I saw an anthropomorphic beauty joke before. Does anyone know the original?

Lan Xiang blocked Peking University in the alley, and the skin exposed outside the tooling was smeared with a little oil. "I heard that you bullied Tsinghua today?" Peking University coldly pushed his glasses. "He asked for it." Lan Xiang punched the wall next to Peking University. "Do you know who built it?" Without saying a word, a knife flew past his eyes. New Oriental stood in the alley, pulling his white gloves. "Do you know who is protecting him?"