Make fun of your chubby circle of friends (50 sentences)

Make fun of my circle of friends (the first sentence) 1. I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.

I hope everything is as simple as gaining weight.

In all these years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.

I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid my weight won't allow it.

5. I'm not fat, I'm cute.

6. I like people who treat me well when I am fat, and I will definitely repay you if I lose weight.

7. Fat has grown on my face and fingers recently. How can I be thin?

8. The angle of taking pictures is really important. I accidentally shot myself short and fat.

9. Actually, I kept it from everyone. I gained weight quietly. I can't accept it. I can't sleep at night.

10. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

1 1. Fat people have one more defensive way to play basketball than ordinary people: chest defense.

12. I bit the muscles in my cheek while eating and suddenly realized that I was fat.

13. I walked a thousand steps and didn't even consume the energy of a bowl of rice, and I felt fat again.

14. Your short is lifelong, and my fat is temporary.

15. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

16. Fat in vain, full of hope.

17. I feel like a big fat man now, eating more and more and completely out of control, and I can eat whatever I want!

I'm teasing my fat circle of friends (part two) 18. I've been having a good time recently. It's good to be carefree. I am fat and a little scorpion girl, so come on!

19. Xiao Da, who says she is not fat but has a fat face, is really cute and wants to bite MengMeng's bread face.

20. The naked eye can see the speed of weight gain. Every time I go out to eat, I'm embarrassed to say I'm fat. It's too difficult.

2 1. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

22. This is delicious, too. I want it, too. It's time to gain weight in the new year, so sad.

23. The world is so big, I just want a stable and fat relationship.

24. My dream at the moment. Is to become a popsicle. Hit those anxious fat people.

25. After so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.

It is said that all fat papers have one thing in common, that is, they have been touched by others. Have you ever been touched?

27. If you can afford it, you won't be so picky as a thin man. If you don't eat this, you won't do it.

28. Look at you, plump and charming, with narrow eyes. You are so beautiful.

I have gained a few pounds recently, so I must avoid eating salad in winter. It's really sad

30. My beauty is said to be unworthy.

3 1. The meaning of being fat lies not in how much and what you eat, but in how you eat. Feel it.

The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

33. What is the mentality of ordering takeout in the middle of the night? Maybe it's because you're not fat enough, so keep your fat.

34. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a fat life.

Make fun of your chubby circle of friends (Chapter 3) 35. With you, my heart can no longer hold others. After all, you have gained weight.

36. The child is getting fatter and cuter.

37. I accidentally gained another kilo and started eating grass next week. Look, everything is ready.

38. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

39. If you are not careful, you will gain weight again! Try to squeeze out your double chin! Run 40 minutes today!

40. If time is killing pigs, then obesity is killing dragons!

4 1. After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight. Fat people don't deserve collarbone.

42. Fat women like to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants. They stood there like mailboxes.

43. Whether you eat or not, what you eat will make you fat.

44. The highest level of fatness is to wear school pants as jeans.

45. The word "lose weight" is quite distracting when you want to participate.

46. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

47. My face is fat several times, and I feel blessed when I look at it, trying to make my life more complete.

48. Don't say I'm fat, you can grow to 250 if you can!

49. oh, my god If you can't make me thin! Just make my friend fat!

50. Being fat means being fat. It's no use changing your hairstyle.

Make fun of your fat humor and talk about 50 sentences in the collection.

Talk about the humorous mood of poking fun at yourself for gaining weight (I) 1. Since the weather is so cold, can you freeze my mouth so that I won't gain weight if I don't eat?

2. I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.

The only way to resist the cold winter is to store fat. I mean I'm getting fat again.

I don't think it is necessary to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and heating should be done in four months!

5. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

6. The epidemic is coming to an end. I don't want to eat any more midnight snacks and instant noodles. The trend of getting fat gradually is not optimistic.

7. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.

8. Say I'm not fat, but I have a chubby face, which is really cute. I want to bite MengMeng's bread face.

9. Fortunately, I ate myself fat before, otherwise I felt that this demon wind blew me away in minutes, and I was tired after a short walk.

