What is the resume of handsome Morphy?

China surname: Yang.

Chinese screen name: Morphy.

English net name: μ f 3 (mofe)

Gender: pee standing up

Age: 20 10, 10, 19, 14 years before arrival.

Native place: Sichuan

Birthday: 65438+1October 19 (then I want a big one! )

Height: about 165cm.

Weight: 50KG or so (tell you quietly, I can eat very much! )

Blood type: type A (excellent blood in our family)

Shoe size: 39-40 (tell you why? )

Constellation: Libra-I am very nice.

Hobbies: Internet, music, basketball, games.

Good at musical instruments: not good at musical instruments, tone-deaf.

Favorite thing: playing PS(PhotoShop). Some people call me BT. When I get the map, I will PS, hee hee.

Favorite music: R &；; Pop music, rap music

Favorite singer: Bobo, by2, Wang Leehom.

Favorite color: black.

Favorite number: 7 (I don't know why I like it)

Favorite food: Sichuan food-I can cook it myself!

Favorite place: I don't particularly like it, but I want to visit any place in the world.

Favorite clothes: natural, clean and tidy.

Favorite person: myself.

Favorite type of the opposite sex: mature and feminine

Favorite basketball star: no.

Catchword: Hans (sweating like a pig)

Childhood dream: to be the richest person in the world (dream now)

The following is my own life experience:

"Yang" brand-intelligent system, 1995 made in China, with a length of 165cm and a net weight of 50kg. Adopt artificial intelligence, complete parts, stable operation, after 14 years of operation, it is a reliable product. The "product" has complete procedures and can be returned indefinitely. Due to the development needs, we are now looking for one.

Like-minded friends work together to develop the next generation of "products"

I am strong: I was dumped by a girl 15 times and still alive.

People are also very nice: this is the last sentence that 13 of the girls said to me: "It's very kind of you".

For example, cleanliness: there are many fish in the sea, so you can't take a bath every day!

Love animals: So there are many "Xiao Qiang" at home.

Treat people with enthusiasm: men and women don't ask, suitable for all ages!

Decisiveness: Pay the bill immediately after shopping, and eat when you are hungry.

Be brave: I have zipped several MM's back.

Save water: Do not wash your hands after defecation.

Regard money as parents: I love my parents.

I won't hit someone when he's down: I didn't save my friend from the well in many ways. He said he wanted to see his girlfriend one last time, but I left him without saying anything.

Compassion: I made a plan to make my friend fall in love and make him feel the same way with me. This is compassion! !

My sunshine: So it's as black as carbon.

Tolerance: I'm a little nearsighted.

Strong understanding: in the experience of being dumped, a girl dragged me to the suburbs and slowly inserted the roses I gave her into a piece of wild manure. I immediately understood that she left before I said I wouldn't dislike you!

Perseverance: I chatted with my friends in the teahouse for six hours, and my friends finally paid the bill!

Very romantic: roses, red wine, violinist, candles, and a pack of Master Kong.

I am such a cool person, no matter where I am, I am as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark; My melancholy eyes, my silent beard, my amazing AK47 marksmanship and the bottle of Martell in 1982 all betrayed me deeply.