Don't ask the boy what sign he is.

He was a Libra when I met you.

He was an Aries when he chased you.

Get him. He is a Leo.

Go out to eat and play for a second to become a Taurus.

Quarrel. He is a Virgo.

Look at other girls. He's a Sagittarius.

Pisces after sleeping with other girls.

You ask him, he is a Gemini.

You tell his mother that he will become a cancer.

You talk about marriage, he is Capricorn.

When invincible and selfish, it is Aquarius.

He was a Scorpio after the breakup.

(Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... fun)