10. As the saying goes, going out to hang out will be paid back sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.

1 1. Many people interpret "generosity" as "pregnancy".

12. I'm still eating this thing. I may think I gain weight too slowly.

13. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!

14. I slap myself hard when I take toner every day! I hope I can shoot a little.

15. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

16. We agreed to lose weight. Forget it. Don't gain weight after meals.

17. Recently, everyone said that I have gained weight. One told me to eat snacks, and the other made me snacks every day.

Talk about the humorous mood of poking fun at yourself for gaining weight (II) 18. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.

19. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.

20. I cried, my face became fatter and fatter, and my limbs were still too thin. Is it like this to gain weight?

2 1. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

22. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid I won't be weighed.

No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those sitting on the sofa.

24. I don't know what the hell it is, but I really want to eat something chocolate. I really don't feel fat enough.

25. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

26. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. Eating less won't hurt!

27. Losing weight in summer is the only goal of my sister! Funny me and my funny colleagues.

Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? Why did you gain weight today?

29. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. At the moment, it is like air-dried sausage, which is dry without any moisture, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

30. People get fat in middle age, and when it comes to losing weight, it's on the top!

3 1. For so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.

32. You can't see your feet when you look down. ...

33. My beauty is said to be unworthy.

34. Compared with me, I am fatter and more capable.

Talking about the humorous mood of poking fun at oneself for gaining weight (Chapter III) 35. In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.

36. I always feel particularly hungry recently. Then eat more. I thought I had gained weight.

37. Every fat man is a potential stock. You have no idea how beautiful it is to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.

38. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you.

39. I heard that chubby is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is simply nobody! I think it's okay!

40. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

4 1. Fat is fat. It's no use changing your hairstyle.

42. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

43. I feel fat now, eating more and more is completely out of control, and I can eat whatever I want!

I can turn over in such a short distance.

45. The meaning of being fat lies not in how much and what you eat, but in how you eat. Feel it.

46. If you can afford it, you won't be so picky as a thin man. If you don't eat this, you won't do it.

47. At that time, when I took photos, I always felt fat and had a thick waist. Watch it again. Now I have feelings for this body fat.

48. Fat people are always updating their closets.

49. Fat women like to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants. They stood there like mailboxes.

50. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

Humorous sentences recommended by friends who ridicule the hot weather.

A humorous remark made by a circle of friends about the hot weather 1. This weather is suitable for sitting on a hot kang and playing cards with melon seeds, isn't it? I survived the winter and almost froze to death this spring ...

2. It's all cooked pork belly, and I almost brought salt to myself.

Please put the male and female servants in limbo, they will not stand it, it's too hot!

There is a hot summer every year, and the fan asks the sky, why is it so hot this summer? Prevent heatstroke, have more leisure and keep your heart. People have joys and sorrows, and there are four seasons that are cold and warm. Hope good friends, happy years are sweet!

It's too hot recently, so I didn't eat well.

6. I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that a beautiful promise was too young.

7. Going out to meet acquaintances and being baked by the sun.

8. Inventory the top ten summer resorts around Chongqing for you: 1. A room with air conditioning. 2. Air-conditioned room. 3. Air-conditioned room. 4. Air-conditioned room. 5. Air-conditioned room. 6. Air-conditioned room. 7. Air-conditioned room. 8.

9. Bai: In the past, all the little dragons in the sea were dying from the sun. On the way to learn the scriptures, the hoof faces west and looks like a water dispenser everywhere.

10. One-week horoscope. Aries, Taurus and Gemini are prone to heatstroke this week; Cancer, Leo, Libra and Pisces should pay attention to heat protection; Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn and Aquarius try to avoid outdoor activities; Other constellations or something.

1 1. Some aunt: It's really hot: I bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home!

12. Why do so many people say it's hot? . . Actually, it's okay . . I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . . If you really can't do it, tell the person you like, and soon your heart will be cold.

13. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. It was so hot to sleep with him.

14. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing and slept with him and died of heat.

15. There are many swindlers on the street now. Everyone should be careful when going out in the future. Today, a person in the street kept saying that it was hot and hot. I followed him for three blocks, but he didn't die.

