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1. What's wrong with my heart being partial to you again? Give it back to the original owner and I will give it back to you. It's nice to be near Zhu Zhechi. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see someone hugging you. 5. Do you smell burning? My heart burns for you. 6. What does the lover see? Stone? No, you. 7. My small tongue will be your own snack in the future. 8. "Do you know why I don't go to heaven?" "Why?" Because there is you on the ground. I was born in the south, lived in the south, planted in your hands, and finally went to a different place. 10 Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is the brightest day. 1 1, I am looking forward to the rest of my life. 12, it's because my sound insulation effect is so good, otherwise you can definitely hear my heart pounding across the 3000-tree 600 river. 13, "My order hasn't come yet?" "What" and "Our Future" 14, instant noodles take three minutes, and all I have to do is say "Are you there?" 15, I am a kid who secretly likes you and 16. Why am I so stupid? Because I have grown up so much, my brain is used to thinking about you. 17, I'll never look at you again because I'm afraid that if I take another look, my heart will accelerate to bursting blood. 18 I found that you are the only overweight person in my heart. 19, I'm going to bed early, and I will continue to like you tomorrow. 20. I still like you very much and want to sprinkle the stars all over the sky. 2 1, you are my favorite boy, and you won't give me sweet strawberries. Please praise me for doing great things, because I love you. 23, I am your little show, super sweet and clingy, I can't stop. 24. Please remember that when I look for you, I just miss you explosively, and when I don't look for you, I just hold my breath. 25. I found myself liking you very much yesterday. 26. Everything is returned to its original owner, and I am yours. Go ahead, fuck you. I miss you. New love and old love, it's all you. 27, recently began to cold, need to hide in your arms. 28. I hit the south wall and hit your chest. 29. I love you as well as you. Boyfriend's words are 2 1. I hope my children will smile like you in the future. 2. Connect to my wifi, and you are my family. I want to grow old with you. 4, you are the joy of youth, read backwards. There may be no reason to love you. Although there can be reasons, such as you are smart, you are pure, you are cute, you are a good person and so on. The main reason is probably that you are completely to my taste. So you still understand that I am selfish, so don't thank me. 6, a long night, no mood to sleep, let's chat. 7. When I was very young, I felt that the most romantic thing in the world was that a person ran a long way to see another person, which was also that moment. 8. liking you is the closest thing I have ever done. 9. Only you know my world. 10, my cat is very naughty. Can you take care of it for me? 1 1, wake up and feel that I love you very much. 12, people like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love. 13, be my boyfriend, ok, no, I'll think of another way. 14, since you appeared, I realized that love is so perfect. 15, come here, I want to talk to you one day. Talk about boyfriend's love story 1. What do you belong to? You belong to me. 2. Nice to meet you soon. Where is it? In my dream. I know three people like you. Who am I, who am I, who am I, who am I? Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart. 5. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You are happy" 6. What do you think about every day? 7. "Has anyone ever confessed to you?" "There used to be one." "Then I am the second." 8. I have a superpower. ""hmm? " I like you very much. You can see that no one touches my heart like you. 10, stop chasing the bus and chase me. I walk slowly, and I'm cute. 1 1, "Guess what uniform I like", "Being subdued by you" 12, "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "Today is the day when I love you all day" 13, "Shall we exchange gifts?" "good!" "Well, from now on, I am yours and you are mine. "14, you must have cheated secretly, or I will get full marks in my heart. 15, you are so cute that I won't pay you back when the wind blows into my arms. 16, you are obviously not nearsighted. Why can't you see that I like you? 17, "If you don't cook for me, I don't have the strength to play the woman with you. \ 18, \ Do you understand why Hou Yi shot him in the sun? " I don't understand "and" Because we want to bask in love "19, I still like the spicy strips you ate when you were a child, regardless of the date 20," Let's eat in a bucket for the whole family "and" It turns out that we are a family "2 1, all of which say that medicine is poisonous in three ways, and you are my medicine and my poison. 22. The world is big, but my heart is small, just enough to put you down. But it's stuck. I can't let you out again. 23. When you are here, two years is like two days. When you are away, two days is like two years. 24. Do you know what your greatest advantage is? To sum up, it is five words! Will pick a girlfriend. 25. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, so I bowed my head and kissed me. 26. "Tell me when you think about it. ""I'm not thinking about you. "27." I seem to have seen you somewhere. " "Where is it?" "In our future marriage certificate. Question 3 1, female: Do you like drinking water? M: Yes. W: Then you already like me 90%. 