High-level local flavor chat routine love story (popular 60 sentences)

"Do you know what's the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart. " Love stories with local flavor are very popular on the Internet now. In fact, people like these simple and witty languages in their hearts. Are there any humorous and rustic love words? The following is my collection of "Love Story (60 Popular Words) of Advanced Local Flavor Chatting Routine", hoping to help your work and life.

? 1. "You haven't eaten sugar since you liked it." "Why?" "Because you are too sweet."

? 2. Guess what kind of meat I like? (pork? ) You are a pet.

? 3. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.

? 4. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

? Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

? 6. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

? 7. "Do you want to run in winter"? "Well, run into your heart."

? 8. "Do you want to go to heaven?" How come? "I spoil you to heaven."

? 9. "I like watching movies with you"? "It doesn't matter if the movie is not good, you are good."

? 10. "It's annoying not to thunder". What's so annoying about this? "I can't find a reason to get into your arms"

? 1 1. "I have a good eye for people." And see what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."

? 12. "I'll make you a cow and a horse." It's good. "All you have to do is give the grass."

? 13. What is "My birthday wish is simple"? "Just being with you."

? 14. "I want to borrow a cup from you." Why borrow a cup? "Because I want to borrow yours (for life)"

? 15. "I want to send a courier near your home" Why? "Because I want to say to you: Hello, your baby has arrived, please marry it."

? 16. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"

? 17. "There are two kinds of time". What two kinds? "Time with you and time without you"

? 18. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"

? 19. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? " When I saw you, my heart began to burn. "

? 20. "Shh, listen." "Listen to what?" "My heart beats for you."

? 2 1. I dreamed that I married you last night, but the dream was the opposite, so you should marry me.

? 22. Can you laugh? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

? 23. You are just like Google. You have everything I want.

? 24. If you can't get rich overnight, I can hug you overnight.

? 25. Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think of something.

? 26. Do you know what I like to drink? Take good care of you.

? 27. I don't know any odds, I only know how to accompany you.

? 28. Do you know why I have a cold? I lost my resistance because I met you.

? 29. Everyone says you have a round face, but I think you have a square face. Why else are you so straight?

? 30. Can you stop talking? I can't stop thinking about your voice.

? 3 1. If you can swim, you can swim in my love river.

? 32.are you afraid of trouble? Can you stay with me?

? Talking to you is like an exam. After thinking about it, I always feel that I have not played well.

? 34. Do you know what fruit I like best? It's you, pistachio.

? 35. Do you want to collect idle baby? Anyway, my baby is free

? 36. Tell you about the types of mud, mashed potatoes and plasticine. I like mud very much.

? 37. I will always hold you when I go out, because I have to carry valuables with me.

? I am very capable, but there is one thing I can't do, that is, I won't leave you.

? 39. I went to burn incense What fragrance in the world is wishful thinking for you.

? 40. I went to eat noodles today What kind of noodles did I eat? I suddenly want to see you.

? 4 1. I applied moisturizer. What cream would you like to pair with?

? 42. Bao, I went for an infusion. Tu's love story is similar to the copywriting.

? 43. I saw a field today. What field is as sweet as you?

? 44. I traveled. Where did I travel? I wander in your mind.

? 45. What class shall I take? I think about you all the time.

? 46. What time is it? You are the starting point of my happiness.

? 47. I went to eat large intestine. I love you deeply.

? 48. I am brushing my mobile phone and want to know when I fell in love with you.

? 49. I want to raise a bird, me and your love birds.

? 50. Don't ask me what game I went to today. Love you has no ending.

? 5 1. I was vaccinated today. What vaccine did I get? I love you every second.

? 52. I ate hot dogs today. What kind of dog is hotter? Be your good dog.

? 53. I took a screenshot of WeChat. I have another picture of you.

? 54. I got the certificate. What happened? I saw a deer hit your chest.

? 55. I bought insurance today. What insurance did I buy? If I love you, I will risk my life.

? 56. I went to eat today. What did I eat? I want you to listen.

? 57. I am very happy today. Be careful when it thunders.

? 58. I went to wash the dishes. What bowl did I meet you late?

? 59. I went to grow cotton What kind of cotton do I grow? I have deep feelings for you.

? 60. I brushed my circle of friends today. What circle did I brush to hold you in my arms?