Let's talk about some serious and nonsense funny quotations.

1, I always close my eyes when I cut onions, thinking I won't cry, but I still cried when I cut my hand.

Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

3. Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.

4. Is there anyone like me who wants to buy things when he is angry? When he buys something, he has to spend money. When he spends money, he has less money, and the less money, the more angry he is.

Now, I am as charming as before. Men who call me every day are still in an endless stream, SF Express, ZTO Express, Shentong Express, Tong Yuan Express and Dayun Express.

6. Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. You ask her to open the courier and try it without scissors.