2. Female: Can you like me? M: No way. W: Then I'll think of another way. Speaking of it, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you. The spring breeze is ten miles away, so let's be together. 5. W: Let's play Woodenhead, don't move. M: OK. Woman: I lost. M: Why? W: I'm very touched. You and I have nothing to say except love. 7. W: I found the earthquake. Woman: Oh, yes, it's my heart. 8. What can't you do? I won't leave you. 9.w: We are no longer friends. M: Why? Woman: Because you are my man. 10, didn't your mother teach you to reciprocate? I like you, and you have to like me. 1 1. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or I'll walk past you again. 12. W: What do you belong to? Man: It's sheep's. Woman: No, it belongs to me. 13, female: Your head is steaming. Man: What anger? Woman: handsome. 14, female: wall, eyes, knees. Man: All, eyes, knees. W: Well, I love you too. 15, do you understand what is most important to me? This is the first word of this sentence. 16, "which hurts more when I hit you with an iron bar or a wooden stick", "iron bar" and "no, I feel distressed" 17, female: I think you are just a game. Man: What game girl: My world. 18, tiger is neither arrogant nor impetuous, you have to be my … be my boyfriend. 19, since I fell in love with you, I have been out of gravity, because my center of gravity has become you. 20. Your sense of existence is like air, Really, I can't live without you 2 1. I want to give you a super cute gift, but the courier won't let me into the box. Tell me when you think about it. I didn't think it over. I was thinking about you. 23. Why can I only hug you? 24. W: Do you know how to cook this dish? Man: Do you want to eat it while it's hot? Woman: I'll feed you. Once you climb to the top of the mountain and peek, you will see someone grabbing you. I want you to read the first three words of this passage. 27. It was me when the sea was boundless. 28. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend? 29. Do you understand the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart. I never envied anyone when you were with me. Woman: Don't let me see you. Man: What's the matter? Woman: Otherwise, I will like you once when I see you. 32. I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't get rid of it. 33. W: Are you nearsighted? M: No (yes). W: Then why can't you see that I like you (no wonder you can't see that I like you). 34. W: What's your blood type? Male: Type A Female: No, you are my dream girl. 35. This spring morning, I woke up easily and I got along well. 36. I think you approached me just to hurt me and make me like you very much. 37. "Do you want a dog? ""What kind of dog? " "The single one? 38. I have nothing to offer. Yin likes you very much. 39. kiss the wind around you more. Maybe it will blow in my face one day. 40, the tiger is not arrogant, you should be my boyfriend 4 1, female: You must come when I get married. M: Why? W: It's embarrassing not to have a groom. 42. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to abandon me. 43.w: I found I was lost. Man: Where did you get lost? Woman: Auntie washed the railway. W: I'm looking for a horse. Man: What girl: Your micro signal. Do you know what you look like? Man: What woman: My man. 46. Woman: I cut my hand. Please cut it, too. M: Why? W: So we are husband and wife. 47.w: You have something on your face. Man: something. Woman: A little handsome. 48.w: Please pay attention to your words. M: Why? W: Because I will kiss it at any time. 49, you are the joy of youth, and vice versa. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify 5 1? Woman: You are extremely disgusting today. M: Why? Woman: I can't get enough of it. 52.w: What clothes do you think suit you? Man: A suit. Woman: No, I conquered it. 53. You have a pair of beautiful eyes, which only suit me. 54. W: It's so cold, there is the best way to keep warm. Man: What's this? Woman: Marry me. You can help me wash something. You like me. I hope I can meet you. 56. I feel uneasy at night without your good night. 57. Everyone said that he stayed up late, saying that he was really insomnia and really missed you. 58. How to pronounce the words little brother (dear)? W: Do you know what I like best? Man: What woman: I like staring at you. 60. My eyes are small and I can only see you. 6 1, be my boyfriend, just say yes, I'll think about it. 62. I like you. If you don't like me, please give me back these four words. W: I think you look like one of my relatives. Male: Who Female: My mother's son-in-law. 64. Woman: Are you blind? Man: No woman: Then why can't you see that I like you? W: If I lose it, don't call the police. M: Why? Woman: Hold me tight. 66. Anywhere except you. 67. I like you. Do you want to learn to like me? 68. What do you belong to? 69. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once. 70. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you. 7 1, I miss you, how much I want a plane to take off so loudly. 72. W: Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Man: Arctic woman: There is no room for you. 73. My bed collapsed. Can I sleep at your house? 74. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm. 75. "I like you very much. Today is a little more than yesterday, tomorrow is a little more than today. "76. Woman: Can you smile? M: Why? W: Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee. 77. Cute is not a long-term solution, but lovely me is a long-term solution. 78. I don't want to sleep in the long night. Let's talk! 79. W: There is one thing I will never do. Man: What's this? Woman: I won't leave you.