zeng) Yes. Ma: Eh, wouldn't it be bad if I were a tiger and a Leo? H: that's all right. You can choose our latest design, the most fashionable and popular Avatar series. M: Wow ~ (Applause) Then what is this? Oh, this is a special introduction for everyone. This is our DIY series. You can post a picture of someone you hate and fear in this blank space, so that he will ask you sweetly ... honey, what do you take me for? Super happiness insole Ho: I regard you as my super happiness. Ma: Ha ~ ~ It's an insole ~ Ho: Yes ~ So I can step on you every day … step on my feet. He: Isn't it cool? It's not over yet! Mr. Hu: Look, we have prepared a brand-new dazzling diamond series for you. It is inlaid with 38 diamonds, with eight hearts and eight arrows. It is perfectly machined by lathe. Ma: The so-called eight hearts and eight arrows means that a diamond has perfect polishing, perfect proportion, perfect symmetry, the best in diamonds and Rolls Royce in insoles! Mr. Hu: You heard me right. Our super happiness is that we are inlaid with such a perfect diamond. Mary, what are you doing? Ma: Cut it down and make some diamond rings. Mr. Hu: Don't be so greedy. I tell you, the positions of these 38 diamonds can't be moved, because they correspond to 38 important acupuncture points on the soles of your feet. As long as you wear insoles like ours, you can receive the most intimate foot massage anytime and anywhere, with such thoughtful design and reasonable arrangement ... Hehe: Where can I find it! M: Having said that, we don't know how much this super happy insole costs. H: We sell this kind of insole internationally for $998. But today, in order to serve the country and repay the people, it only sells for 998 RMB. In addition, because today is our Lantern Festival, a large part will be removed, and we only sell 98 yuan! Ma: Oh, my quack! This price is an insult to super happy insoles! Mr. Hu: Yes, please insult us as much as you like ... M: So ~ how many pairs have we prepared today? H: Oh, yes. We only have 20 groups, only 20 groups! M: Haha ~ Is it too little? Mr. Hu: There is no way. Good products are snapped up by everyone. If we really can't buy it, we can only sing it to you: together: sorry ~ sorry ~ sorry ~ go ~ go ~ go ~ go ~ go ~ go ~ can't buy it ~ can't buy it ~ piss you off ~ piss you off ~ Ma: Lian ~ He: What's the matter? Ma: Today is the Lantern Festival. Can we eat more on such an important day? M: occasionally ~ ~ ~ Ho: this ~ this (cell phone rings) I have to take this call (hello? Mom! The nest has changed. No.20 stepped on the bottom? ) The bottom is the insole. (Oh, oh, here comes the Wal-Mart factory. Let's talk here. Oh, okay, hang up. Ladies and gentlemen, the manufacturer just called, and we urgently need to stock 20 more groups, and there are 20 more groups! Super happy insole horse: (clap your hands, the phone is coming. Hello? Third aunt? What? 20 more pairs! You ask uncle to bring it to me quickly. It always sells well! Let me tell you something. Audience friends, I have a good news for you. In order to meet your needs, we specially transferred 20 pairs from the Northeast factory ... Mr. Hu: Mm-hmm ~ Ma: The Southeast Asian factory is in a hurry. 20 pairs ~ Ho: Now we have a * * *, 60 groups and a * * *, only 60 groups. Dear friends, come and order. Pick up your cell phone, landline or generator. Mr. Hu: Oh, wait a minute, you are super happy ... Ma: You are super happy ~ He: Wow, hahaha ~
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