Selected funny tongue twisters [25 articles]

# Tongue twister # Introduction Some tongue twisters are awkward. The following is a complete collection of funny tongue twisters. Let's have a look!

1, the mill grinds ink, and the ink mill grinds ink; Add coal to Mei, and the coal explodes Xiang Mei's eyebrows.

2, three mountains and four waters, four waters around three mountains; Three mountains and four waters are always spring, and four waters and three mountains are always spring.

3. Dating is dating, and names are names. Dating can't be said as an adult name, and people's names can't be said as dating.

The paper is wrapped in fine silver thread, and there are 4444 small dead lice skins lying on the fine silver thread.

5. Cowherd loves six niang, six niang loves Cowherd, Cowherd misses six niang every year, six niang loves Cowherd every year, and Lang Niang loves Lang.

6. There are ninety-nine willows behind the building, and ninety-nine people weave willow baskets. Ninety-nine people, ninety-nine willows, ninety-nine wickerwork, ninety-nine wicker baskets.

7. You can stew frozen tofu, or you can stew my frozen tofu; You can't stew frozen tofu, so don't spoil my stewed frozen tofu.

8. The crow stands on the back of the black pig and says that the black pig is black, and the black pig says that the crow is darker than the black pig; The crow said it was not as black as Darkmouth, the black pig, and the black pig smiled.

9. Gray fertilizer turns black, and black fertilizer turns gray. The volatilization of gray fertilizer will turn black, the volatilization of black fertilizer will turn gray, the volatilization of gray fertilizer will turn gray, and the volatilization of black fertilizer will turn gray.

10, I only care what I care about. Do you care about me? Do I care about you as much as I care about you?

1 1, find a mm, saying it is to test her English ability. You say a word, and mm says the second letter of the word. Say a few words rashly at first, and then the fun will begin.

12. South-South has a basket. There are plates, bowls and bowls in the basket, and there are Fan Fan in the bowls and bowls. Nannan turned the basket upside down, and the basket buckled the plate, which hit the bowl and spilled Fan Fan.

13, Liu Liu Penny walks through a wide ditch, and a cow is carrying a basket full of beans. Cows jump and roll in ditches, and baskets roll in ditches and scatter beans. Pick up the beans, pick them up and put them in the basket, put them in the ditch, and let the cows go forward.

14, Cowherd loves Liu Niang, Cowherd loves Liu Niannian, Year after Year, Year after Year, Year after Year, Year after Year, Year after Year, Lang is about, and people's names are people's names. Dating can't be said as an adult name, and people's names can't be said as dating.

15, Shishi loves lions and vows to eat ten lions. At the right time, ten lions are suitable for listing, ten lions are ten lions, and ten lions die. I picked up the bodies of ten lions and put them in the stone room, which is wet. My envoy cleaned the stone house, and so did the stone house. I looked at the ten lions: that's the bodies of ten lions!

16, the actor speaks Wu and the actress speaks Minnan. The hero is a pilot of the Far East Jin State, and the heroine plays researcher Lu Xun. Researchers and pilots; Wu dialect and Minnan dialect. You said the actors didn't play all of them?

17, there are eight banana trees in front of Babao, and eight myna want to live in the banana trees. Eight old men are angry with eight old men. Eight old men made eight clay balls to beat eight myna, so as not to let eight myna live in eight banana trees in front of eight old men.

18, golden melon, silver melon, melon shed is full of melons, melons fall down and play with little dolls. The doll is called Niang, the doll is strange and the melon laughs at the doll. Brother feeds the fruit, and the fruit wants fruit; Brother gave the fruit, and the fruit giggled.

19, one and a half cans are half cans, and two and a half cans are one can; Three and a half cans are one and a half cans, and four and a half cans are two cans; Five and a half cans are two and a half cans, and six and a half cans are three full cans; Seven, eight, nine and a half cans. Please count how many cans there are.

20, a partner, let him say "mouse" three times first, and then say "mouse is old" three times. After he finished saying "mouse, mouse, mouse is old, mouse is old", he immediately asked him "what is the cat most afraid of" and almost guaranteed that he would answer "mouse".

2 1, Ma Dama's son is called Ma Daha and Ma Daha's mother is called Ma Dama. Aunt Ma asked Ma Daha to buy twist, and Ma Daha bought watermelon for Aunt Ma. Aunt Ma asked Ma Daha to cut sesame seeds, and Ma Daha picked cotton for Aunt Ma. Aunt Ma told Ma Daha that she couldn't be careless in the future. If Ma Daha didn't change Ma Daha, Aunt Ma wouldn't want Ma Daha either.

22. Carelessly find three tools, such as three cups. Let your partner say "forget" when you knock the first one, "love" when you knock the second one, and "water" when you knock the third one, which is euphemistically called testing your partner's reaction speed. Then, often knock on the first one, if your partner says "forget, forget, forget, woof, woof.

23. A lame man came from the south with a needle pinned to his waist and from the north with eggplant on his shoulder. The lame who don't hang nails should exchange hanging nails for eggplant picking, and the eggplant picking should not be given to the lame who don't hang nails. The lame man who didn't knock took out the hammer at his waist and smashed it at the hammer that picked eggplant. The hammer that picked up the eggplant picked it up and hit the lame man who didn't knock.

24. There are 88 bamboos in front of the 88-year-old father-in-law, and 88 myna will come to spend the night on the 88 bamboos in front of the 88-year-old father-in-law. Eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law forbid eighty-eight mynahs to spend the night on eighty-eight bamboos. Eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law sends eighty-eight golden bow and silver bullets to shoot eighty-eight mynahs, and eighty-eight mynahs are not allowed to spend the night on eighty-eight bamboos before eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law

The 25.66-year-old man built 66 buildings, bought 66 baskets of oil, raised 66 cows and planted 66 weeping willows. Sixty-six baskets of oil, piled in sixty-six buildings; Sixty-six cows were buckled on sixty-six weeping willows. Suddenly a strong wind blew down sixty-six buildings, overturned sixty-six baskets of oil, broke sixty-six weeping willows, killed sixty-six cows and killed sixty-six-year-old Lu Laohan.