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The performance of the twelve constellations after drunkenness

The performance of the twelve constellations after drunkenness

The drunken performance of the twelve constellations can help us live a better life. Many of us will care about the horoscope. Constellations play a key role in one's destiny. As a life reference, the following is the knowledge about the performance of the twelve constellations after drunkenness.

The performance of the twelve constellations after drunkenness 1 1, Aries

As soon as the table comes up, I'll make it first, goo goo ... after three drinks, I'll be passionate, challenge everywhere and find someone to fill the wine. If you don't fight, you will have "friendship and face". As a result, I was drunk, but I still didn't want to leave. I said, "I'm not drunk, come again", but I didn't know I was the only one making noise.

"The sun shines in the sky and the flowers smile at me ..." Don't doubt that you entered the kindergarten. It's true that sheep are drunk. They are born with childlike innocence, and they will never miss this opportunity to perform when they are drunk.

2. Taurus

Silence is the portrayal of Taurus before he got drunk on the wine table. If others don't provoke themselves, they will never raise their glasses and join in the fun. They will only bow their heads and taste the delicious food on the table. When you meet good wine, you just take a few mouthfuls quietly. Never let alcohol take away your taste, otherwise it will be unforgivable.

But once out of control, the normally steady girls may cry like children. It seems that you can only vent when you are drunk. If you say that this meal is my treat to comfort him, I'm sure he will smile through tears.

3.Gemini

It's better to be toasted by you than punished by you. Every cup of wine sent out has a beautiful rhetoric. It is difficult for others to escape the fate of being respected or punished under your golden words. After several rounds, people are knocked down one by one, but you can often keep yourself sane. The sense of achievement of "everyone is drunk, I wake up alone" makes you happy!

Do you walk right with your right foot or left with your left foot? This question is difficult to answer. Let's move our feet together. It is not surprising to see such a scene. When you are drunk, your dual personality is brought into full play.

4. Cancer constellation

When drinking with others, don't brag no matter how much you drink, even if you can drink again. A drunken smile makes people drunk or not funny, but they never get drunk and never mess around with others. Leave quietly when you are drunk, or close your eyes and never disturb others.

Holding a microphone, trying to destroy our nerves with a harsh voice. If there is only one drunk at the end of a banquet, believe me, there will be no one but crab crab.

5. Leo

"I'll do it first and do whatever you want" often pops out of your mouth. You don't force others to drink much. It's boring to force others to drink. Since it is respect, always drink more. Pushing a cup for a bowl, throwing a bowl for an altar, and drinking at orgasm are all rhetoric. The bigger the cowhide is blown, the more vigorously it is drunk, and finally it can't be controlled.

"Ha ha ha ha" I'm afraid no one can imagine what a lion will look like when he is drunk. If a person jumps on the table, points to the ceiling and says, "I am the sun!" " "I hope you can always drink don't turn hostile.

6. Maiden's Palace

At the beginning of drinking, people are very quiet. When others propose a toast, they raise their glasses with their hands and drink less. When there are more and more toasts that have to be entertained, it is difficult to put impulse and passion under rational control. At the climax of drinking, people who criticize their friends crazily, regardless of social injustice, are not cruel enough to make the drunken people present turn from red to blue.

Actually, Virgo is usually not that serious. However, some people said that the head is not as hard as the table. There is such a proposition that it can't stand the test of practice. Do you think Virgo can still drink safely?

7. pounds

You can't ignore the face of others, but you can't ignore the form of drinking. Libra rarely drinks dry. Take your time, push a cup for a change, talk and laugh, don't persuade others, and don't embarrass yourself. Start in happiness and end at the right time.

Even if you are really drunk, you will be elegant, just as the ancients said, "Drink a little wine for half an hour." He will deliberately show his aesthetics with a pleasant atmosphere. I think it's more beautiful to draw the national flag on my face, don't you?

8. Scorpio people

Although I am not allergic to alcohol, out of love for my body, my friends usually invite me to drink, and those who can shirk it will try their best to shirk it, giving people a feeling of poor alcohol consumption.

If you meet a leader who thinks it is worth drinking or someone who is good for you, you will become a person who drinks a lot and is full of gas. Whether you drink or not depends on who you drink with. Usually when he is not drunk, he will reveal all the secrets. If you hear that he has a plan to destroy the earth, don't doubt it, it must be true.

9. Sagittarius

Take drinking as fun, and use warm and humorous words and deeds to mobilize the atmosphere of drinking. Laughter can often be heard at banquets. Drinking is also true. If you can drink, you will never shy away. Admit that you are drunk when you are drunk, and never deny your bluff. It is a gentleman to send a drunken friend home after drinking.

He always speaks recklessly, only when he is drunk, but if he hears such words: "I heard that you are really stupid, is it true?" Everyone will let him get the final unconscious state through physical means.

10, Capricorn

A lot of business entertainment will inevitably be solved by drinking, but drinking can also easily destroy cooperation opportunities. If you can't escape from social intercourse, Capricorn will do enough measures to relieve alcohol when drinking.

