12 What are the constellation teachers like on campus?

The procrastination of the teacher of the twelve constellations

As soon as the bell rang, the students became anxious. Why? The teacher didn't finish the class, hehe, let the teachers try their best.

Teacher Aries: Listen to me one by one! ! I haven't finished class yet! ! Be careful after class. I'll call you at the office! ! !

I have to listen to the class honestly ...

Teacher Taurus: You see, I only charge you fifty cents for class. This is a big pie falling from the sky. I'll give you a few more seconds without charging you a penny. Can you not pick up this bargain?

(Ha ha, we won't answer it, you can answer it yourself. )

Gemini teacher: Students, you didn't come up with the brain teaser I said in class! You really want to know the result! Then we'll talk about the answer after class.

Teacher, your question is a bit difficult, but we don't want to know the answer. We want to finish class.

Teacher Cancer: Your parents and grandparents gave you education just to let you learn more, but you didn't listen. How many people have you let down ... 55550.555555555665

(Note: The classroom has been flooded and all the students have fled)

Teacher Leo: Let's hurry for two minutes. ...

Come on, have a sense of time. It's been 30 minutes.

Virgo teacher: Students, you haven't finished class yet. You haven't heard half of this course. Isn't it my fault that you can't pass the exam in the future?

Teacher, it's good to be able to listen to half. )

Libra teacher: Shall we finish this problem? Ok, let's keep talking!

It seems that what we said is not good. Is the teacher's ear all right?

Teacher Scorpio: Listen to me. If you want to finish class, come back with me and do the exercises of 100. Otherwise, come to class with me.

(We'd better have class * _ *)

Sagittarius teacher: class is over, let's talk about it next time!

(Ming Jun! ! ! )

Teacher Capricorn: My duty is to give lectures. You have to listen if you want, or you have to listen if you don't want.

None of us want to listen, so we have to listen, miserable! ! )

Teacher Aquarius: I'll study what I haven't finished today! Class is over!

Do your own research, it is still necessary after class. o)

Teacher Pisces: [The teacher didn't hear the bell and was completely lost in the text] The author of this article is ...

(Note: The students are gone, but the teacher is still talking. )

Comments written by the teacher of the twelve constellations

At the end of each year, the teacher always writes some annual comments according to the students' performance in one year. In addition to commenting on students' daily study, some special-grade teachers will praise or criticize every good or disobedient student, but each has its own methods and foresight. The following is the practice of each constellation teacher. Students should be careful, sometimes being smart will improve their charm!

Aries teacher

Of course, good students are better than good students, and bad students are just passers-by. You will especially reward students with good academic performance and interpersonal skills. You attach great importance to academic performance, which seems to be the only indicator. What makes students more headache is that bad students' comments often read: "Poor academic performance, read more." It is inevitable to get beaten when you go home. ...

Teacher Taurus

Taurus, who has always been honest and responsible, writes meticulous comments. They not only set an example in daily teaching, but also encourage poor students by going up a storey still higher at the end of the year. There are also some Taurus teachers whose families are really good, and the comments will write: "Because the questions in the city are difficult, students generally fail in the exam, and the main responsibility lies with the teachers ..." (The whole class is so cool)

Gemini teacher

Gemini, who is recognized as the "wife", talks a lot of nonsense, but she is concise and decent in her comments, which is remarkable. The comment will say, "study hard and work hard." Then there is the signature like a great writer. Students can't help wondering: "Is this writing a comment or leaving us an autograph?"

Cancer teacher

Writing reviews is a thankless thing, especially in July (look at this big day). What should I do? Let's eat and write at home! What's in the fridge? Coke, cold drinks, potato chips. It's really comfortable and leisurely. It is easy to please the teacher of Cancer, as long as you pay more attention to the teacher's food during your study. For example, when he (she) is tired, give him (her) a piece of candy such as chocolate, and they will easily remember your kindness and naturally be merciful when commenting.

Teacher Leo

Writing comments is a teacher's most arrogant time. As soon as I pick up the pen, I will rush like a running account ... I will soon be exhausted. The reason is: what a boring thing. So I went out to play ... at the beginning of school, "Oh, the comments haven't been finished yet ~" So Cao Cao drew a few strokes, which was a confession!

Virgo teacher

Teachers who specialize in writing shortcomings always correct each student's shortcomings in their comments. Some good students often complain: "What teacher is always picking on me!" Fortunately, there is a touch of human touch at the end of the comment, and words such as "encourage", "good" and "come on" will still exist.

