Fortune Telling Collection - Zodiac Analysis - The most beautiful meet you classic lines

The most beautiful meet you classic lines

1, people squander their youth in the most youthful years, only looking back and not regretting.

2, Anning lamented that weight loss is really the mainstream of the world.

3. "You said that our future child is a god of death, which is quite good."

4. "You don't know how much I miss you. How can I leave?"

Well, if you want to kill someone, I will help you pass the knife.

6. In youth, among all sentient beings, finding someone you love and making her love you is the greatest happiness in this life.

Fortunately, I never gave up. Fortunately, I thought about her from beginning to end. Fortunately, he wants to try again. Luckily, she wanted him.

Students, Jesus said, you can't have it because you don't ask for it. You can't get it if you ask, because it's no use asking.

Mao Mao: By the way, today is 9 1 1.

Anning: Oh.

Mao Mao: Do you think we should call the President of the United States on this big day or something?

Anning: International calls are very expensive. Say less.

Mao Mao: What are you going to say?

Anning: Well ... every year has today. ...

10. Actually, is silence an inexhaustible word?

Fatalism is an excuse for the weak who lack willpower.

12, in fact, fairy tales are incredibly dark. What do red shoes tell us? If you don't want to go barefoot to the funeral, if you only have a pair of red shoes, then your feet will be cut off! What did the ugly duckling tell you? The world centers on beauty and ugliness. When you are an ugly duckling, everyone wants to kill you unless you live to become a swan. Where is the little mermaid? Oh, you shouldn't covet something that doesn't belong to you, or it will become a bubble at sea. I don't know what to say about princess and the pea, and the Sparkling Box. What are you encouraging? This is really a rip-off!

13, life is beautiful, but it is also short. Death is one of the few things that can be accomplished by lying down.

14, Anning, I have a crush on you for six years.

15, I miss you so much, how can I leave?

16, peace, don't turn around and forget me.

17, according to Jin Yong's logic, people who use strange weapons are generally not the protagonists.

18, forget, just because I don't remember and don't care.

19, Peace: History is a very subtle thing, it may not be true, but on the other hand, no matter how you hide it, there will always be a little skirt. Not indelible, but indelible. Of course, it can't be cleaned.

If you want to see my back, I don't mind, but I prefer you to walk beside me.

22. I miss you so much, how can I leave?

23. It doesn't matter. Do you know the difference?

24. I don't want it clearly, but I can't get it.

25. Do you think my wife will look at you compared with me?

26. If a person can make him forget for five or six years, then simply remember for a lifetime, because it is clear that there will be no second one.

27. Then ask your wife to give up drinking.

Peace, I believe you can handle it.

If you want to kill someone, I'll pass the knife for you

30. The boy gritted his teeth and finally said, "My name is Liu Chuyu, a sophomore and a senior. You can come to me at any time if you have any difficulties. "

Anning: "Well ... I'm a sophomore, so I don't have any difficulties at present."

3 1, teacher: "volta river is characterized by the constant repetition of themes and variations ... so what does this repetitive rhythm express?"

Anning: "Repetition ... Repetition ... er ... is ... infinite cycle decimal ..."

Neither side understands.

The teacher said seriously, "So, where do you think this piece is suitable for use? What kind of emotions do you show? "

Anning whispered, "It's suitable for making an alarm clock ..."

Teacher: "You stay after class."

32. Anning's cell phone rang. This is a short message. "What are you doing?"

"Discuss the origin of the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon and Koreans."

"I will come to school later. You have nothing else to do. Why don't you have dinner with me? "

"Very good."

Then, after the peace was issued, I realized that the number was strange ... hmm (to express hesitation, etc.) ... 284932.9999999999994 who is it?

Rose: "Meow, who is it?"

Anning: "I don't know."

Black line: "I didn't even know you were so active?"

Anning: "... people are very friendly."

He smiled at this moment, bowed his head slightly and asked softly, "How do you know today is my birthday?"

Anning sighed lightly, not sure if he was blushing: "You also filled in the project information." I don't want to be embarrassed, so I try to promote the atmosphere. "1October15th, you should be a Libra."

Xu Moting looked at her and gently reminded her mouth. "What happened to Libra?" .

Anning: "According to the constellation, your ruler is Cupid and my ruler is Venus." .

"Then what?"

"Well ... in Christianity, Venus represents the devil, the devil and the god of love ... Have you read Milton's Paradise Lost?"

He just laughed, so she went on to say, "The devil and the child who loves God are … dead."

Xu Moting: "Oh, that's good. I don't mind. "

"Huh?" What's okay?

"You said that our future child is a god of death, which is quite good."

34. At this moment, the mobile phone rang, and Anning subconsciously connected, "Hello?"

The other party also politely replied "Hello". His voice is a little hoarse and nasal. "Where are you?"