Don't always hold a cup to make others look happy, but who knows whether to drink wine or water? On the premise of work, then you must never let your mind go crazy. Very honest, sleep after drinking, nothing will happen at all.

1 1, Aquarius

When can the water bottle be released for drinking? I am a good friend who meets the same smell on the wine table, and I feel excited when I see each other. Together, it is a carnival, no drunkenness, no return, no sound.

Drinking and quarreling will get louder and louder, and even raise your hand, but when you wake up, you can't remember anything and continue to have the same taste. One minute you and he are discussing the future lifestyle, and he is still arguing with you about the role of computers in future life. You blinked and found that he had shrunk under the table.

12, Pisces

Pisces is a duck-catching type. Knowing how much you can drink, it's hard to get other people's advice, so I have to bring all the wine I have offered and pour it into my stomach with a frown. Seeing that you are so "frank", naturally more and more people will advise you to drink, and you will often be the first person to surrender in the dark.

Fish and fish think differently from others. They are not interested in the sun, and seem to prefer to be the moon or candles or something. The moon is fine, but if someone insists on her, what do you want to do? She doesn't know what to do.

The drunken performance of the zodiac 2 Aries

Known as the "wine field ghost sees sorrow", no one can live without a few drinks. The killer is to do it first, and the others are free. After a few drinks, it starts to look like a floating balloon, but how can Aries, whose face is bigger than the sky, admit that she has drunk too much? The best way is to pull more people into the water. In a word, it is better for one person to get drunk than others.

Taurus constellation

Taurus will pretend to be sober even if he is drunk, and there is always a string in his heart, which is shameful and can't stay here. So they will get out of the way silently, so that everyone can't see themselves, or go straight home and go to bed immediately when they get home, and the drowsiness will come soon.

Gemini

Gemini drinks too much, but when he is not completely drunk, he just doesn't talk. The most terrible thing is to ask the truth and why. They want to know everything, say everything, and have endless words and worries. When Gemini is completely drunk, he really cries and laughs, which is really schizophrenia. He couldn't bear to look straight, thinking: Can you stop knowing me in the future?

Cancer constellation

Cancer's most common state after drunkenness is incoherent, rambling, crying, noisy, forbearing and low-key. Cancer has endured too many things in their daily life, but their fragile hearts can't really digest these negative energies, so they all burst out with the help of drunkenness, so the momentum is particularly huge and looks scary.

Le Signe du Lion

Some people say that Leo people are drunk and will definitely brag. The truth is that he can brag at ordinary times, but not when he is drunk. Why? Because everything he does when he is drunk is subconscious and true, bragging itself is false, so he can make it up when he is sober. How can he make it up when he is drunk? Leo will only giggle when he is drunk, and then hold himself steady and can't continue to be humiliated until he falls down at home and can't get up again.

virgo

Virgo is very particular about one word. She works in moderation, speaks in moderation and is polite. She will never go off the rails. Even if she was drunk with friends, subconsciously, she kept reminding herself what to do next and what not to do. If she gets caught up in something she shouldn't do at this party, she will immediately review herself afterwards and never do it again.

libra

Once Libra doesn't drink too much, unless she needs to relax because of the pressure of life recently, once she is drunk, she can forget everything, say what she dared not say before, and do all the things she usually dared not do. Even if she wakes up, as long as she doesn't admit it, others will only regard it as a drunken gaffe and won't take it seriously.

Scorpius

Scorpio is patient at ordinary times and looks like the master of the world, but once he is drunk, when his guard is lifted, he begins to say something from the heart, "Wife (husband), in fact, I love you very much, although I often bully you, but it is also because of love." In short, I told all the secrets in my heart. When I woke up the next morning, I proudly denied everything I said last night!

Sagittarius

In order to show that he is not drunk, the drunken Sagittarius runs around the field with a bottle, and then a group of people chase after him. This photo is so different. As he ran, he proved to everyone: Look, I can walk in a straight line and play 300 rounds in all kinds of words. They won't stop until they are drunk, but in the blink of an eye they are already unconscious.

Capricorn. Compare CAPRICORN

The cold Capricorn said, I won't get drunk. If I get drunk, if I can't find my way home, or if something bad happens, who will be responsible, I will always stay awake. At first, you may have two drinks for entertainment, but once you feel drunk, no matter how others persuade you, Capricorn will not drink any more. When I get home safely, I will fall asleep silently.

Aquarius constellation

Aquarius says, even if you are drunk, others think you are not drunk, perhaps because you are usually unreliable? Others may take a sip of wine from the cup and come to Aquarius, but it is not brave to blow the bottle! When you are drunk, you will change your nerves. You should sing and come when you are happy, just like when you are awake!

fishes

Pisces is drunk, crying, complaining and noisy. We must speak out all kinds of grievances in our daily life, drag others to uphold justice, then fantasize about the scene, and then the actors will play various roles and have fun, so don't let Pisces get drunk, otherwise they can't sleep, and no one wants to sleep.