16. Hair loss is serious in hot weather. People wear the same clothes in spring, summer, autumn and winter, which is quite difficult for it.

17. Summer is coming, the weather is hot, there are more girls, glistening thighs! However, although girls nowadays dress more dangerously than one, they look safer than one. ...

18. Because I use a little more water, I just take a bath for less than 15 minutes every day and it gets hot. My old man actually said that I was "you don't know how expensive rice is", which is really incomprehensible.

19. "Xiao Ming, please make a sentence with' innocence' ..." "It's really hot today!"

20. Sorrow: It describes the intense sunshine in summer, which means extreme heat. Example: "The scorching sun scorches people, but the rice seedlings are half burnt."

In this weather, you should have a bowl of hot laver and egg soup. I didn't. I hope you can drink it.

22. I just need a pinch of cumin before the barbecue.

23. protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people ~

24. It's very hot, so I can't eat much. Before going out in the morning, I made buckwheat noodles and tempura in a hurry and took them to the company for lunch for my boyfriend. He said I was a talented little chef.

25. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

26. How to send a hot circle of friends today?

27. It's hot, use your indifference to avoid it.

28. It's 36 degrees today, and it's as hot as death, but there is only one electric fan in my house. My mother brought my only electric fan from the living room into my room. My mother has been like this all these years. Every year in the hottest summer, she will bring the electric fan into my room and let me use it alone, while she silently turns on the air conditioner in the room.

29. It's so hot that it's twisted.

30. The whole city is hot to death, people are hot to death on the hot road, primitive people are hot to death, Carragher becomes a dog, and we will eventually suffocate in summer. China is hot to death, and the incoming sun, if you give me a cool day, what about the air conditioner we chased together in those years? No. 10654

3 1. Chongqing is good, steaming sangla for free every day. Steam in other places is just refreshing, we are steaming!

32. I'm not an ant on hot bricks, I'm a crab about to be cooked.

33. This mat, you must be a spy sent by the electric blanket.

If this high temperature continues, to be honest, I am particularly optimistic about this year's military training. Thinking of this, I suddenly felt a lot cooler. Hahaha!

35. Today, my girlfriend and I had a quarrel ... very fierce. Later, I went online and stopped arguing with her. She gave a good scolding. I silently opened Taobao and found the dress 1200 that she always wanted to buy. Call her when she finishes ordering. Seeing the computer, the naive girl immediately froze: Uncle, I was wrong!

When I put a coin into the wishing pool, a lovely elf asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said to him: Please help me take good care of this information reader, never be depressed, always be happy! It's hot, pay attention to your health!

37. It's not a matter of a few days, but a matter of months.

38. It's 38 degrees today and 40 degrees tomorrow. Pay attention to turning over when you go out, pay attention to the heat, bring cumin, and don't bake beard!

39. At noon, it was even hotter. People are hiding at home, turning on electric fans and blowing air conditioners. Dogs hide in the shade of trees for the summer, and they use their unique tongue to dissipate heat. They are panting like asthma patients. The tap water at home is steaming hot, and the bird doesn't know where to hide; The vegetation is dejected and despondent, like dying; Only cicadas make broken calls on the branches; Like breaking gongs and drums and cheering for the scorching sun!

40. Even if it is very hot in summer, will you still give the mosquito a set meal?

The circle of friends teased the humorous sentences about the hot weather. Part III: 4 1. It is so hot in summer!

42. djinn: Too big is not good. The sun is just above my head. I am more masculine than anyone now.

43. It's hot, but I'm still wearing a sweater.

44. This summer, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and barbecue, and only a garlic between me and scallops!

45. The sun is so big that it is dying.

46. A wisp of yearning turns into a cool breeze, and a little coolness comes to me. A little care is accompanied by drizzle, and a little friendship is by my side. A short message is melodious and blessed every word. I wish my friend you happiness every day and all the best! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

47. I don't usually send messages. If I want to send it, I will only send it creatively! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.

48. I owe my life to the air conditioner.

49. It's too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and go home to become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

50. I bought eggs and turned into chickens! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car didn't light itself! Meet strangers, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot, and the mahjong is burnt as soon as it is finished! Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling in hot weather!