Libra teacher

Your memory is poor, and writing comments is a headache. You have to cover it up with some beautiful words and emotional comments. In addition, in Nissan's study, teachers are very concerned about the quality of students' interpersonal communication and often encourage students to make more friends. Those who don't understand should help each other and promote each other, so that learning can be carried out. Comments often write: "although students' grades are low, as long as they unite and help each other in the student group, their grades will still swim up." "

Scorpio teacher

Comments on students are thoughtful, smooth and flattering. What the teacher is afraid of is that if the comments are not well written, not only will the students be criticized, but their loyalty will decline in the future, and students will hold grudges! Therefore, it is often said (to bad students): "This semester has made a lot of progress compared with last semester, but it is understandable that the results are not ideal. Don't be discouraged. I hope you can do better in the next exam. "

Sagittarius teacher

Naughty and humorous teachers bring out extraordinary students. Cheerfulness is the most obvious, so even if you accuse someone of being bad in the comments, they won't hold grudges. Sagittarius teachers often leave a deep impression on you. Comments often encourage you: "you are all very good, study hard and have a great spirit of unity." It is the best class that teachers have ever seen. Although we have encountered a storm this time, I believe that after the rain, there is no end to learning. " (Parents hesitate to say, "My comments to you seem good!" " )

Capricorn teacher

For you who are practical in your work, writing comments is even more meticulous. Every student's comments are full, describing the students' daily performance in detail, and adding their own feelings, the comments will be released. Parents are the only way for you to tell your story. Comments often say, "Your students are average in school and their grades are average. I hope many of your parents can take the time to review and help your children. Growth is necessary and education is inevitable. "

Teacher Aquarius

The symbol of a wise teacher, so the students who are generally taught are very obedient and have excellent grades. In comments, in order to give students and parents some face, they often say, "Under my leadership this year, the students have worked hard and demanded progress. I hope that next semester, our class will take the lead, win glory for the class and win glory for the school! "

Pisces teacher

The most talkative teacher, softhearted is your most critical place. Students with poor grades suggest that you all talk to your teacher and express some tragic things (for example, my parents will beat me when I go home, and my aunt and uncle will beat me ...) to threaten your teacher; Female students are the easiest to get, and the "honey trap" has always won as early as the Spring and Autumn Period. How can a teacher be so accommodating?

How to get along with the teachers of the twelve constellations

Although you are not satisfied with your academic performance, you can study hard, but the teacher is too arrogant to change classes. But things are always unpredictable ... what is the teacher's personality? What kind of students does the teacher like? It's best to know more, so as to know how to get along with teachers.

The moody Aries teacher

The standard of "do whatever it takes to get what you want" may not be perfect, but his students must get excellent grades. Whether your desktop is spotless is as important as whether this exam is related to the class ranking of the whole class. You'd better listen to what he says, even if it's duplicity. As long as he shows up, let him see with his own eyes that you take his advice to heart and put it into practice, and the days to come will not be too sad. For his homework, the amount of homework is second, and whether it is finished on time is the real key. Not afraid of not doing well enough, as long as you have the courage to admit your mistakes (including their mistakes together, of course), he will not treat good students badly.

Careful Taurus teacher

Teachers in this constellation attach great importance to grades, which leads to their lack of breadth. It's ok to do class quizzes, but it's probably fatal to compete in large-scale exams. As a student, besides being honest, you should also study hard. Once they find you lazy, they will use any means to deal with you. Taurus is thoughtful, but not smart enough. With a little attention, you can know that they are staring at you. Of all the earth images, Taurus likes small-scale study and testing best, but she doesn't know how to control the overall situation of the class. Don't want to be scolded by him, just choose to study hard!

The unrestrained Gemini teacher.

There are not many teachers in this constellation. Generally, Gemini is unlikely to manage itself. How does it manage students? But there is one exception: when no one is able to bear the heavy burden, Gemini will suddenly qualify, so they usually play while running in managing students. As their students, it's easy. They can't ask you too much, because they may not be able to do it. It doesn't matter if you are late for class and leave early. But if you want to improve your grades or make progress, don't be lazy with them. Gemini is selfish. In their dictionary, there is no saying that "one person gets the word, and chickens and dogs ascend to heaven." What's more, they have the ability to reverse right and wrong, and you may not!

A cancer teacher with a strong maternal instinct

If he is your teacher, please let him know everything about you, the more the better. They like to control the whole situation. Once they find that your attention is not on your study, their direct association is that there is something wrong with your family life. They really care about you, but in a way that they think is good for you. This is also a constellation that likes gossip very much. As his students, we should always pay attention to whether our words and deeds meet the requirements of "good students". As long as you reduce the chances of making them doubt you, you can be safe forever.

Face-oriented Leo teacher

Leo teachers like to play fat in the face. Obviously, students often fail in exams, and they also promise not to make up classes. If you are their student, don't disdain his homework in front of them. They can tolerate your rudeness for a while, just to show his teacher demeanor, but as long as the lion is arrogant, he will never be soft. Their promises are not unreliable, but the possibility of shrinking is quite high. In the face of this big cat, remember to follow the fur and talk to him as modestly as possible. He will accept it.

The chattering virgo teacher

Whispering is their way of expressing serious concern. Virgin teachers are not very good at keeping secrets. The premise is that you are smart enough to endure their repeated nagging. They are not afraid of stupid students, but only worried that you will not make progress. If you want to know more, staying with them will be a good choice. They can tolerate a wide range of restrictions on your mistakes, but they won't get more than three things. The same thing reminds them again and again, just to speed up your fate in the cold. The focus of the virgin teacher's turtle hair is usually strange, not necessarily the clean environment that people think. They won't explicitly say that you should abide by it, but if you want his love, you might as well pay attention to their implication!

