12 constellation makeup joke _ the appearance of the twelve constellations makeup

★ Aries

Mother told Yang Yang: "Don't put on a skirt; Or the little boy will see the underwear inside! "

One day, Yangyang said happily to his mother, "Today I played on the swing with Xiaoming, and I won!" " "

Mother said angrily, "didn't I tell you?" Don't put on a skirt! "

Yang Yang proudly said, "But I'm so smart! I took off my underwear so that he couldn't see! "

(Aries, brave and straightforward, dare to do it)

★ Taurus

Melon vendor: "Come and eat watermelon, it's free if it's not sweet!" " "

Niu Niu: "Wow! Great, boss, have a sweet one! "

(housekeeper, want to cheat, take care of yourself Taurus)

★ Gemini

Mom called Shuangshuang: "Get up quickly! The rooster has crowed several times! "

Both of them said, "What does a cock crow have to do with me? I am not a hen! "

(Gemini with strong self-awareness and self-thinking ability)

★ Cancer

On the bus, crab crab said, "I want to sleep with my mother tonight!"

Mother asked, "Did you sleep with your mother when you married your daughter-in-law?"

Crab crab said without thinking, "Hmm!"

Mom asked again, "What about your daughter-in-law?"

Crab crab thought for a long time and said, "It's very simple. Let her sleep with her father!"

Mom: "!"

(Oedipus complex, with cancer)

★ Leo

Lion lion goes to grandma's birthday party and eats birthday buns. The lion lion asked, "Why do we eat this birthday steamed stuffed bun like ass?"

They listened to the face big change.

The lion lion saw the bean paste in Shoubao and said, "Grandma, look! There is also shit in it! "

Everyone fainted, vomited and vomited.

A proud lion who only thinks for himself and is not afraid of other people's eyes.

★CN building

Curious about navel everywhere, ask dad.

Dad briefly talked about the reason why the umbilical cord connects the fetus and the mother, saying, "After the baby left the mother, the doctor cut the umbilical cord and tied a knot, which later became the navel."

Everywhere: "Why doesn't the doctor tie a bow?"

(curious and pursuing perfection CN)

● Libra

Father said to Tian Tian, "Don't go to school today. Last night, your mother gave birth to two younger brothers. Just tell the teacher. "

Answer every day: "Dad, I only said that I gave birth to one; The other one, I want to stay until next week when I don't want to go to school. "

(Smart Libra, weigh the pros and cons)

● Scorpio

The scorpion was bitten by a mosquito as soon as it fell asleep.

Scorpions get up to catch mosquitoes, but they can't get out. He pointed to the mosquito and said, "well, I'll go out if you don't go out!" " With that, he left the room, closed the door and said proudly, "Hum! If I don't come back tonight, I will starve you to death! "

(Scorpio who is not sensible and does not play by common sense)

● Sagittarius

Pat: "Dad, why do you have so much white hair?"

Dad: "Because you are naughty, Dad has a lot of white hair."

Shooting: "Then why are they all grandfathers with white hair?"

Dad: "!"

(Thinking about Shooter)

● Capricorn

When it suddenly began to rain that day, Jiejie went to the street with her mother.

Mother said, "It's raining, run!" " "

Jie Jie asked slowly, "Isn't it going to rain ahead?"

(Capricorn who understands reality and is too lazy to change)

● Aquarius

Aquarius asks his mother, "Why are you called Mr. Jiang's ancestor?"

Mother said, "Because' ancestor' is the name of the deceased."

Bottles and jars said, "Should the deceased grandmother be called' fresh milk'?"

(A water bottle that is naturally different and always has a brain thinking different from ordinary people)

● Pisces

Dad told the fish that he often went hungry when he was a child.

Fish and fish had tears in their eyes after listening, and asked sympathetically, "Oh, Dad, did you come to our house because you didn't have food?"

Pisces (compassionate, no matter what the situation)