5 1. By summer, we will eventually die of heat!

52. Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you desperately demanded eight months ago has finally come true!

53. It is not naivety that defeats me, but naivety.

54. Clothes can be worn after washing.

Your mother and I fell into the river at the same time. Please save your mother first. It's too hot. I want to stay in the water for a while.

56. The burnt gold boulders scorch and melt metals and stones. Describe the weather as extremely dry and hot.

57. This year is a leap year. Run April and add April. Happiness increases smiles, health increases health, good luck increases happy events, friendship increases happiness, salary increases financial resources, and love increases warmth. In the leap year, I wish you more laughter and happiness. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

58. A man fell, causing severe facial burns.

After these days of high temperature, I became invisible in the dark and didn't show my teeth.

60. It's so hot that your temper will explode in minutes.

Send a circle of friends to talk about the humorous mood of gaining weight.

Talk about the humorous mood of the circle of friends getting fat (1) 1. Every big weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.

Give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you at this moment.

Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

I wanted to be a lightning bolt this year, illuminating your eyes, but I didn't want to be a solid wall, blocking your sight.

6. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

7. "Inclusive woman" refers to me.

8. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

9. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

10. Short or symmetrical. Hey, he's not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.

1 1. I am fat now, and my smile is not as good as before. The only advantage is that the hug is warmer than before.

12. It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat. Hehe, right.

13. The typhoon came, and people and trees around it were blown away …

14. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

15. Everyone lined up to weigh themselves. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.

16. The meaning of being fat is not how much and what you eat, but how you eat. Feel it.

17. Scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.

18. oh, my god If you can't make me thin! Just make my friend fat!

19. A fat man is fatter than others.

20. If you sell it to me by weight, I can maintain Wang Sicong.

Send a circle of friends to talk about the humorous mood of gaining weight (2) 1. With such a little distance, I will be able to turn over soon.

2. Don't call others vulgar just because they have gained a little weight!

3. I want to be fat into a sea and drown the thin people who laugh at me!

I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, or my life will be incomplete.

The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

In all these years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.

7. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.

8. What's the point of being fat? I am from thin down.

9. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will repay you well when I lose weight.

10. It is heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

1 1. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.

12. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. At the moment, it is like air-dried sausage, which is dry without any moisture, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

13. The biggest happiness of fat people is to eat too much and get fat.

14. My beauty is not worthy.

15. Look in the mirror, touch your hair and say, "Grow quickly, grow quickly."

16. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you.

17. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.

18. Fatso's helplessness: the small shirt is clear at a glance.

19. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?

20. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.

Let's talk about the humorous mood in the circle of friends (3) 1. The face is fat several times. It is lucky to look at the fat face and try to make your life more complete.

My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.

You are short-lived, and my fatness is temporary.

4. What's missing? We don't know, people are dumbfounded because they are fat, and I am angry because I am thin.

In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

6. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

7. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. When I lost weight, I must repay you.

Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold?

9. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.

10. It's not that we are too fat, it's you.

1 1. My three shortcomings are: fat; Fat; I can't lose that much!

12. Fei Kuang is really fat. He rolled to Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel, but his voice was like a line, thin and low.

13. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear."

14. I am not fat, I am just thin.

15. Those who can't even keep their nutrition are the scum of mankind.

16. Smiling, my eyes disappeared, and two pieces of meat on my cheek kept shaking up and down with the action.

17. You hugged me gently from behind, and your hands couldn't close properly.

18. The good-looking one is called green tea bitch, and mine can only be called Hulk.

19. Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.

20. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

Friends of a group of people who claim to be dry (50 sentences)

A circle of friends who describes himself as a freeloader (I) 1. Do what you can't do, and dry rice won the first place.

2. A dry rice man, a dry rice soul, a dry rice man needs a pot of rice to eat, and a dry rice man is full of energy, so he can't enter the door when he is full. A dry man eats a lot, eats the world with a big mouth, loves to feel sleepy, and is full of energy when he arrives at the meal. You and I are both kings of rice.

I will cook a good meal on that smelly and rotten day.

4. "Nothing is positive, there is something wrong with your brain."