The wavering Libra teacher

Libra teachers who are always looking for balance will not be too harsh or too relaxed. They will encourage you at an appropriate time and punish you within a reasonable range. The trouble is that their balance point will never be the same place. Today is your math score, and tomorrow may become your English ability. They give you trouble, not necessarily questioning your ability. It is likely that the balance is temporarily crooked. When they return to normal, everything will be calm. Libra likes the kindness of all people. Don't let him find out that you are running a small group. He will not hesitate to criticize you.

Invincible Scorpio teacher

Many people always love and fear the teachers in this constellation. They are mysterious and bright, but they can also be called strict teachers and good friends. But for students who are not motivated-including everything that will hinder the overall performance of the class-loans are never allowed. I don't know why, Scorpio teacher is willing to give students room to grow up. The higher your academic performance, the more they like you, which is mutually beneficial. Why not? Don't worry too much about their secrecy, it's usually just a cover-up, just to increase their mystery. As long as he decides that you are a hard-working student, they will do their duty to protect you.

Sagittarius teacher with an old god.

Some people say that the shooter teacher is easy to get along with? Ok ... If you can tolerate his early arrival in Alzheimer's disease, it shouldn't be difficult to get along with him. The shooter teacher often forgets something that he thinks is not very important, but it is actually very important. They choose to forget everything that is too trivial, too ordinary and too boring. Of course, this also includes your previous excellent grades. At best, they let bygones be bygones, at worst, it means "the past achievements are not enough"! On the journey of life, they will always go forward bravely. Relatively speaking, if they find that you are too backward, they will not wait for your grades to improve, but "by the way" forget you.

The persistent Capricorn teacher

What do you mean, "nobody knows about it for ten years, and it became famous in one fell swoop." You will learn a lot of lost virtues from Capricorn. You don't have to look up to them, but you must let them see your proper learning attitude. They don't need other people's approval, but they know how much you weigh and how many points you can improve. If you want to be favored, it is more useful to let them know that you have a study plan than to bury yourself in your studies. They appreciate students with lofty goals, but they must not just talk about not learning, because the power of teachers always has an irresistible temptation to Capricorn.

The Aquarius teacher with reverse thinking.

Teachers in this constellation are divided into two stages: under 45 or over 50. Aquarius is a constellation that becomes more stubborn with age. If your teacher is a young teacher under 45 years old, congratulations on your good life! They don't care much about what students do, as long as you don't offend their spiritual field, it can be said that they are going to make trouble. It doesn't matter whether you can improve your class performance. If you are unfortunate enough to meet an Aquarius teacher over 50, remember to take out the "student code" and recite it. They will be more strict with their students than the headmaster.

Pisces teacher who is duplicitous.

They are very concerned about the students' every move. To put it mildly, they care, but in fact, manipulation means more. They will write down what you learned and listened to today. Pisces are very insecure every day. With their dual personalities, you will never know what their real motives are. Fortunately, they won't hurt others. At most, people all over the world will follow him and scold you. Never trust the affability on their faces. Who knows if there will be another storm in the next moment?

The savage teacher of the zodiac

It has the personality of making students love and hate, love and fear, handsome men and beautiful women, and the teaching level is superb. This is our savage teacher.

Aries science teacher

Barbaric behavior: arrange classmates to catch cicadas in the suburbs for specimens on a hot day. In fact, he wants to play and is afraid of the heat.

Taurus math teacher

Barbaric behavior: Leaving 50 questions on the weekend, it's really too much for people to make one mistake and punish three times. Niu Niu is not extrapolated, apply here?

Gemini physiology teacher

Barbaric behavior: I know twins are very open, but why do boys and girls have classes together? I also give people names to mark the organ names of ×× ⊙ %× $ #×%.

Cancer life teacher

Barbaric behavior: No matter how you hide smelly socks, he will turn them out. What a super "dog nose"

Leo history teacher

Barbarism: Keep a good lesson, but let the students debate freely in two groups-Napoleon and Qin Shihuang. What's all this for? Even if you like Napoleon, you can't mislead others.

Libra philosophy teacher

Savage behavior: you can't answer questions in class, and you hit us on the head with Nietzsche? Are you kidding?

Virgo home economics teacher

Barbaric behavior: A bold little bastard dares to skip my class? Punish you as a student on duty for one semester.

Scorpio chemistry teacher

Savagery: Let the weakest students in the class do the dangerous experiment of component separation, and never cherish it.

Sagittarius physical education teacher

Barbaric behavior: try swimming, secretly put some scary fish in the swimming pool, and find it euphemistic: to improve your swimming speed.

Capricorn art teacher

Savage behavior: unexpectedly taking the whole class to paint in the street? That's a real pity. I can't believe I'm not allowed to take time off.

Aquarius English teacher

Barbaric behavior: procrastination after class, advocating reading Shakespeare to students in English.

Pisces music teacher

Barbaric behavior: dating an old man who is not romantic at all after school, incomprehensible, flowers with cow dung.