Anning was really caught off guard and shouted, "I'm writing, teacher's office."

The other man thought for a moment, "How long will it take?"

"hmm ... can I talk for a long time?" I asked at will, and the only thought after a peaceful epiphany was: it's over!

Silence ...

Better late than never: "Please, please leave a message after the beep ..."

The two sides paused for a few seconds until the opposite person hung up.

Peace groaned: "Why am I not stupid ..."

35. Peace is a pity: "Never mind, next time."

On the other side, I heard a weak voice asking, "Are you happy?"

"Well ... I'm glad to call you." Admire yourself, the ability to lie with your eyes open is in full swing ... in fact, it's not all lies with your eyes open.

Xu Moting smiled slightly: "It's a pity that today-"

What? Anning waited for a long time with bated breath and almost died. This man must have done it on purpose, so she had to ask shyly, "What?"

"I don't seem to have officially confessed to you?"

What? What? Anning blushed calmly.

His tone was slightly regretful: "Wait for another time."

Quiet subconsciously said: "Nothing to make waves, not rape or theft."

Quiet, quiet ...

"Peace." The person opposite whispered to her, "Do you want me to steal it or-"

Anning has been stunned by a word that he has made up his mind. He blurted out, "Xu Moting, you are so dirty."

36.Rose still remembers that the first time she was impressed by the quiet Amiao classmate was the weekend after the military training of her freshman year. Six girls in the dormitory went outside to sing. When everyone sings loudly and passionately, peaceful children are still sitting in danger like classical ladies, shy and timid. So she climbed over and said, "We are all classmates, so there is no need to be shy." At this time, An Ning Mei raised her eyelids and said to her in an upright, solemn and beautiful voice like a government official: Come, give me a smile.

37. "... I don't know "I really don't know. I didn't understand the topic by myself. I've only heard of a national system. Her politics is the weakest link. So Xu Moting is a "political" major. Is this complementary? Peace was in tears, and she still had leisure to think about it.

Although the professor frowned, he patiently asked, "So, what don't you understand?"

"... all of them. "

There was a joyful silence in the classroom.

Xu Moting pressed her eyebrows, which is more direct. "Professor, she is my girlfriend, not my major."

The old professor actually put down his book and smiled. "Turns out to be our department's top girlfriend. What major? "

Why do you say so much? Anning: "Physics Department."

The old professor was a little surprised. "There are very few science students."

Anning thinks this should be a compliment? "Thank you."

The audience was silent for another two seconds, and some people laughed one after another with good intentions.

This girl is really interesting.

38. This Chinese coffee shop, located in the school leisure area, says it is Chinese because it serves various Chinese dishes, including fried rice with eggs, beef noodles, casserole and so on. She has been there once before, and when she came back, Mao posted a warning on the campus forum about beef noodles in Xianghe Coffee Shop in Leisure Street: 1. Please bring your own beef! Second, the big bowl refers to the diameter of the bowl, regardless of the surface! "

39. Xu Moting gets dressed and goes to the water dispenser to pour water. "Thank you."

Quiet, quiet ... "Well, you have a good figure."

"Cough." People who have always been calm have choked up.

Anning realized something and blushed: "I'm ... I'm kidding-"and began to be incoherent.

Mo Ting narrowed his eyes slightly. "What do you mean, not so good?"

Don't! Anning shook his head: "It's better than GV, really."

"..." All is silent.

40. When passing by a clothing store, an absent-minded person noticed that two poodles looked at each other through the glass door, their eyes were affectionate and they cried out for pity. He immediately went forward to open the door for them, expecting them to meet, and as a result … a round of fighting.

4 1, returned home an hour later, and Mrs. Li came back from the food market. As soon as I entered the door, I saw my daughter limping and pouring water: "Ningning, what happened to your foot?" ! "

"Well ... I was stepped on in the car."

"How could you be so careless?"

Can't say it's an out-of-body experience. "Mom, let me help you with the dishes."

"Sit quietly. Next time, remember to step back when others step on you! "

Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... her mother is very cute.

42. "Then why did you stay in a hotel before?" "Be closer to your home." A little closer to you ...

43. "By the way, I forgot to say that our bet is to pay off debts with our bodies." "..." "One * * * three innings." "You scoundrel!" "I mean, I won the debt."

44. "Three days." Xu Moting smiled. "If you want me to stay a few more days, I can think about it." The first reaction to tranquility was short-lived, but after listening to his words, she was firm, "No!"

45. Rose: "I thought that year, I went to offer it, but I was driven down. Alas, there was too much type B blood that day. I said I didn't need type B ... What happened to type B? ! You are type B! Your whole family is type B! "

Anning: "In fact, both parents are type B blood, and 75% of the children born are type B, so the probability that the whole family is type B is quite high."