5. "The happiest thing is to have dinner with the person you like."

6. "As soon as the rice bell is turned on, there must be a rice cooker on the playground."

7. "I wanted to be a quiet scholar, but I found that my stomach was full of oil and water without ink."

8. When I went out to get the express delivery, a little sister ran towards me, holding a takeaway in her hand and shouting, Come on, rice man.

9. If you keep cooking, there is nothing you can't catch up with. Cook for oil!

10. No matter whether you are white, black or lace, dried rice people only see shredded potatoes, shredded pork with fish flavor and shredded pork with green pepper!

1 1. "The canteen finally remembered the fear of being dominated by the dry rice people that day."

12. king of rice in the canteen, lightning wolf after school.

13. People who do dry meals are sleepy and will feel refreshed when they arrive at the meal. To ask which is better, you and I are both kings of rice.

14. I don't have anyone, but I've been fucking others.

15. The desert is lonely and straight, so you can't be late for dinner. Rivers flow into the sea, and I am the strongest in the canteen.

16. The king of sleeping in class, the king of dry food in the canteen and the king of loneliness in school, referred to as Wang Zhongwang.

17. This is the secret of the wolf cubs growing up in an instant, the upland rice man, the upland rice soul.

18. Others work for life, and I live for life.

19. "If you are not cruel today, you will have no spirit tomorrow. If you don't do it, you are arrogant. If you don't do it, you are arrogant. As long as your appetite is stable, the game will be great. "

20. Looking for a man is looking for someone who can help me grab other food!

2 1. "Never be one step behind others, because leftovers are reserved for slow runners."

22. Don't call me single dog. I'm not like them. I am the lightning wolf in the canteen.

23. Live a steaming life and eat delicious food in ordinary days.

24. As long as you eat steadily every day, the game controller can be excellent.

A circle of friends who describe themselves as dry goods (part two) 25. "Some people are worried about exams, some people are worried about elections, and only I, an idiot, worry about what to eat every day."

I don't have a partner, but I want to do better than others.

27. Young people have no martial arts, and scholars only know nothing.

28. Others go to club activities after class, go back to the dormitory to catch plays, and go to the library to swim in the ocean of knowledge. Go straight to the canteen to eat after class!

29. The food is infinitely good. Eat early.

30. It's not too late to cook in a lonely desert. Long rivers flow into the sea, and I am good at dry food.

3 1. Ganfan Xia, Ganfan Soul, Ganfan are all people, and Ganfan is king. We all want to be dry rice men.

32. Dry people eat more and more every day, and the more they sleep, the more sleepy they get. I really want to go out to play in this damn fine weather.

33. 80% of the pain in life comes from dry food, but I know that if there is no dry food, 100% of the pain comes from lack of money, so I choose dry food between dry food and lack of money.

Don't cry for your feelings, just stay awake for a dry night.

35. "Eat well, sleep well and live well. I hope that all my past efforts can realize my ideals and ambitions. "

36. People are iron rice steel. When eating, they should be dry and fragrant.

37. "Through the Norwegian forest, let me enter your dream. The sunset fell on my armor. A white horse does not necessarily ride a prince. A dark horse prince, cosmopolitan. It's nine o'clock at night. I'm not Ma Siwei. I have eaten too much dry food, and I am getting fat. "

38. Life is bittersweet, and the only happiness is dry rice.

39. People who eat rice, the soul of rice and rice are all people. Eat today and eat tomorrow, rice children are the most energetic.

40. We will cook quietly and make everyone go hungry.

4 1. It is difficult to drink 8 glasses of water every day, but to cook 8 bowls of rice, you only need to invite me to invite you to dinner.

42. Actually, I have a secret crush on you, but dry food matters, so I didn't have time to say it.

43. Heroes don't ask the source, and beautiful women don't ask the weight.

44. "Dry rice is really happy, and falling in love will only affect the speed of my dry rice."

45. In this impetuous and fast-paced society, only a moment's dry food makes me calm and carefree.

46. I am either cooking or thinking about you.

47. "Do you know what the dignity of a dry man is? His dignity must have rushed over and tasted the first bite. "

48. "I'm full of other people's love stories. I'm full."