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Happy new year to 12 constellation.

Good mood brings good luck, and good luck brings good harvest. When the New Year bell rings, send a shocking New Year message to your friends and make friends and relatives in the constellation laugh! Laugh and be happy, and there will be good hope in the new year. ""I extend my best wishes for the New Year to you. Aries Aries is the most loyal. In order to help a friend, I naturally hope that his friends can be more loyal to him, so that you can send him the most loyal New Year wishes-"Don't say that I am heartless, at least I will spend money to send you a text message, at the expense of battery power, bear the debt of mobile phone fees, and risk my life with electromagnetic radiation, so I will pay you a New Year regardless! Happy Spring Festival! " Is it helpful enough? Taurus, don't look at Taurus as smart and capable as usual. Actually, he can't take care of himself at all, especially when he sees food. As a friend, you should remind him more! -"During the Spring Festival, the weather is changeable and the digestive system is prone to failure. Be sure to remember that "one is afraid of the cold, the other is going home late, the third is drinking too much, overeating under temptation, the fifth is staying up late, the sixth is drinking, and the seventh is kicking the quilt". What a warm reminder! " Bajie ... Are you watching? "O(∩_∩)O Gemini" wants a Spring Festival gift? When you see that you want to give a gift, Gemini will immediately plan to ask you what gift. "Then please put your hands on the table, palms up, and then put your head in the palm"-Gemini will do anything as long as there is a gift. "all right! This is my Spring Festival gift to you: PDA. -it is estimated that at this time, Gemini would have laughed. Cancer "is the fate that draws us to meet, and it is the fate that arranges us to meet." Because of you, I believe in fate and fate. Because of you, I know the value of treasure! I really want to say ... "Seeing this, the soft-hearted Cancer has long been moved by this gentle sentence, and his heart is full of happiness, but when he saw the following sentence-"What did I do in my last life? The new year will bother you! The distance between heaven and earth is not far, is it? Of course, the Leo lion pursues high-grade everything, and your blessing to him will naturally reach the highest level, just like this sentence-"I wish you a little wine during the New Year holiday, disown your six relatives, smoke a cigarette and die together, play mahjong until you have no food, sing karaoke to the sky and the ground, dance until you are exhausted, and brag until you don't believe it." "Look, how heavy! Virgo as a friend, Virgo cares about you in every possible way, so you always have to show something. " In the past year, you have paid for me, but I have done nothing for you. If I were a cow in my next life, I ... "-can he be unhappy?" I'll pull up the grass for you to eat! Did you see the anger on his head? "I hope I won't make you angry, but I hope your mood will always be like a kettle on the stove. Even if * * * is red-hot, you will still whistle happily and bubble with your nose happily! " -there was a trick! Libra "buddy, do you want me to introduce * * * and spice girls in the New Year? If you like, please send a "Cleisthenes" Libra. When you see this news, your heart must be dark: an old friend understands him and knows that he likes handsome men and beautiful women. However, in fact, "alas! At present, * * * and spice girls are out of stock. In order to satisfy your wish, I reluctantly send you that super invincible beautiful girl (male) who loves cows and flowers and looks after cars. " -Libra vomits wildly. Scorpio: Do you want to get ahead in the new year? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to pay homage to your ancestors? Do you want to be rich? Do you want to be famous? Do you want to get promoted and get rich? Seeing such a short message, Scorpio's eyes have already brought the "$" symbol, thinking that your friend didn't make friends in vain, and he didn't forget him when he had a way to make a fortune. But I didn't know your last sentence was "Stop dreaming and go to sleep!" Quite speechless o _ _ o] ... Sagittarius "slaps your face when you feel happy, stomps on your feet when you feel happy, shakes your head when you feel happy ..." Seeing this, the "Happy Clapping Song" hovers in the shooter's mind and can't help but follow the rhythm in his brain. You can see the following sentence-"Happy New Year, crazy!" I just exclaimed that I was cheated. Capricorn Capricorn is a famous desperate Saburo in the workplace. His mind is full of work and work. I finally took a few days off during the Spring Festival. It is better to suggest that he go out to travel and relax-"Where to travel during the Spring Festival?" Hit a police car with stones and win a three-day all-inclusive trip to the detention center. Smash two cars and send a beautiful handmade and fashionable prison uniform suit, police car pick-up, etc. The more you smash, the more surprises you get. The top 100 can also play with police dogs, so act quickly! Happy new year! Aquarius Aquarius hates nothing more than plain life. You have been friends with him for so long. You can't understand it, can you? You have to find something interesting for him during the New Year holiday-"Friend, I know you like * * *, and I have an appointment with several people to do something important tonight. You should go too. Remember, you have to wear a watermelon knife, go to the gates of major banks, accept the signal: Happy New Year, and then shout out the customs clearance signal: bank counter robbery. ≡ (▔ ▔) ≡ Pisces ≡ ≡ On this dead of night New Year's Eve, I was tortured by one thing, and I thought over and over whether I should tell you what was in my heart. Finally, I summon up the courage to tell you ... "When emotional Pisces see this, they will be very worried and will keep flashing in their minds. But the content of the second half of your short message is "get up and pee ~" ⊙ ⊙ ⊙ ⊙ ∩.